Pointless Superpowers Part 2!
Pointless Super Powers Part
The power to mentally control houseflies.
The power of immunity to paper cuts.
The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.
The power to defecate active grenades.
The power to speak in hieroglyphs.
The power to turn diamonds into coal.
The power to see into the past exactly ene
The power to transport to a parallel world
that is identical to your current world.
The power to turn e'en/ thing you touch
into either a WACKY INFLATABLE
ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of
PLYWOOD PUTSOUT FOLK ART!
The power to hold in a fart hut
subsequently burp it out with twice the
Some of these might actually cemo in handy...
Be sure to leave feedback so I know if I should