Anti-Jokes Part 1. Furry yesss! www.facebook.com/cresilfur. I rarely do , but IT? pissed off that! never seen on All i' ft? here they are. Enjoy.. ask me if i'm a tree
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#38 - drdisrespect (03/05/2012) [-]
ask me if i'm a tree
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#663 to #38 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#39 to #38 - fightseaker **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#40 to #39 - drdisrespect (03/05/2012) [-]
no
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#59 to #41 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
FLUTTER SHY ONLY GETS TO SUCK MY DICK IN HELL
#659 to #59 - xadakk (03/06/2012) [-]
Win sir
User avatar #140 to #41 - wasrigmonkey (03/05/2012) [-]
way to ruin a funny joke
User avatar #290 to #41 - darkfuzion (03/05/2012) [-]
Please, that was unnecessary. I don't hate ponies but that was just out of ******* nowhere.
User avatar #262 to #41 - annefrannk (03/05/2012) [-]
shutup you faggot
User avatar #318 to #41 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
A little harsh, aren't we fellas?
User avatar #329 to #318 - LiamNeeson (03/05/2012) [-]
No, he just helped prove a common problem in funnyjunk non-bronies (or atleast people who don't like to post about it) complain about. The MLP jokes or comments simply aren't funny. It's not that it has ponies, it's that it's not funny.
User avatar #344 to #329 - asbjornthegreat (03/05/2012) [-]
I realize this, the joke was over, and Fightseaker executed his joke poorly. But -168 pinkies? That just seems a bit rough for just a bad joke :/
User avatar #346 to #344 - LiamNeeson (03/05/2012) [-]
It's a non-tangible punishment for a bad joke on a trivial humour website.
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User avatar #673 to #447 - asbjornthegreat (03/06/2012) [-]
He said "Fluttershy would like to be a tree" with a picture of Fluttershy, a crappy joke, but I just feel that -200 and there under, should be for things like gore, CP, hentai and so on, not for a bad joke.
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User avatar #677 to #675 - asbjornthegreat (03/07/2012) [-]
Thanks, nice... Bear?
#666 to #40 - anon (03/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 19** hey, have some dubs man
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#664 to #40 - jarudo (03/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #577 to #39 - psychoassassin (03/05/2012) [-]
fightseaker:
Gets -236 thumbs
Deletes account
User avatar #657 to #577 - dacmon (03/06/2012) [-]
He could just delete a comment. But NOOOOO... he had to do it hard way.
User avatar #665 to #577 - angreif (03/06/2012) [-]
then he gets +259
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#607 to #72 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
*sigh* I spose I will explain why you got thumbed down. The point of an anti-joke is that there is no punchline. The actual joke is because she is a woman, yes. So that is expected, that is why because she is blind is an anti-joke. Also, you "fixed" it, and then typo'd BEcause. Just sayain.
#4 - sweateagle (03/04/2012) [-]
What's the hardest part about micro-waving a baby?
Holding the camera still while masturbating.
#125 to #4 - thebaker (03/05/2012) [-]
What the **** did I just read?
User avatar #69 to #4 - ballzacsbitch (03/05/2012) [-]
Whats harder than nailing a baby to jelly?
My dick while I'm doing it.
#26 to #4 - haydenweb (03/05/2012) [-]
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#178 to #26 - geraldbostock (03/05/2012) [-]
What's that from?
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#91 - pulpunderground (03/05/2012) [-]
No anti-jokes on FJ? the **** you talking about bro
User avatar #637 to #174 - dragel (03/05/2012) [-]
How Is this still getting thumbs?! This was over 5 hours ago!!
#425 to #174 - diggytits (03/05/2012) [-]
tell him his princess is in another castle

#409 - yunomegusta (03/05/2012) [-]
What's worse then one bee sting?
Two bee stings.
What's worse then two bee stings?
The Holocaust.
What's Worse then the holocaust?
Three bee stings.
User avatar #101 - holler (03/05/2012) [-]
a man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family
User avatar #163 to #101 - vepevellu (03/05/2012) [-]
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
#82 - ubesawft (03/05/2012) [-]
You are wrong...    
   
Hellen Keller is not unable to drive because she is blind   
   
 she is unable to drive because she is dead
You are wrong...

Hellen Keller is not unable to drive because she is blind

she is unable to drive because she is dead
User avatar #83 to #82 - PremiumRoast (03/05/2012) [-]
No. You are wrong Hellen Keller is unable to drive because she is a woman.
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#103 to #50 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
This isn't OC. Look up Anti-Joke chicken...
#444 to #103 - anon (03/05/2012) [-]
Well, he's right. Ive seen them all on [url deleted]
#537 - qazaibomb (03/05/2012) [-]
Whats the hardest part of shoving a baby in a blender?




My dick
User avatar #428 - limitlessko (03/05/2012) [-]
A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
#306 - krazykarl (03/05/2012) [-]
What's green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?   
   
   
A pool table.
What's green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?


A pool table.
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#155 - ruleroftheworld (03/05/2012) [-]
Anti-joke chicken
User avatar #122 - burnoutlegend (03/05/2012) [-]
What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile.
#33 - bengrim (03/05/2012) [-]
I GOT ONE
What did the kid with no arms no legs and cancer get for christmas??
A Bike.
User avatar #221 to #33 - ville (03/05/2012) [-]
a bike without wheels and handlebars
User avatar #224 - pyrothermal (03/05/2012) [-]
Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.
#129 - flybager (03/05/2012) [-]
why couldn't Freddy swim?



because Freddy is a rock.
#642 to #615 - gogeorgia (03/05/2012) [-]
Thats what i was just thinking.
User avatar #540 - chuffberry (03/05/2012) [-]
what's black and white and red all over? a swastika
#680 to #540 - anon (03/15/2012) [-]
wrong a black mans dick inside you
#300 - EddieD ONLINE (03/05/2012) [-]
Who else tried not to laugh

#322 to #300 - milesxedgeworth (03/05/2012) [-]
I didnt laugh until I read the comments
I didnt laugh until I read the comments
User avatar #54 to #51 - corkscrew (03/05/2012) [-]
Because she's dead
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