Funny Folder Dump 33. FFD (Im starting to feel bad about all this posting. but then i remember that it was because i ran out of content that drove me to do this
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FFD (Im starting to feel bad about all this posting. but then i remember that it was because i ran out of content that drove me to do this.)

Temperature Extremes
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America, in Russia it Thickens.
Mi'' - French cars don' t start.
You' re planning a vacation to Australia.
15" - Your cm insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
sweaters.
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
tty' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
long -sleeves.
25'' - German cars don' t . Hawaiians ore dead.
Politicians start Talking about homeless people. Your cat
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
You' re planning a hot tub bath. Swedish cars don' t
start.
stops in Europe. Russians teat ice cream on the
street.
45" - All Greeks are dead, Politicians really start doing something
for the homeless.
ED” - Your eyelids start stinging when you blink. In Alaska, people
close The window In the bathroom.
600 - White bears moving south,
7' 00 - The hell froze.
730 - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands their own pockets.
1140 - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
2950 - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Tenn becomes the
world champion.
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Submitted: 03/04/2012
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