To All Whiny Women. EDIT: Thanks to everyone who thumbed! EDIT: Holy Crap, 2000 thumbs, thank you all! EDIT: Now, It's come to my attention, that there is an Au

To All Whiny Women

To All Whiny Women. EDIT: Thanks to everyone who thumbed! EDIT: Holy Crap, 2000 thumbs, thank you all! EDIT: Now, It's come to my attention, that there is an Au

EDIT: Thanks to everyone who thumbed! EDIT: Holy Crap, 2000 thumbs, thank you all! EDIT: Now, It's come to my attention, that there is an Aussie comedian named Jim Jeffries, that some people think i stole this from. And I see the similarities in the joke structure, and content. HOWEVER, I had never heard of the man until last night. Never was aware of the man's existence. Chances are, if you've seen Jim Jeffries, I won't be able to convince you I didn't steal this from him. I did not steal it from him, even though he did beat me to telling the joke. I came up with this on my own, for you all on FJ. I like Jim Jeffries, he's actually a pretty funny guy, since I've benn watching his stuff on youtube and other places. But I will atleast defend myself against the charges of joke stealing. Just because someone tells a joke before you, it doesn't mean you stole it if you tell it again, especially if you've never heard of the guy. Once again thanks to everyone who has left nice comments about it.

Attention all Shinyness Hitches
8 c; I' m Pissed
I' m here to settle the whole
Slut vs. Manwhore
h c; Arguement."
All the time I hear aboutthe . and
how it' s ST] unfair to call a woman a slut but
then congratulate a man fhe sleeps with
many women.
s totally fair. u know why?
s easy to he a slut
s incredibly ******* hard to he a
Think about it bitches,
Tobe a manwhore you will need:
A) Charm
ll) Hood Looks
E) A Huge Cock
F) To Be
And much. much more
To Be a Slut Ask Yourselfkill [questio:
lime answered "Yes".
national You
quality to be a slut.
u don' t need anythin else!
You can be [TIN] pounds, Amy
Winehouse ugly, just
disgusting .... .. AND BEA SUIT!
It' s easy as hell!
k you honestly think there
are ANY GND pound, uglyness,
M gonna go with the
**** IO,
Chances are that the man you
whiny bitches are labeling as a
manwhore", has worked his
ass oft for the amount of
poontang he has gotten. He has
expended a lot of Tech’
effort, and is using his gifts.
bestowed to him through
genetics. Science and Hard-
Work, bitches.
So. for all you
annoying hitches.
complaining about
this "dome-
standard". All Sluts
and Regular Girls
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User avatar #113 - savumike (04/10/2010) [-]
**savumike rolls 569,755,555** if it ends in 5 no more rants ever, if not animal comes back!
#588 to #113 - linkster (04/10/2010) [-]
but..animal is back..he is like a level 11
User avatar #593 to #588 - savumike (04/10/2010) [-]

we must kill him
#1215 to #113 - anon (04/11/2010) [-]
5 fives to end rants good job
#138 to #113 - kittielovesyou (04/10/2010) [-]
give this guy a kitty medal :3
User avatar #155 to #113 - daj (04/10/2010) [-]
holy crap, you got six 5's
User avatar #327 to #113 - fuckthepolice (04/10/2010) [-]
holy ball dropping monkey ****
#814 to #113 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
a little overkill
#904 to #113 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
yea cause you can totally control that
User avatar #134 to #113 - NecroBearRAWR (04/10/2010) [-]
lol, good job bro
User avatar #152 to #113 - savumike (04/10/2010) [-]
thanx guys, i guess the number generator hates animal too
#126 to #113 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
#124 to #113 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
**** yeah!
User avatar #101 - windotwall (04/10/2010) [-]
did anyone notice the bacon floating above his head??
#104 to #101 - Kantei **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
**Kantei rolls 346,603,124**
Lawl so true.
User avatar #112 to #101 - Amopax (04/10/2010) [-]
**** ! That made me hungry!
User avatar #734 - stumphyjr (04/10/2010) [-]
I think I just shed a couple tears and the awesomeness of this. I always tell people this exact same thing, and they look at me like I have 23 chromosomes.
User avatar #51 - TheLoneBunghole (04/10/2010) [-]
Im tired of rants
User avatar #52 to #51 - randomhacker (04/10/2010) [-]
im tired of people complaining about rants......but i agree this isnt voice your opinion dot com
#65 to #52 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
Or a show and tell for cool **** .
#98 to #65 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
we should suggest a name change....but i cant cuz im only an anon :(
User avatar #1096 to #52 - TheLoneBunghole (04/10/2010) [-]
im tired of people who are tired of people who complain about rands but i agree with you in agreeing with me
User avatar #1214 to #1096 - randomhacker (04/10/2010) [-]
#517 to #52 - udeserveacookie (04/10/2010) [-]
im sick of hearing all the feminits go on & on about how guys on here being sexist. this site was made by a MAN is run by a MAN & will always be a MANS site. so if they dnt lyk it they need 2 get the **** off. yes im a girl & yes i enjoy this site, but i kno my place, which is in the kitchen making sammiches wenever my bf wants em. chicks need 2 get the **** over themselves.
User avatar #733 - Dumb (04/10/2010) [-]
women = good
women who stfu = very good
User avatar #750 to #733 - SuperEpicWin (04/10/2010) [-]
and dont forget the ones that stfu and make godd sandwhiches
User avatar #736 to #733 - Zeltip (04/10/2010) [-]
#141 - justinbiebersucks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #145 to #141 - NecroBearRAWR (04/10/2010) [-]
sir, there's a thumb down button. I'm not stopping you from using it
#153 to #145 - justinbiebersucks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #223 to #153 - andriod (04/10/2010) [-]
my good sir.... i believe you are forgetting about animal
#318 - Silent killer (04/10/2010) [-]
Guess Justin Bieber's a slut. =/
User avatar #314 - fuckthepolice (04/10/2010) [-]
Remember. If a key opens a bunch of locks it is a master key, but if a lock is opened by a bunch of keys it's a ****** lock.
#317 to #314 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
Your 4-inch "key" can't open the ********* of "locks".
#326 to #317 - jubago (04/10/2010) [-]
**** you, anon. Just because you can't be a great philosipher like this man, you have to try break him down because of your own self conscious problems.
User avatar #340 to #326 - KabutopsX (04/10/2010) [-]
but he dint come up with that so the insult is fair and just in my opinion
User avatar #348 to #340 - legacyofkain (04/10/2010) [-]
he said himself,he did think of it himself,its just that someone had already made it without him knowing
User avatar #355 to #348 - KabutopsX (04/10/2010) [-]
true and the diss wasnt very good to begin with
#337 to #326 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
he stole the joke. he even said eff ************** said it first. now answer: would anyone one on funnyjunk come up with this joke? It's notorious for reposts and theft. How many 4chan posts are here?
#328 to #317 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
lolz anon
User avatar #117 - Moosh (04/10/2010) [-]
The end ruined it.
User avatar #154 to #117 - Bethanyrose (04/10/2010) [-]
yeah.. i think the sammich thing is a little overused.. i'm fine with it. but only if its funny. men can make these rants and get tons of thumbs and if a woman says sammiches are unfair they get murdered..
User avatar #852 to #154 - Moosh (04/10/2010) [-]
okay 's'not that deep it just ruined it
User avatar #1205 - pleasurebot (04/10/2010) [-]
so im gonna get thumbed down for this. but your theory assumes everything with a vagina has the same confidence, attractiveness, and bra size. you say "you could be 400 pounds, amy winehouse, and be disgusting." in case you dont know any manwhores, they tend to only sleep with other attractive people. so if a "disgusting 400 pound amy winehouse" finds a guy, especially an attractive one, who will sleep with them, it is just as much of a conquest as when a guy sleeps with a girl.
#1209 to #1205 - anon Comment deleted by NecroBearRAWR [-]
#1213 to #1205 - WouldYouKindly **User deleted account** (04/10/2010) [-]
And on top of that, studies have proven that people in the same "league" tend to go for one another. Someone commonly rated 5/10 tends to go for other 5s, while more attractive people stay with 8s and 9s. So EVERYONE'S the best whore they can be.
User avatar #1226 to #1213 - vicmal (04/11/2010) [-]
I want to be the best Manwhore I can be!!!!!
#944 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
Sounds like a little prick virgin... sounds you put the pussy on the pedestal my friend... and YOU make me a sandwich, bitch!
User avatar #946 to #944 - NecroBearRAWR (04/10/2010) [-]
lol, gotta love anons...
User avatar #953 to #946 - andriod (04/10/2010) [-]
well what about anon 947?
he made you the god of intel.
User avatar #961 to #953 - NecroBearRAWR (04/10/2010) [-]
you know as well as i do one anon ruins it for every anon. unfair? probably... but thats how the interwebz work
User avatar #964 to #961 - andriod (04/10/2010) [-]
(in theory)
why didnt fat ben or animal ruin it for all members?
#950 to #944 - anon Comment deleted by NecroBearRAWR [-]
#150 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
when a key opens many locks, its a master key. when a lock is opened by many keys its a ****** lock
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User avatar #1019 - DrPeppir (04/10/2010) [-]
I somehow knew that would end with sammich....
we all did.
User avatar #1047 to #1019 - pwnageking (04/10/2010) [-]
well you have a pussy so your female enough to make us a sammich
User avatar #1055 to #1047 - pwnageking (04/10/2010) [-]
ops posted this reply to wrong comment sorry it was meant for an anon
User avatar #974 - zevvay (04/10/2010) [-]
either way i dont like man whores theyre pretty much dicks to everyone>_>
#311 - Cptobvstrikesagain (04/10/2010) [-]
why is there bacon floating above your head
#325 to #311 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
why isnt there bacon floating above your head?
#142 - Soulsender **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#157 to #142 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
not to mention a ******** of cash.
User avatar #351 - maddfinn (04/10/2010) [-]
I think what they mean is that if a guy sleeps with say, 10 chicks it's okay, but if people find out a girl slept with 2 guys, she's called a whore. It's not about how easy it is for either sex to get laid, it's just how people view it when they do. Yes, it's easy to be a slut, but some chicks are called sluts even when it's not true at all.

P.S. I'm scared to post this.
#361 to #351 - anon (04/10/2010) [-]
You've made more sense than this NecroBearRAWR fag(the loser who stole Jim Jeffries joke) You deserve +300 thumbs for clarifying the issue at hand.
User avatar #68 - LordRaymond (04/10/2010) [-]
The title is a bit redundant, using whiny to describe a woman.
#93 to #68 - thebomb (04/10/2010) [-]
twelve internets for you, sir ^
User avatar #846 - doowy (04/10/2010) [-]
lol people... if a key can open any lock its a master key, if a lock can be opened by any key its a ****** lock
User avatar #861 to #846 - GmCity (04/10/2010) [-]
epic, old, but epic saying
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