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#388 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2012) [-]
Money isn't the root of all evil, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.

Giving money at church is called "Tithing" Which means "Tenth". You're to give a tenth of your money because God granted you with it to begin with and everything you have is his. You're just giving back.
#456 to #388 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2012) [-]
God granted me with my fists, so when I see the bastard I will gladly give them back. PRAISE HAIL SATAN!



God will judge you every minute of every day, satan does not. God will not let you in if you don't respect his rules, satan don't give a **** , all are welcome in his home. God will condemn you to an eternity of suffering in the afterlife for a finite existence on earth, satan will bless you with all you desire as a human as long as you have faith IN YOURSELF. God is the reason satan exists. God is the reason rape, murder, genocide, infanticide, genital mutilation, slavery, war, disease/plague, and natural disasters exists (It's all there in your "holy book"). God is the reason desire and temptation exists. So whether it is money (which he too created) or the love of money, god is the reason it exists. Im not saying God does or doesn't exist but if he does he's one HELL of a guy.

Rest in piece:
The almighty Anton LaVey
The prophet Carl Sagan
The late and great George Carlin
#415 to #388 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/05/2012) [-]
Nope, that's what they tell you; the money is their only source of income and the churches are pretty much as greedy as any other company.

Basicly, church is a company which gets paid for religious/entertainment purposes.
#418 to #415 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2012) [-]
how else is a church supposed to stay operational with no source of income? Have you thought about that?
#420 to #418 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/05/2012) [-]
The thing is that the money they get is larger than what they need; so they send it back to the vatican; which is the country with the highest current BNP.
#450 to #420 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/05/2012) [-]
Yes I'm sure my church (a Church of England, Protestant church) DEFINITELY sends money to the Vatican.
User avatar #409 to #388 - datargumme ONLINE (03/05/2012) [-]
Well, money is the root of love of money.
User avatar #402 to #388 - datargumme ONLINE (03/05/2012) [-]
My emplyoer gives me pay, i dont remember getting a check from any god.
User avatar #397 to #388 - noahnicholson ONLINE (03/05/2012) [-]
is it that hard to scroll down and see the millions of comments just like yours
#395 to #388 - retardkitteh (03/05/2012) [-]
Christfag..
User avatar #389 to #388 - wyrddarcnyzz (03/05/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure Walgreens granted me mine... Soon, the IRS will, too!
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