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To All Whiny Women
EDIT: Thanks to everyone who thumbed! EDIT: Holy Crap, 2000 thumbs, thank you all! EDIT: Now, It's come to my attention, that there is an Aussie comedian named Jim Jeffries, that some people think i stole this from. And I see the similarities in the joke structure, and content. HOWEVER, I had never heard of the man until last night. Never was aware of the man's existence. Chances are, if you've seen Jim Jeffries, I won't be able to convince you I didn't steal this from him. I did not steal it from him, even though he did beat me to telling the joke. I came up with this on my own, for you all on FJ. I like Jim Jeffries, he's actually a pretty funny guy, since I've benn watching his stuff on youtube and other places. But I will atleast defend myself against the charges of joke stealing. Just because someone tells a joke before you, it doesn't mean you stole it if you tell it again, especially if you've never heard of the guy. Once again thanks to everyone who has left nice comments about it.
Attention all Shinyness Hitches
8 c; I' m Pissed
I' m here to settle the whole
Slut vs. Manwhore
h c; Arguement."
All the time I hear aboutthe . and
how it' s ST] unfair to call a woman a slut but
then congratulate a man fhe sleeps with
many women.
NEW!
s totally fair. u know why?
s easy to he a slut
s incredibly ******* hard to he a
manwhore.
Think about it bitches,
Tobe a manwhore you will need:
A) Charm
ll) Hood Looks
E) A Huge Cock
F) To Be
And much. much more
To Be a Slut Ask Yourselfkill [questio:
Posess
Mina?
lime answered "Yes".
national You
quality to be a slut.
u don' t need anythin else!
You can be [TIN] pounds, Amy
Winehouse ugly, just
disgusting .... .. AND BEA SUIT!
It' s easy as hell!
k you honestly think there
are ANY GND pound, uglyness,
manwhoring
M gonna go with the
**** IO,
Chances are that the man you
whiny bitches are labeling as a
manwhore", has worked his
ass oft for the amount of
poontang he has gotten. He has
expended a lot of Tech’
effort, and is using his gifts.
bestowed to him through
genetics. Science and Hard-
Work, bitches.
So. for all you
annoying hitches.
constantly
complaining about
this "dome-
standard". All Sluts
and Regular Girls
HAM Tl] w HIKING KITCHEN!
AND GET ME MY '
SAMMICH
8 c; I' m Pissed
I' m here to settle the whole
Slut vs. Manwhore
h c; Arguement."
All the time I hear aboutthe . and
how it' s ST] unfair to call a woman a slut but
then congratulate a man fhe sleeps with
many women.
NEW!
s totally fair. u know why?
s easy to he a slut
s incredibly ******* hard to he a
manwhore.
Think about it bitches,
Tobe a manwhore you will need:
A) Charm
ll) Hood Looks
E) A Huge Cock
F) To Be
And much. much more
To Be a Slut Ask Yourselfkill [questio:
Posess
Mina?
lime answered "Yes".
national You
quality to be a slut.
u don' t need anythin else!
You can be [TIN] pounds, Amy
Winehouse ugly, just
disgusting .... .. AND BEA SUIT!
It' s easy as hell!
k you honestly think there
are ANY GND pound, uglyness,
manwhoring
M gonna go with the
**** IO,
Chances are that the man you
whiny bitches are labeling as a
manwhore", has worked his
ass oft for the amount of
poontang he has gotten. He has
expended a lot of Tech’
effort, and is using his gifts.
bestowed to him through
genetics. Science and Hard-
Work, bitches.
So. for all you
annoying hitches.
constantly
complaining about
this "dome-
standard". All Sluts
and Regular Girls
HAM Tl] w HIKING KITCHEN!
AND GET ME MY '
SAMMICH
...
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#113
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savumike (04/10/2010) [+] (12 replies)
**savumike rolls 569,755,555** if it ends in 5 no more rants ever, if not animal comes back!
#46
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SlowpokeAttack (04/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
do you hear that?
That's the sound of the whole ******* world applauding you.
That's the sound of the whole ******* world applauding you.
#150
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anonymous (04/10/2010) [-]
when a key opens many locks, its a master key. when a lock is opened by many keys its a ****** lock
#576
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anonymous (04/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Uhh, do you think they're any 400 pound sluts? I don't think so
#314
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fuckthepolice (04/10/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Remember. If a key opens a bunch of locks it is a master key, but if a lock is opened by a bunch of keys it's a ****** lock.
#101
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windotwall (04/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
did anyone notice the bacon floating above his head??
#846
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doowy (04/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
lol people... if a key can open any lock its a master key, if a lock can be opened by any key its a ****** lock
#351
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maddfinn (04/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I think what they mean is that if a guy sleeps with say, 10 chicks it's okay, but if people find out a girl slept with 2 guys, she's called a whore. It's not about how easy it is for either sex to get laid, it's just how people view it when they do. Yes, it's easy to be a slut, but some chicks are called sluts even when it's not true at all.
P.S. I'm scared to post this.
P.S. I'm scared to post this.
#1205
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pleasurebot (04/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
so im gonna get thumbed down for this. but your theory assumes everything with a ****** has the same confidence, attractiveness, and bra size. you say "you could be 400 pounds, amy winehouse, and be disgusting." in case you dont know any manwhores, they tend to only sleep with other attractive people. so if a "disgusting 400 pound amy winehouse" finds a guy, especially an attractive one, who will sleep with them, it is just as much of a conquest as when a guy sleeps with a girl.
#944
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anonymous (04/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Sounds like a little prick virgin... sounds you put the ***** on the pedestal my friend... and YOU make me a sandwich, bitch!
#758
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TwistedBamboozler (04/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**TwistedBamboozler rolls 062,041,704** If doubles, I will put peanut butter on my balls and daringly let my dog lick it off.
#68
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LordRaymond ONLINE (04/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The title is a bit redundant, using whiny to describe a woman.
#42
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anonymous (04/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
stfu, ur whining about it makes you a hypocrite.. just let the girl complain, too bad they get a small pipi on their mouth and not a big pipi
#1115
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NextGenUpdate (04/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**NextGenUpdate rolls 0** <<<< Size of my penis, in inches.
