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Chance-Theist

Cl Anonym we (ID: ) 02/ 28/ l EU ) 23: Ne_ 3 84073429
Elem tth grade
e Class discussion about religion breaks out
e Tard named chance reading book about dragons in the back
ofthe went.
e Chance raises his hand to have ) me input
e "I have the Tools to kill the Christian God."
I > Kids start getting upset
e Chance continues
e "I could perform a bleed sacrament, and sneak into heaven, and hit him with abet
Kids are crying, saying its not true
e Disciplinary dean in the reem_
e Chance'' s pants were around his ankles the whole time.
is escorted
e Chance starts shouting
YOU KNOW NOT THE PAIN I SHALL CAST UNTO YOUR GOD. FEAR ME."
That is why I am now a .
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#3 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (02/29/2012) [-]
I am chance... I am the God-Killer
User avatar #38 to #37 - killerliquid (03/01/2012) [-]
what anime is that? ive always wondered
#39 to #38 - GamerMandrew (03/01/2012) [-]
No idea.
No idea.
#40 to #39 - anon (03/01/2012) [-]
DURARARA!!!!!
#41 to #40 - GamerMandrew (03/01/2012) [-]
Good sir, you just made me chuckle.
#35 to #3 - usernameluisdjlols (03/01/2012) [-]
My anti-god, lord and death bringer

<-- you = soldier, gods = heavy/medic
#140 to #3 - stoffanator (03/01/2012) [-]
chancetos?
#9 to #3 - thegamegestapo (02/29/2012) [-]
Dance to praise Lord Chance!
Dance to praise Lord Chance!
#14 to #9 - TheFreak (02/29/2012) [-]
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#36 to #3 - thefurie (03/01/2012) [-]
just made this
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#13 to #3 - TheFreak (02/29/2012) [-]
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#12 to #3 - repostforlife ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
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#8 to #3 - anon (02/29/2012) [-]
AND HE DIDN'T MAKE THE ACCOUNT TODAY. HE MADE IT IN 2009. AWESOME.
#4 to #3 - dilorenzoj (02/29/2012) [-]
Mfw I see your username.
#90 to #4 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (03/01/2012) [-]
I thank you for your 			****		. I'll take it gladly.
I thank you for your **** . I'll take it gladly.
#69 - fellfox ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
#73 to #69 - Xgengamer (03/01/2012) [-]
i see you frequent **** ...
User avatar #76 to #73 - fellfox ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
i see you do too XD
User avatar #75 to #73 - fellfox ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
rofl
#19 - thisjerk (03/01/2012) [-]
Bow down before me
#74 - rogueshadow (03/01/2012) [-]
I think I've just been converted.
User avatar #130 - franktonfire (03/01/2012) [-]
Got a good tard story, happened today.
>Sitting in 5th period Pre-Cal
>Intercom beeps for message
>Panting principal comes on, yells "DJ BANJER COME TO THE FRONT OFFICE NOW. THE NURSE NEEDS TO SEE YOU."
>DJ is a tard, senior.
>Suddenly, we hear screaming in the hallway.
>We hear people running.
>There's a ******* drone of NNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHGGHGHGHGH
>I look out just in time
> I see DJ chasing a sophomore girl with his shirt off
> The principal, vice principal, nurse, and a cop are chasing him
> ******* LOL
>Turns out he went on a rampage after the girl he was chasing said no to him asking her out
User avatar #132 to #130 - girlygirlygirl (03/01/2012) [-]
my moms a special ed teacher...I should not laugh so hard at this...
#127 - rubberpig (03/01/2012) [-]
&gt;7th grade   
&gt;Be in bathroom with 7 urinals   
&gt;No one else is in there   
&gt;Tard comes in   
&gt;He looks pissed   
&gt;Roar of a thousand tards   
&gt;He goes to the urinal right next to mine   
&gt;He whips out his enormous tard dick   
&gt;He grips it with the force of ten men   
&gt;He turns to me and says &quot;I like mah wiener&quot;   
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>7th grade
>Be in bathroom with 7 urinals
>No one else is in there
>Tard comes in
>He looks pissed
>Roar of a thousand tards
>He goes to the urinal right next to mine
>He whips out his enormous tard dick
>He grips it with the force of ten men
>He turns to me and says "I like mah wiener"
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#34 - aurelianopeachdoor (03/01/2012) [-]
The reason his parents named the tard "chance"
User avatar #44 - poogadooga (03/01/2012) [-]
Oh. My. ******* . God.
I got on 4Chan for the first time last night, and posted this.
I posted essentially the same comment in a Tard-stories comp, a few months ago, but only got a few thumbs up, if you don't believe me, go look through my past comments, I even used the same picture.
I am flipping the **** out that someone screened this, I'm not even mad that they got thumbs for it, someone thinks I'm funny, holy **** this is great.
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#52 to #44 - onlythelonely (03/01/2012) [-]
bro if you're being serious about posting this on the tard comp on 4Chan last night I LOVE YOU!!!! this is the highest thumb count i've ever had!!! :D
User avatar #54 to #52 - poogadooga (03/01/2012) [-]
I ******* love you for posting this.
My friends and I are just ******** buckets, because I'm a long time FJ member.
And yeah, I remembered I posted it as a comment awhile back, and decided to go for it again.
I am still just cumming everywhere over the fact that my 4Chan post has this many thumbs on FJ. c:
#16 - thatoldhorse (02/29/2012) [-]
by any chance did he possess this?
#20 to #16 - anon (03/01/2012) [-]
Supernatural?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thatoldhorse (03/01/2012) [-]
no chances knife from fallout new vegas
#22 to #20 - dangler ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
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#154 to #16 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (03/01/2012) [-]
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT ******* KNIFE EVERYWHERE!
#31 to #16 - eburn (03/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are 			*******		 awesome for making that reference.
You sir, are ******* awesome for making that reference.
User avatar #32 to #31 - thatoldhorse (03/01/2012) [-]
why thank you my dear sir.
User avatar #1 - youvebeentrolld (02/29/2012) [-]
I have only regret and that is that i can only give one thumb for this comic.
#124 - calientechica (03/01/2012) [-]
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#150 - killedkenny (03/01/2012) [-]
"...hit him with a 2x4" LOL
#93 - royalwerewolf (03/01/2012) [-]
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL CHANCE!!!!!!
#78 - anon (03/01/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 552**
#33 - ruskikid (03/01/2012) [-]
This is one of the most enjoyable things I have read in a long time.
This is one of the most enjoyable things I have read in a long time.
#53 - anon (03/01/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk shall feel the wrath of Chance! Now with 666% more Satan!
#147 - weirddark ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #148 to #147 - YoDawgWeHeard (03/01/2012) [-]
Seen this tons.. Just now catching that it looks like Simon Cowell with a swollen neck.

"Son, that was the worst thing I've ever heard."
#149 to #148 - weirddark ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
I thought more of a cross between Simon and Henry Rollins but close enough
#61 - zombiefacepuncher (03/01/2012) [-]
all hail chance
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