Eaten by sharks. Seems legit. I dont know how people get eaten How do you not hear the music??. On average, coconuts kill more people every year than sharks. Just putting it out there.
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#67 - vinlandknight (03/02/2012) [-]
Mr. T welcomes the music, he brings the freaking band.
Mr. T welcomes the music, he brings the freaking band.
#83 to #67 - wyrddarcnyzz (03/02/2012) [-]
Mr. Zurkon conducts a symphony of pain!
User avatar #3 - hidemoto (03/01/2012) [-]
On average, coconuts kill more people every year than sharks. Just putting it out there.
User avatar #58 to #3 - prettyasaswastika (03/02/2012) [-]
On average, you are at least 250% more likely to be raped to death by a dolphin or group of dolphins than be eaten by a shark.
#36 to #3 - TesticularPain (03/02/2012) [-]
that's actually an urban legend. Coconuts dont actually kill more poeople a year than sharks.
#197 to #3 - avyon (03/02/2012) [-]
so do toilet related incidents
User avatar #7 to #3 - moonlitwolf (03/01/2012) [-]
So do vending machines.
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheWayneAdams (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, but vending machines are sadistic bastards.

I saw one last week mugging and old lady, and did you see the news report about the woman that was gang raped by 6 of them. They're ******* psychos, and that's terrible.

Coconuts aren't as bad, ever since we started executing them and drinking their fluids. Then some sick bastard, probably a vending machine, started eating their flesh, now it's a social norm. It's a crazy world we live in.
#139 to #8 - friisky (03/02/2012) [-]
i ******* love you.
#202 to #8 - midgetinabunnysuit (03/02/2012) [-]
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did you know: 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?
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Did you know: 9/10 people are gang rapists?
**qworta rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Anti theft system **
Did you know: 9/10 people are gang rapists?
User avatar #222 to #220 - midgetinabunnysuit (03/04/2012) [-]
Thatsthejoke.jpg
User avatar #44 to #7 - Z A H A (03/02/2012) [-]
and peanuts
#200 - anon (03/02/2012) [-]
QUICK, SPONGEBOB, REEL THE DOLLAR IN!!!

CAN'T YOU HEAR THE MUSIC!?!?

IT'S THE 4/4 STRING OSTINATO IN D MINOR! EVERY SAILOR KNOWS IT MEANS DEATH!
#170 - superblargh (03/02/2012) [-]
Sharks? Bitch, please.
#4 - irajohn (03/01/2012) [-]
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#188 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #179 - hhahhahha (03/02/2012) [-]
Sharks live in water, there is water in my toilet, I rest my case.
User avatar #194 to #179 - glgallow (03/02/2012) [-]
Court is adjourned.
User avatar #39 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [-]
People do not really get eaten by sharks... if a shark wanted to kill a person they would without a second thought.

You see when a person gets bitten by a shark it is only because the shark is thinking what the **** is this thing i am looking at? is it food? Is it a friend? why does it look so strange.
Now put yourself in the sharks shoes, you have no hands so you can not really reach out and touch this curious object can you now? but you can go up and have a little bit of a nip at it and see what happens after that.
Sharks are not mindless killing machines, they just do not understand what is going on when you swim up to him acting like you own the beach.
#90 to #39 - iroyalzz (03/02/2012) [-]
Its not so much curiosity, its more along the lines that from underneath we humans look like a different species generally one of the sharks primary food sources.
Its not so much curiosity, its more along the lines that from underneath we humans look like a different species generally one of the sharks primary food sources.
User avatar #143 to #90 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [-]
Which is a theory that has been proven wrong, humans have this ability to assume everything in nature is ******* retarded.
#156 to #143 - iroyalzz (03/02/2012) [-]
I am not assuming that they are retarded. Sharks run on pure instinct how can a thing that runs on instinct be retarded? But, If you can send me evidence that this "theory" actually was proven wrong then i will believe you. I'm not saying its the only reason I'm saying that it is likely.
I am not assuming that they are retarded. Sharks run on pure instinct how can a thing that runs on instinct be retarded? But, If you can send me evidence that this "theory" actually was proven wrong then i will believe you. I'm not saying its the only reason I'm saying that it is likely.
User avatar #50 to #39 - ivoryhammer (03/02/2012) [-]
And sharks will only bite a person if they're bleeding out.
#40 to #39 - anon (03/02/2012) [-]
tell that to jaws
User avatar #41 to #40 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [-]
Jaws is a fictional movie monster created because of the fear the average person shows towards a shark because it is something the average person does not understand or cares to learn about.

#42 to #41 - anon (03/02/2012) [-]
I was joking
User avatar #43 to #42 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (03/02/2012) [-]
I know but i can not help myself when i am sober :(
#49 to #43 - samjackal (03/02/2012) [-]
**samjackal rolled a random image posted in comment #2758116 at FJ Pony Thread ** You better get un-sober quick, then.
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#193 - biblioklept (03/02/2012) [-]
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#32 - subsonix (03/02/2012) [-]
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mfw a shark attacks me
#209 to #174 - anon (03/02/2012) [-]
Indeed!
#175 to #174 - anon (03/02/2012) [-]
#191 to #182 - Javapenguin (03/02/2012) [-]
Yes quite.
User avatar #196 to #191 - dadiddler (03/02/2012) [-]
*claps* Gentleman Cho gath it is
#59 - zgdubz (03/02/2012) [-]
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Imaginary Fighting ** its a shark. suck its dick
**zgdubz rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Imaginary Fighting ** its a shark. suck its dick
User avatar #1 - youvebeentrolld (03/01/2012) [-]
Holy **** Im Watching Jaws right now on SPIKE
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#21 to #6 - youvebeentrolld (03/02/2012) [-]
I love you wanna be bestest fiends
#77 - breakfastlunch (03/02/2012) [-]
Well **** . I get to use this again.
User avatar #68 - TheSchwartz (03/02/2012) [-]
Have you ever tried hearing an orchestra underwater? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
#47 - rawrasaurus (03/02/2012) [-]
**rawrasaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at British Internet? ** My face when a shark attacks me.
#218 - dabombmanater (03/02/2012) [-]
I bet if this were a girls facebook status we would all be calling her dumb instead of finding it funny.
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