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Fucking Awesome Turtle Facts Part Two. Got some good feed back, I'm probably making a few more. Tell me what you guys think. Subscribe thumb and all that good i

Got some good feed back, I'm probably making a few more. Tell me what you guys think. Subscribe thumb and all that good **** if you like it. If you don't then oh well I tried.
**WARNING FOR THE STUPID* *
FICTIONAL FACTS, NONE OF THIS IS REAL AND PLEASE DON'T ******* TRY ANY OF THE ABOVE.

Meet turtles in a hive function as worker
tunnels, defending the ellens, and
aiding the queen turtle, who is reverently eagled
Jared."
A turtle can lift over 20 times their own mass,
which is a similar number the amount of ice cream
they can consume.
The turtle' s shell is a natural shining light
through it, the light will refract into a rainbow.
Curiously though, if you shine refracted light through
the shell, it will come eat as UV light, or "black light.”
In reality, most black lights are actually turtles; this
explains why meet laser tag establishments are paired
with aquariums.
Turtle, spelled backwards, is "evil."
Turtles know the unified theory of physics, but due
a longstanding feud with Einstein (he once steed a
turtle up en a date), they refuse tell.
While only marginally popular in America, turtles
are quite big in] apon, as we can see in the popular
Japanese icon "Helio Turtle j'
Turtles have accurately predicted that the internet
is "just a fad."
Surpassing the cat and even the deg, the turtle is
by far the most popular presidential pet, due their
ease around children and their .
If a turtle is flipped en its back, it will never right
itself. It just les es the will live, saddened by the fact
that anybody weild be rude this them.
Seriously,] rrenny, you can' t around daing that.
Turtles are passive aggressive up the point
you start insulting their mom.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#31 - jaakoko
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(03/01/2012) [-]
well
#32 to #31 - jaakoko
Reply +43 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
****
#33 to #32 - jaakoko
Reply +43 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
YOUR
#34 to #33 - jaakoko
Reply +47 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
****.

-My bad ass ************* turtle.
#110 - hellokittyismanly
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
Hello Kitty is the new MLP!



Manly as ****!
#111 to #110 - anon id: 7eda55ee
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
try again asshole
#112 to #111 - hellokittyismanly
Reply +44 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
Hello Kitty is the new MLP!



Manly as ****!
#178 to #112 - yankadoodleshit
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
I liked Hello Kitty way before MLP.
#127 to #112 - zembrache
Reply -6 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
You cannot be serious right now.
User avatar #129 to #127 - corkscrew
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
Did you see his name?
#131 to #129 - zembrache
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
User avatar #132 to #131 - corkscrew
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
But it is a troll account :/
User avatar #134 to #132 - zembrache
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
then why the **** are we feeding him thumbs
#43 - vigorion
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
This is easily the most awesome and funny thing I have read. Ever.

Which has led me to the conclusion that OP must be a turtle.
User avatar #45 to #43 - myrtille
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
And a very happy one at that!
#175 - bakeeater
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
Lost it here
User avatar #173 - doeskfcdeliver
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
My name is Jared, I guess im a turtle queen now... O_o
#181 to #173 - llortemageht
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
Your Majesty.
#199 to #181 - masterpig
Reply -7 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
thats a shark.....
User avatar #215 to #199 - llortemageht
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/02/2012) [-]
You don't say?
#42 - manofchalk
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
Mfw when my name is Jeremy
#58 - internetshakespear
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(03/01/2012) [-]
Also, turtles can fly when they are newley hatched, yet lose this ability as they get bigger and heavier. Shown here is a newborn turtle trying to escape from his Turtle Handler.
Also, turtles can fly when they are newley hatched, yet lose this ability as they get bigger and heavier. Shown here is a newborn turtle trying to escape from his Turtle Handler.
#65 to #58 - jaakoko
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(03/01/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, internetshakespeare, but that .gif is 'shopped, this is the original one clearly showing a newly hatched Tom Hanks about to catch crazy-ass air.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, internetshakespeare, but that .gif is 'shopped, this is the original one clearly showing a newly hatched Tom Hanks about to catch crazy-ass air.
#174 - blondjamesblond
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(03/01/2012) [-]
**blondjamesblond rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yeaaaah **
#15 - lightningweasel
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(03/01/2012) [-]
Guys.. I'm not sure if these turtle facts are actually true..
#18 to #15 - anon id: fef453c4
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(03/01/2012) [-]
i think most are true, but um not so sure turtle backwards is evil....
#168 - westwofourseven
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#176 to #168 - bakeeater
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