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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, ''Is the bar tender here?"
Clumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I' ll serve you, but don’ t start
anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer
please, and one for the road."
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn' t
much, but the reception was excellent.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. the says to the other, "Does this taste funny to
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at
either.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’ t find any.
A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a
small medium at large.
He couldn’ t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it Came
back to him.
He wondered why the boomerang kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.
He said she was average because he was mean.
Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but that would be pointless.
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#42 - childsmack (03/03/2012) [+] (27 replies)
**childsmack rolls 888** if trips ill post a sexy picture of myself in SFW!
#11 - minimoe (03/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#80 - arthurboy ONLINE (03/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#65 - wawforever (03/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I thought the whole thing was one story. **** I'm retarded
#285 - mdancer (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**mdancer rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Applejack overload. **
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#186 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#49 - geobeo (03/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
He walked in to a BRA
#55 to #49 - nahingerii ONLINE (03/03/2012) [-]
Hes Lysdexic....
#5 - scotfighterz (03/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#167 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#195 - awhitekidcamping (03/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
User avatar #197 to #195 - gorefestbowlripper (03/04/2012) [-]
Wiped?
#178 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
#61 - anonymous (03/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone notice how in the first line it says he walked into a bra?
#37 - aznsensation (03/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#274 - boxinabox (03/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
#138 - biesterd (03/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I read through this thinking it was one long joke. I was really confused.
I read through this thinking it was one long joke. I was really confused.
#204 - Ruspanic (03/04/2012) [-]
So a baby seal walks into a club...
#148 - jamath (03/04/2012) [-]
my favorite:    
two cannibals sit down to eat some guy. They agree to start at different ends, head and feet, and meet in the middle. sometime later one of them asks how's dinnner going. The other replies    
"i'm having a ball" so the other replies    
"then you're eating too fast"
my favorite:
two cannibals sit down to eat some guy. They agree to start at different ends, head and feet, and meet in the middle. sometime later one of them asks how's dinnner going. The other replies
"i'm having a ball" so the other replies
"then you're eating too fast"
#17 - tivivi (03/03/2012) [-]
I read all of the jokes with his voice.
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