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New broom invented. it is sweeping the nation subscribe to get a free pun in your mail!. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. A toothless termite walked into a tav

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, ''Is the bar tender here?"
Clumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I' ll serve you, but don’ t start
anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer
please, and one for the road."
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn' t
much, but the reception was excellent.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. the says to the other, "Does this taste funny to
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at
either.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’ t find any.
A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a
small medium at large.
He couldn’ t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it Came
back to him.
He wondered why the boomerang kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.
He said she was average because he was mean.
Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but that would be pointless.
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#42 - childsmack (03/03/2012) [-]
**childsmack rolls 888** if trips ill post a sexy picture of myself in SFW!
User avatar #378 to #42 - lolmike (03/04/2012) [-]
**lolmike rolls 845** trips and i'll post myself wearing my sisters bra
User avatar #386 to #42 - themastertroller (03/04/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolls 091** probably not trips
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#383 to #42 - themandustin has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #380 to #42 - ficarra (03/04/2012) [-]
**ficarra rolls 43**
Dubs and people stop rolling in the replies.

#43 to #42 - childsmack (03/03/2012) [-]
first time ever trying for trips...
User avatar #67 to #43 - keiishiyama (03/03/2012) [-]
But you must deliver now.
#47 to #42 - nahingerii ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
HOLY MACKERAL!
User avatar #57 to #42 - pwnednoobcake (03/03/2012) [-]
BALLER
#44 to #42 - John Cena (03/03/2012) [-]
Do it, Friendo.
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#382 to #42 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#63 to #42 - thefockfino (03/03/2012) [-]
MFW it says Safe For Work. Nice XD
#377 to #42 - John Cena (03/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8,052** quad and i tell my parents im gay.
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User avatar #247 to #42 - abcbacon (03/04/2012) [-]
I wonder if they know that you're the guy that had to post in **** a while ago XD
User avatar #50 to #42 - ethaniscool ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
OP you know what to do.

User avatar #58 to #42 - rjgnal ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
do it, faggot!
#46 to #42 - John Cena (03/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 17** if dubs u suck cock too!
#135 to #46 - gsmstgsmst (03/04/2012) [-]
**gsmstgsmst rolls 99** I'm not sure about you, but I'm pretty sure none of us would want to see that.
#137 to #135 - gsmstgsmst (03/04/2012) [-]
Ohey, my first dubs! :D
Ohey, my first dubs! :D
User avatar #388 to #135 - buttholee (03/04/2012) [-]
what did he say?
#45 to #42 - John Cena (03/03/2012) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#65 - wawforever (03/03/2012) [-]
I thought the whole thing was one story. **** I'm retarded
User avatar #69 to #65 - adetorical (03/03/2012) [-]
what's the name of that meme it's ****** funny

User avatar #155 to #69 - fignewtonz (03/04/2012) [-]
it's not a meme, it's just one piece of old-ass copypasta from /b/. google it if you want to know more, but there really isn't much more to know
User avatar #66 to #65 - twinkiemasher (03/03/2012) [-]
Your picture hurt my brain and anus
#285 - mdancer (03/04/2012) [-]
**mdancer rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Applejack overload. **
#298 to #285 - devilhunterjherico (03/04/2012) [-]
This legitimately made me laugh...repeatedly for that...green toenails for you
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#186 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#11 - minimoe (03/03/2012) [-]
This image has expired

#191 to #11 - therollingstoner (03/04/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHA OMG I'm dying over here. what is that from?
HAHAHAHA OMG I'm dying over here. what is that from?
User avatar #12 to #11 - rjgnal ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
What??!!!
#13 to #12 - John Cena (03/03/2012) [-]
beautiful OC
User avatar #36 to #13 - destroyoncontact (03/03/2012) [-]
Bitch I lied!
#35 to #5 - destroyoncontact (03/03/2012) [-]
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.
#167 - John Cena (03/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #192 to #167 - pacsam (03/04/2012) [-]
Two seals walk into a club...
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#48 to #37 - xxbits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #307 to #277 - chrisfloyd (03/04/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fy...
Anti-joke chicken is my favorite.
Which is kinda sad because it probably takes the least amount of effort and creativity to make.
#310 to #307 - boxinabox (03/04/2012) [-]
and finally:

what did the hobo get for christmas?

nothing
User avatar #312 to #310 - chrisfloyd (03/04/2012) [-]
how does an orphan spend christmas?

alone.
#313 to #312 - boxinabox (03/04/2012) [-]
why did the koala fall out of the tree?

because it was dead.
#309 to #307 - boxinabox (03/04/2012) [-]
what did the kid with down syndrome get for christmas?

diabetes
#138 - biesterd (03/04/2012) [-]
I read through this thinking it was one long joke. I was really confused.
I read through this thinking it was one long joke. I was really confused.
#204 - Ruspanic (03/04/2012) [-]
So a baby seal walks into a club...
#195 - awhitekidcamping (03/04/2012) [-]
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
User avatar #197 to #195 - gorefestbowlripper (03/04/2012) [-]
Wiped?
#148 - jamath (03/04/2012) [-]
my favorite:    
two cannibals sit down to eat some guy. They agree to start at different ends, head and feet, and meet in the middle. sometime later one of them asks how's dinnner going. The other replies    
"i'm having a ball" so the other replies    
"then you're eating too fast"
my favorite:
two cannibals sit down to eat some guy. They agree to start at different ends, head and feet, and meet in the middle. sometime later one of them asks how's dinnner going. The other replies
"i'm having a ball" so the other replies
"then you're eating too fast"
#17 - tivivi (03/03/2012) [-]
I read all of the jokes with his voice.
#117 - drphoenixwright (03/03/2012) [-]
A neutrino asks for a drink, then he enters the bar.   
   
   
   
   
gif unrelated.
A neutrino asks for a drink, then he enters the bar.




gif unrelated.
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