To All Whiny Women
EDIT: Thanks to everyone who thumbed! EDIT: Holy Crap, 2000 thumbs, thank you all! EDIT: Now, It's come to my attention, that there is an Aussie comedian named Jim Jeffries, that some people think i stole this from. And I see the similarities in the joke structure, and content. HOWEVER, I had never heard of the man until last night. Never was aware of the man's existence. Chances are, if you've seen Jim Jeffries, I won't be able to convince you I didn't steal this from him. I did not steal it from him, even though he did beat me to telling the joke. I came up with this on my own, for you all on FJ. I like Jim Jeffries, he's actually a pretty funny guy, since I've benn watching his stuff on youtube and other places. But I will atleast defend myself against the charges of joke stealing. Just because someone tells a joke before you, it doesn't mean you stole it if you tell it again, especially if you've never heard of the guy. Once again thanks to everyone who has left nice comments about it.
Attention all Shinyness Hitches
8 c; I' m Pissed
I' m here to settle the whole
Slut vs. Manwhore
h c; Arguement."
All the time I hear aboutthe . and
how it' s ST] unfair to call a woman a slut but
then congratulate a man fhe sleeps with
many women.
NEW!
s totally fair. u know why?
s easy to he a slut
s incredibly ******* hard to he a
manwhore.
Think about it bitches,
Tobe a manwhore you will need:
A) Charm
ll) Hood Looks
E) A Huge Cock
F) To Be
And much. much more
To Be a Slut Ask Yourselfkill [questio:
Posess
Mina?
lime answered "Yes".
national You
quality to be a slut.
u don' t need anythin else!
You can be [TIN] pounds, Amy
Winehouse ugly, just
disgusting .... .. AND BEA SUIT!
It' s easy as hell!
k you honestly think there
are ANY GND pound, uglyness,
manwhoring
M gonna go with the
**** IO,
Chances are that the man you
whiny bitches are labeling as a
manwhore", has worked his
ass oft for the amount of
poontang he has gotten. He has
expended a lot of Tech’
effort, and is using his gifts.
bestowed to him through
genetics. Science and Hard-
Work, bitches.
So. for all you
annoying hitches.
constantly
complaining about
this "dome-
standard". All Sluts
and Regular Girls
HAM Tl] w HIKING KITCHEN!
AND GET ME MY '
SAMMICH
8 c; I' m Pissed
I' m here to settle the whole
Slut vs. Manwhore
h c; Arguement."
All the time I hear aboutthe . and
how it' s ST] unfair to call a woman a slut but
then congratulate a man fhe sleeps with
many women.
NEW!
s totally fair. u know why?
s easy to he a slut
s incredibly ******* hard to he a
manwhore.
Think about it bitches,
Tobe a manwhore you will need:
A) Charm
ll) Hood Looks
E) A Huge Cock
F) To Be
And much. much more
To Be a Slut Ask Yourselfkill [questio:
Posess
Mina?
lime answered "Yes".
national You
quality to be a slut.
u don' t need anythin else!
You can be [TIN] pounds, Amy
Winehouse ugly, just
disgusting .... .. AND BEA SUIT!
It' s easy as hell!
k you honestly think there
are ANY GND pound, uglyness,
manwhoring
M gonna go with the
**** IO,
Chances are that the man you
whiny bitches are labeling as a
manwhore", has worked his
ass oft for the amount of
poontang he has gotten. He has
expended a lot of Tech’
effort, and is using his gifts.
bestowed to him through
genetics. Science and Hard-
Work, bitches.
So. for all you
annoying hitches.
constantly
complaining about
this "dome-
standard". All Sluts
and Regular Girls
HAM Tl] w HIKING KITCHEN!
AND GET ME MY '
SAMMICH
...
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