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New broom invented. it is sweeping the nation subscribe to get a free pun in your mail!. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. A toothless termite walked into a tav

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, ''Is the bar tender here?"
Clumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I' ll serve you, but don’ t start
anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer
please, and one for the road."
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn' t
much, but the reception was excellent.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. the says to the other, "Does this taste funny to
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at
either.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’ t find any.
A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a
small medium at large.
He couldn’ t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it Came
back to him.
He wondered why the boomerang kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.
He said she was average because he was mean.
Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but that would be pointless.
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