Super Effect Movies. . MATRIX INCEPTION THE TRUMAN SHOW SHUTTER ISLAND ACTIVITY THE DARK KNIGHT. Porn maybe I get laid, too.
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User avatar #1 - hajdukovac (03/04/2012) [-]
Porn

maybe I get laid, too.
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#130 to #126 - jebasu (03/05/2012) [-]
I'm sorry for saying Hello to a guy from Croatia which i'm from too,not many Croatians lurk funnyjunk just wanted to say hello that's all.Sorry
#326 to #130 - chiuaua (03/05/2012) [-]
Pozdrav :) (nisam Hrvat a bi živeo u Hrvatski)
#18 to #1 - vaskaduzea (03/05/2012) [-]
you should apply for a plumber , you will have lot of sex
#3 to #1 - theshift (03/04/2012) [-]
sure u will
User avatar #134 to #129 - thewickedgoose (03/05/2012) [-]
homosexual
User avatar #191 to #129 - yodasoda (03/05/2012) [-]
joke over me.jpg, i havent seen the movie sorry could someone explain?
User avatar #201 to #191 - abaraxus (03/05/2012) [-]
Brokeback mountain is about two gay cowboys.
User avatar #203 to #201 - yodasoda (03/05/2012) [-]
is that all? in family guy the horses flipped they **** and gtfo of there
#213 to #203 - abaraxus (03/05/2012) [-]
Because they were having GAY SEX. What would you do if you saw two guys having sex?
Because they were having GAY SEX. What would you do if you saw two guys having sex?
#224 to #221 - abaraxus (03/05/2012) [-]
I...uh..guess if thats...uhh...your thing...no harm in....umm
I...uh..guess if thats...uhh...your thing...no harm in....umm
#327 to #129 - moggycore (03/05/2012) [-]
Bendover Mountain
#138 to #129 - GSysKaien (03/05/2012) [-]
winning!
winning!
#172 to #129 - pronkfan (03/05/2012) [-]
laughed my ass off when i read this
#156 to #129 - MaxFabian (03/05/2012) [-]
you win everything
#132 to #129 - thexxtalonxx (03/05/2012) [-]
You glorious son of a bitch.
#139 to #129 - bananabaker (03/05/2012) [-]
that's my boy
User avatar #7 - xxfalconxx (03/05/2012) [-]
What if Neo was never in the matrix in the first place, and the red pill Morpheus gave him was just a really, really good drug?
User avatar #24 to #7 - indeedafish (03/05/2012) [-]
and while neo is tripping balls morpheus has his way with him...




me gusta
#271 - stepping (03/05/2012) [-]
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Bitch please, check this movie
#280 to #271 - cleggerzzz (03/05/2012) [-]
sweet roll for a sweet roll
#299 to #280 - theoldgodfather (03/05/2012) [-]
**theoldgodfather rolled a random image posted in comment #150 at how to change your life **
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
#123 to #120 - Rascal (03/05/2012) [-]
You should stop watching the hentai or you'll soon think you have tentacles too.
User avatar #166 to #120 - neoncookie (03/05/2012) [-]
*octopus
#290 - Wingwalker (03/05/2012) [-]
After seeing Taken


Liam Neeson is awesome
User avatar #294 to #290 - thejokerxx (03/05/2012) [-]
liam neeson was always awesome
#249 - ChanChan (03/05/2012) [-]
Fight Club


Maybe my friend is just my alter ego.
#239 - rbpwn (03/05/2012) [-]
"Batman you're awesome"

#63 - hamsnatcher (03/05/2012) [-]
Seriously. Where am i?
#19 - holler (03/05/2012) [-]
Wolverine

Maybe i'm 2 batmans touching noses
#28 to #19 - nalkir (03/05/2012) [-]
there is only one goddamn batman and one goddamn gotham city
#34 to #28 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (03/05/2012) [-]
Actually I live about 5 minutes away from Gotham, in England.
#39 to #34 - Rascal (03/05/2012) [-]
Drove past gotham, best 5 minutes of my life
#333 to #34 - GabH (03/05/2012) [-]
you could be the hero that gotham deserves?
you could be the hero that gotham deserves?
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#27 to #19 - welshy (03/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #230 - darman (03/05/2012) [-]
I love the Matrix. Too bad they never made any sequels....
#245 to #230 - Rascal (03/05/2012) [-]
I hate you
#248 to #245 - darman (03/05/2012) [-]



I love you....
User avatar #267 to #230 - romanaround (03/05/2012) [-]
no I actually think they did a great job just ending it when they did.. a sequal would have most likely not been as good and it would detract from my enjoyment of the original movie. I'm glad they never made a sequal let alone two of them
User avatar #272 to #267 - darman (03/05/2012) [-]
I like how it give us room to wonder. Not giving a continuation makes the subject matter more relatible to the viewer. It also gives us the hope of reaching our full potential.
User avatar #274 to #272 - romanaround (03/05/2012) [-]
exactly my point.. did neo succeed in freeing humanity from the Matrix?.. what is the true nature of being 'the one'?.. these hanging existential questions really give the movie depth and complexity. answering them would just ruin everything
#127 - davegrowl (03/05/2012) [-]
Doctor Who

Maybe the Silence is real.
#105 - hydromatic (03/05/2012) [-]
Fixed.
User avatar #118 to #105 - rafskaterman (03/05/2012) [-]
we have to go deeper*
#315 - mushkaa (03/05/2012) [-]
Harry Potter:

wheres my damn letter?
#38 - zakakiragibson (03/05/2012) [-]
Batman is handsdown, best Superhero ever. IMO
User avatar #73 to #70 - riddlerenigma (03/05/2012) [-]
OVERPOWERED
User avatar #74 to #73 - metajunky (03/05/2012) [-]
how so?
User avatar #80 to #74 - thechosentroll (03/05/2012) [-]
Superman is invincible, has superstrenght, can fly, shoot lazers from his eyes, probably ***** magma, can see through walls, has incredible speed and so on and so forth. Basically he's allpowerful. Other heroes have 1 superpower, he has all of them. All Batman has are skills and cash.
User avatar #92 to #80 - metajunky (03/05/2012) [-]
superman is far from invincible. he is weak to kryptonite, red sun, magic, and other strong characters. he took a ton of damage so far throughout his history and at one point died, although he eventually came back. also, even though he is not stupid, he has been outsmarted many times by super geniuses who exploit his character traits. he can never kill anyone, has to always consider the life of civilians first, and constantly keeps himself in check so he can never make collateral damage from going all out

he does have one power, which is kryptonian biology. the radiation from yellow sun makes his entire body pushed to epic proportions. strength, speed, durability, and super senses are a result of this, and there are many other kryptonians with the same abilities. if you ask me, its makes the same amount of sense as a normal guy who is the peak human in all physical attributes (impossible to accomplish), the primiere martial artist, the greatest detective, perhaps one of the greatest tacticians, a brilliant inventor, and born into crazy stupid wealth at the same time, but thats my opinion
#111 to #92 - killahhilla (03/05/2012) [-]
N thats why they need to bring back MAGOG coz he didn't give a single **** bout killin....
#148 to #111 - Rascal (03/05/2012) [-]
Props from an italian anon for reading Waid and Ross' Kingdome Come.
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User avatar #93 to #92 - metajunky (03/05/2012) [-]
tl;dr

superman can be hurt and his powers make as muc sense as batmans
User avatar #88 to #80 - pwnednoobcake (03/05/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? Well does Superman have....
DEAD PARENTS?!
User avatar #89 to #88 - thechosentroll (03/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, they blew up along with his home planet.
User avatar #91 to #89 - pwnednoobcake (03/05/2012) [-]
Oh **** ..... You got me.....
*Flips table*
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User avatar #45 to #38 - froghole (03/05/2012) [-]
i agree that batman is awesome. however, he would get easily beaten by every other superhero out there.. except aquaman. nobody likes aquaman.
#49 to #45 - failedfrontflip (03/05/2012) [-]
a big ol' **** you
User avatar #57 to #49 - froghole (03/05/2012) [-]
i knew a picture of him with cthu'lu would appear lol
User avatar #59 to #57 - failedfrontflip (03/05/2012) [-]
is it cthu'lu? i always assumed it was the kraken, if you've see clash of the titans that what i imagine the kraken as
User avatar #60 to #59 - froghole (03/05/2012) [-]
that particular picture should be cthu'lu judging by what they made him look like on south park. anybody know for sure?
User avatar #94 to #60 - pwnednoobcake (03/05/2012) [-]
It is Cthu'lu.
The Kraken is a different color. And if you read old stories, those are none other than Cthu'lu's eyes.
User avatar #53 to #49 - isradam (03/05/2012) [-]
Still useless.
#54 to #53 - failedfrontflip (03/05/2012) [-]
mfw the kraken is useless
#83 to #54 - isradam (03/05/2012) [-]
MFW that is Cthulhu.
#56 to #45 - zhooker (03/05/2012) [-]
Batman repeatedly destroyed Superman. He put kryptonite in his gloves for one specific battle. THATS SMART.
User avatar #58 to #56 - froghole (03/05/2012) [-]
so why didn't superman fly up and keep his distance and use laser eyes?
User avatar #112 to #45 - MoreIce (03/05/2012) [-]
Thats a maybe, batman is a brilliant strategist which more than compensates for his lack of superpowers. If you've read the "Tower of Babel" storyline I believe its called, or scene the recently released Justice league doom movie or whatever its called, the rest of the justice league finds out that Batman has a secret plan, to be taken into effect if or when the other members of the team become corrupt or evil, but the secret is highly detailed and effective plans to kill everyother member of the justice league should they become corrupt like I said. All of them, even superman. But literally all of them, most of them are way more powerful than batman. Anyways they are shocked, and scared about the discovery and if I remember right they kick him off the team, but eventually invite him back when they decide it was for the right reasons but he declines I think.
User avatar #64 to #45 - thetruetroll (03/05/2012) [-]
Batman isn't meant to fit in a world with other superheroes, he's the realistic one. Albeit, he could never really exist simply because his peak physical ability and genius level intellect are just too convenient. Though I do like how in Batman: Year One he would get shot and actually get hurt instead of dodging automatic rounds from 5 SWAT guys...
User avatar #69 to #64 - froghole (03/05/2012) [-]
what you just said is what makes batman awesome. he's a badass plain and simple.
#270 to #45 - VideotapeAxed (03/05/2012) [-]
No Batman's crazy prepared. He's knows the JLA's weaknesses and has them on standby just in case they go insane.
Also Aquaman would have to be as strong as Superman to survive the pressures of the deep sea and it's been suggested that since all creatures evolved from sea life: Aquaman can, in theory, control everything in the animal kingdom.
I'll shut up now.
#41 to #38 - failedfrontflip (03/05/2012) [-]
*masked vigilante :3 my mate throws a **** storm every time i call him a super hero because he has no super powers, he's kinda right
User avatar #48 to #41 - isradam (03/05/2012) [-]
That is exactly why he's awesome. He doesn't get powers like flying and lazers and **** , he actually has to work his ass out to accomplish his objectives. He has to be careful, and he had to WORK his way to becoming a hero. Batman and Green Arrow are my favourites ever.
User avatar #50 to #48 - failedfrontflip (03/05/2012) [-]
green arrow = demigod :D
User avatar #52 to #50 - isradam (03/05/2012) [-]
Batman + Robin Hood + Sweet Ass Mustache = Green arrow
#43 to #41 - zakakiragibson (03/05/2012) [-]
**zakakiragibson rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at condescending wonka strikes again ** In my Eyes. He's ******* AWESOME
#44 to #43 - failedfrontflip (03/05/2012) [-]
that he is, that he is... cant wait for the dark knight rises :D
#257 - deathbylock (03/05/2012) [-]
"Batman you're awesome" Really? After seeing it I liked Joker more.
"Batman you're awesome" Really? After seeing it I liked Joker more.
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