Read it, you'll shit brix PART 2!. ATTENTION! PART 3 IS HERE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE! ENJOY!<br /> /funny_pictures/341362/Read+it+you+ll+shit+brix+PART+3/. Fell please comment and rate before You leave the page
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Read it, you'll shit brix PART 2!

Read it, you'll shit brix PART 2!. ATTENTION! PART 3 IS HERE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE! ENJOY!<br /> /funny_pictures/341362/Read+it+you+ll+shit+brix+PART+3/. Fell

ATTENTION! PART 3 IS HERE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE! ENJOY!<br />
/funny_pictures/341362/Read+it+you+ll+shit+brix+PART+3/

Fell here I am again, hiding under the covers like the coward I am- Light is starting to into my
mm and the scene looks even worse. I am now trying to avoid moving and alerting this THING more
an ever, the stench is starting to become overwhelming and is almost causing me to gag
Besides the fact that my parents mutilated bodies are staring blankly at me and the
mm is turning into what smells like a garbage dump, it is almost peaceful, there is not a sound to be
I eard, and I fear that this THEE has visited my neighbors also. It is too quiet, no cars leaving for
sark, no lawn mowers starting up early in the morning, nothing. I' m starting to panic now, I live on the
mom story of my house, and it would be impossible to get my window open quickly enough to jump
y tlt. Even if I could break through the glass, the fall would most likely incapacitate me As I look
r. ound the room I remember the mirror in the corner, as I slowly try to position my body so I can see a
limp of whatever demon spawn it is before I die. A glimpse of hope enters my mind as I start to see
I e border of the mirr or, only to be crushed to realize the horror that, if I look into the mirror, it may as
at I am awake and getting ready to run. During this time for some reon, I took this chance to value
I y life. As I thought back on my life I realized that I was a nobody. Caver the years, I just took it. Neve
nohting back, or standing up for my opinion. I realized that enough was enough, and I need to run for
e door. My only hope is that I am fist enough.
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User avatar #63 - culanap (04/10/2010) [-]
Looks like Funnyjunk is starting to like these horror stories...
I have some that I might upload that'll probably scare you ******** (this is like girl scout stuff, I have stuff that'll probably disturb you mentally).
Anyone interested?
#65 to #63 - Molon Labe (04/10/2010) [-]
I'm up for it . I love being scarred ******** , hasn't happened to me in years .
User avatar #70 to #65 - culanap (04/10/2010) [-]
Read above post.
User avatar #77 to #70 - Gengar (04/10/2010) [-]
Ive heard that one waaaaay too many times..
#75 to #70 - Molon Labe (04/10/2010) [-]
Thanks man .
User avatar #66 to #63 - Gengar (04/10/2010) [-]
try me
User avatar #69 to #66 - culanap (04/10/2010) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/341223/Another+scary+story/

Tell me if you want a link full of really good ones, some are actually very interesting and kept me up a couple hours.
User avatar #72 to #69 - Gengar (04/10/2010) [-]
ok man
#68 to #63 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
hell yes plz do it
User avatar #73 to #63 - Cabirious (04/10/2010) [-]
thumbs for you sir i love horror!
User avatar #76 to #63 - TehDogman (04/10/2010) [-]
i've read some pretty ****** up **** in my time so your has to be pretty ****** up and please don't make it "scary" like stephen king's book cause i could read those as a bedtime story if i wanted
User avatar #78 to #76 - culanap (04/10/2010) [-]
I hope I didn't disappoint, just trying to share some of the spook :P
I just uploaded it, and I'll try to post up some more if people are into these types of stories.
User avatar #85 to #78 - TehDogman (04/10/2010) [-]
damn i can't see your pics so i can't see the story unless i friend request you and just to let you know nothing will ever be better then goosebumps those were the ****
User avatar #82 to #78 - GhostTanker (04/10/2010) [-]
That was one nice story. Kinda spooked me because something like that happends near me. no joke.
User avatar #87 to #82 - culanap (04/10/2010) [-]
Ouch. I didn't have any experiences similar to this, but the first time I read it, I stayed up til like 4 AM insanely paranoid.. but then again I read couple others that night too haha (i'll share em later on)
User avatar #84 to #63 - culanap (04/10/2010) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/341223/Another+scary+story/

^ Not trying to advertise, I just want to help contribute to the spooking of FJ community haha.
#374 - Southerngurl (04/10/2010) [-]
wow...pretty....not funny....intense tho but this is the wrong type of content for this site...sorry
User avatar #385 to #374 - Kadamon (04/10/2010) [-]
The sad part is that this is the WORST part of the story.
User avatar #177 - savumike (04/10/2010) [-]
**savumike rolls 548,056,000** if it ends in a 0 the monster is spongebob
User avatar #188 to #177 - WozzaBuddha (04/10/2010) [-]
**** man sponge bob is a murdering psycho ... sweet
User avatar #421 to #177 - avatarfan (04/11/2010) [-]
**avatarfan rolls 114,785,490** if this ends in 7 the monster is patrick
User avatar #178 to #177 - kadabra (04/10/2010) [-]
**** ... tripple 0's it must be spongebob
User avatar #377 to #178 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/10/2010) [-]
AND 3 OF THEM!
User avatar #179 to #177 - cruzz (04/10/2010) [-]
Holy **** . Triple zeros. Gg.
User avatar #413 to #177 - turdmonkey (04/10/2010) [-]
trips
so it is 3 spongebobs mutated together
User avatar #182 to #177 - kingofish (04/10/2010) [-]
that concludes the story
User avatar #195 - kingheart (04/10/2010) [-]
**kingheart rolls 6** if it is 6 i'll fap to blue waffle
User avatar #306 to #195 - IDevideByJESUS (04/10/2010) [-]
On the bright side, you can use your throw up as a lubricant for when you fap :D
#202 to #195 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
you are screwed
#207 to #195 - aljay (04/10/2010) [-]
someone screencap this!
User avatar #199 to #195 - weedsmoker (04/10/2010) [-]
HAHA pics!
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#208 to #195 - NecroPanda **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #216 to #195 - SeoYummy (04/10/2010) [-]
Thumb this **** up, it must be seen.
User avatar #198 to #195 - kingheart (04/10/2010) [-]
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #201 to #198 - Monsterpally (04/10/2010) [-]
that just happned
User avatar #209 to #201 - AcRMobius (04/10/2010) [-]
oh i think it just did :O
#200 to #198 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#425 to #200 - anon (09/08/2010) [-]
you want a pick of someone fapping to blue waffle?
#103 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
how many thumbs are you waiting for????? , PART THREE , PART THREE , PART THREE , PART THREE :D
+5
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User avatar #50 - Charmeleon (04/10/2010) [-]
seriously you have to get off your computer if youre ever going to make it
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User avatar #26 to #14 - cmm (04/10/2010) [-]
I almost got killed by one little creature but my dead mom got scared and said Your moving with your aunty and uncle in bellaire!!!!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near.
The license plate said dead and had eyes in its mirror.
If anything I say that this cab was fear.
But I thought man forget it yo home to Bel-Air
User avatar #112 - justforyou (04/10/2010) [-]
holy **** this is not the thing to read at 2:30 in the morning as the only person in the house that is awake...
#114 to #112 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
scaredy cat
User avatar #119 to #114 - Shdaowru (04/10/2010) [-]
screw u anon
#123 to #119 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
Id totally do you if this computer wasnt btween us. Masculine cut 5'10 220 here. Turkish men preffered (big hands) want to be tamed and saddled. PM Jersey Shore area. pics and we'll meet.
User avatar #125 to #123 - Shdaowru (04/10/2010) [-]
ye- no -_-
#134 to #125 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
Will self anal play. Solo boy, very well established, endrogenous and willing to experiment. have many lubes, lotions toys of different sizes. Willing to travel if interested
User avatar #135 to #134 - Shdaowru (04/10/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
#124 to #112 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
Yeah man im ******* shivering right now, same exact thing is happening to me except its 3:30 in the morning over here... well anyways i think i might know what it is, it a big giant Ca- ..............
#131 to #112 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
I swear to ******* god.
It's 2:46 I'm the only one up at home and this most definatley is NOT what I should be reading.
#136 to #131 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
haha its bearly one over here xD
#141 to #112 - ElSenorTaint (04/10/2010) [-]
or 4:00
User avatar #28 - freshzac (04/10/2010) [-]
Im dieing for a part three
User avatar #303 - kerian (04/10/2010) [-]
i shat no bricks and i don't ******* get it
User avatar #111 - jordygordy (04/10/2010) [-]
phmygod ohmygod ohmygodohmygod!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna read the trest!! im still in my bedroom and its still 12AM and im afraid to to turn away from my computer.....
User avatar #100 - THEDUBBS (04/10/2010) [-]
PART 3 OR DIE!!!!
User avatar #102 to #100 - culanap (04/10/2010) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/341223/Another+scary+story/

Another story to hold you guys over until Part 3!
User avatar #120 to #102 - WarPigs (04/10/2010) [-]
dammit culanap, are you TRYING to make people drink coffee and stay awake until the morning? :)
#57 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
make part three sooner , i am becoming the impatient kid haha xD
User avatar #219 - SteakFun (04/10/2010) [-]
I bet this story is going to end with "You're moving with your uncle and auntie in bel-air"
User avatar #224 - bouchedag (04/10/2010) [-]
**bouchedag rolls 5** Its its 5 I'll fap to myself.
User avatar #237 to #224 - donatelo ONLINE (04/10/2010) [-]
**donatelo rolls 9** if THIS is a five i will do a cricle jerk
#228 to #224 - XenosII **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
**XenosII rolls 2**
if this is 7 ill fap to this story
User avatar #226 to #224 - bouchedag (04/10/2010) [-]
CURSE YOU, GOD!!
User avatar #240 to #224 - Koutetsu (04/10/2010) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen!
User avatar #225 to #224 - Aiwatcher (04/10/2010) [-]
OBLIGE
#227 to #224 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
i think you just screwed yourself on that one
#49 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
dude how is he a thumb whore?
User avatar #56 to #49 - MDB (04/10/2010) [-]
When people ask for thumbs for more content. Personally, I think that is what thumbs are for, if people like that type of content and they want more, then they encourage the poster to post more with thumbs.
#60 to #56 - Clemdawg (04/10/2010) [-]
dude i dont even care what they say... if its funny, green, if not, red. in case you forget theres even those helpful words below the thumbs to remind you.
User avatar #86 to #60 - MDB (04/10/2010) [-]
I prefer to have a mixed content FJ, with a lot of funny here and a little brick ******** there, the names and labels are irrelevant, if you like/agree with something thumb it up, if you dislike/disagree with something thumb it down.

*prepares flamesuit*
User avatar #15 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
Meh, I was close enough to 1st. The first picture was scarier, but I geuss this was just like a filler. Still thumbed it though, this **** is interesting. Keep it up bro.
#17 to #15 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
cause he made this and he found the 1st one on the web-_-
User avatar #18 to #17 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
I knew it was too good to be created by a member of Funnyjunk :O
#19 to #18 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
it was created by Supermans-son on deviartArt and it shows the pic of the killer too( the dude from pans labyrinth)
#20 to #19 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
You need to login to view this link (without the slashes on the numbers)
#24 to #20 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
or You need to login to view this link and just click the grey link with the story^^
User avatar #30 to #24 - WarPigs (04/10/2010) [-]
son of a bitch

is that the angel of death from hellboy?
User avatar #23 to #20 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
File not found T_T
#25 to #23 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
do what comment 20 says-_-
User avatar #29 to #25 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
oh LOL fail. oki.
User avatar #21 to #19 - Awakive (04/10/2010) [-]
Oh. That doesn't really make it scary anymore. That monster was a fag :/
#81 to #21 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
are u kidding... the Pale Man will ******* eat you but before he does that he's gonna stare into your soul with those creepy ******* eyes IN HIS PALMS!!!
#34 to #21 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
would u say that on his face? xD
User avatar #372 - suprdude (04/10/2010) [-]
Lol Im trying to read it again so I can find the funny part.
User avatar #319 - DudeChill (04/10/2010) [-]
dude, the **** ?
this isnt funny or really even that scary
#325 to #319 - Pealer **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
yeah dude? why is this front page?
#330 to #325 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
cus kids like you live for cock.
#332 to #330 - Pealer **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
go ******* grow up.
#74 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
not quite as scary as teh first but still good
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