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Fucking Awesome Turtle Facts Part Two

 
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**WARNING FOR THE STUPID* *
FICTIONAL FACTS, NONE OF THIS IS REAL AND PLEASE DON'T ******* TRY ANY OF THE ABOVE.

Meet turtles in a hive function as worker
tunnels, defending the ellens, and
aiding the queen turtle, who is reverently eagled
Jared."
A turtle can lift over 20 times their own mass,
which is a similar number the amount of ice cream
they can consume.
The turtle' s shell is a natural shining light
through it, the light will refract into a rainbow.
Curiously though, if you shine refracted light through
the shell, it will come eat as UV light, or "black light.”
In reality, most black lights are actually turtles; this
explains why meet laser tag establishments are paired
with aquariums.
Turtle, spelled backwards, is "evil."
Turtles know the unified theory of physics, but due
a longstanding feud with Einstein (he once steed a
turtle up en a date), they refuse tell.
While only marginally popular in America, turtles
are quite big in] apon, as we can see in the popular
Japanese icon "Helio Turtle j'
Turtles have accurately predicted that the internet
is "just a fad."
Surpassing the cat and even the deg, the turtle is
by far the most popular presidential pet, due their
ease around children and their .
If a turtle is flipped en its back, it will never right
itself. It just les es the will live, saddened by the fact
that anybody weild be rude this them.
Seriously,] rrenny, you can' t around daing that.
Turtles are passive aggressive up the point
you start insulting their mom.
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