Chance-Theist. . Cl Anonym we (ID: ) 02/ 28/ l EU ) 23: Ne_ 3 84073429 Elem tth grade e Class discussion about religion breaks out e Tard named chance reading b Chance-Theist Cl Anonym we (ID: ) 02/ 28/ l EU 23: Ne_ 3 84073429 Elem tth grade e Class discussion about religion breaks out Tard named chance reading b
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Chance-Theist

Cl Anonym we (ID: ) 02/ 28/ l EU ) 23: Ne_ 3 84073429
Elem tth grade
e Class discussion about religion breaks out
e Tard named chance reading book about dragons in the back
ofthe went.
e Chance raises his hand to have ) me input
e "I have the Tools to kill the Christian God."
I > Kids start getting upset
e Chance continues
e "I could perform a bleed sacrament, and sneak into heaven, and hit him with abet
Kids are crying, saying its not true
e Disciplinary dean in the reem_
e Chance'' s pants were around his ankles the whole time.
is escorted
e Chance starts shouting
YOU KNOW NOT THE PAIN I SHALL CAST UNTO YOUR GOD. FEAR ME."
That is why I am now a .
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#3 - XxMyNameIsChancexX
Reply +127
(02/29/2012) [-]
I am chance... I am the God-Killer
#8 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(02/29/2012) [-]
AND HE DIDN'T MAKE THE ACCOUNT TODAY. HE MADE IT IN 2009. AWESOME.
#85 to #8 - XxMyNameIsChancexX
Reply +5
(03/01/2012) [-]
yeeeeuh.
#35 to #3 - usernameluisdjlols
Reply +1
(03/01/2012) [-]
My anti-god, lord and death bringer

<-- you = soldier, gods = heavy/medic
#37 to #3 - GamerMandrew
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(03/01/2012) [-]
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#38 to #37 - killerliquid
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(03/01/2012) [-]
what anime is that? ive always wondered
#39 to #38 - GamerMandrew
Reply +4
(03/01/2012) [-]
No idea.
No idea.
#40 to #39 - anon
Reply 0
(03/01/2012) [-]
DURARARA!!!!!
#41 to #40 - GamerMandrew
Reply +1
(03/01/2012) [-]
Good sir, you just made me chuckle.
#140 to #3 - stoffanator
Reply +1
(03/01/2012) [-]
chancetos?
#9 to #3 - thegamegestapo
Reply +4
(02/29/2012) [-]
Dance to praise Lord Chance!
Dance to praise Lord Chance!
#14 to #9 - TheFreak
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(02/29/2012) [-]
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#13 to #3 - TheFreak
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(02/29/2012) [-]
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#36 to #3 - thefurie
Reply +12
(03/01/2012) [-]
just made this
#87 to #36 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#12 to #3 - repostforlife
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(02/29/2012) [-]
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#4 to #3 - dilorenzoj
Reply +53
(02/29/2012) [-]
Mfw I see your username.
#90 to #4 - XxMyNameIsChancexX
Reply +5
(03/01/2012) [-]
I thank you for your ****. I'll take it gladly.
I thank you for your ****. I'll take it gladly.
#119 - yourovertheyrenow
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(03/01/2012) [-]
#127 - rubberpig
Reply +30
(03/01/2012) [-]
&gt;7th grade   
&gt;Be in bathroom with 7 urinals   
&gt;No one else is in there   
&gt;Tard comes in   
&gt;He looks pissed   
&gt;Roar of a thousand tards   
&gt;He goes to the urinal right next to mine   
&gt;He whips out his enormous tard dick   
&gt;He grips it with the force of ten men   
&gt;He turns to me and says &quot;I like mah wiener&quot;   
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>7th grade
>Be in bathroom with 7 urinals
>No one else is in there
>Tard comes in
>He looks pissed
>Roar of a thousand tards
>He goes to the urinal right next to mine
>He whips out his enormous tard dick
>He grips it with the force of ten men
>He turns to me and says "I like mah wiener"
`
#44 - poogadooga
Reply +26
(03/01/2012) [-]
Oh. My. *******. God.
I got on 4Chan for the first time last night, and posted this.
I posted essentially the same comment in a Tard-stories comp, a few months ago, but only got a few thumbs up, if you don't believe me, go look through my past comments, I even used the same picture.
I am flipping the **** out that someone screened this, I'm not even mad that they got thumbs for it, someone thinks I'm funny, holy **** this is great.
#46 to #44 - Chileangod
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#52 to #44 - onlythelonely [OP]
Reply +8
(03/01/2012) [-]
bro if you're being serious about posting this on the tard comp on 4Chan last night I LOVE YOU!!!! this is the highest thumb count i've ever had!!! :D
#54 to #52 - poogadooga
Reply +9
(03/01/2012) [-]
I ******* love you for posting this.
My friends and I are just ******** buckets, because I'm a long time FJ member.
And yeah, I remembered I posted it as a comment awhile back, and decided to go for it again.
I am still just cumming everywhere over the fact that my 4Chan post has this many thumbs on FJ. c:
#134 - gmarrox
Reply -17
(03/01/2012) [-]
I'm pretty high right now

and I just realized there is a massive difference between "I'm atheist" and "I'm a theist"
inb4 it's funny cause weed
inb4 so hardcore
inb4 too bad that never happened
#167 to #134 - theruraljuror **User deleted account**
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#174 to #167 - gmarrox
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(03/02/2012) [-]
I appreciate the gesture but in hindsight I probably shouldn't have even attempted trying to sound smart as out of it as I was.    
   
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I appreciate the gesture but in hindsight I probably shouldn't have even attempted trying to sound smart as out of it as I was.

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#175 to #174 - theruraljuror **User deleted account**
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#176 to #175 - gmarrox
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(03/02/2012) [-]
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#163 to #134 - imfromyoutube **User deleted account**
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#143 to #134 - Hase
Reply +11
(03/01/2012) [-]
Oh so you smoked weed?
Please inform me of how high you are.
#136 to #134 - KungFuZerO
Reply +20
(03/01/2012) [-]
He inb4'd everything...

He's INVINCIBLE
#142 to #136 - kyrill
Reply +6
(03/01/2012) [-]
forgot inb4 red thumbs
#146 to #142 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(03/01/2012) [-]
Not every one'll be a winner. Trial and error man. If I delete it will learn nothing.
#69 - fellfox
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(03/01/2012) [-]
#73 to #69 - Xgengamer
Reply +4
(03/01/2012) [-]
i see you frequent ****...
#76 to #73 - fellfox
Reply +2
(03/01/2012) [-]
i see you do too XD
#75 to #73 - fellfox
Reply 0
(03/01/2012) [-]
rofl
#19 - thisjerk
Reply +18
(03/01/2012) [-]
Bow down before me
#6 - LocoJoe
Reply +17
(02/29/2012) [-]
They forced thee kid out of school for his religious beliefs? Law suit time!
#50 to #6 - choclategum
Reply +3
(03/01/2012) [-]
His pants were around his ankles.
#11 to #6 - basilbrush
Reply +9
(02/29/2012) [-]
It was probably more likely to do with him upsetting the other kids and talking loudly about sacrifice and killing... If yours is right though then I would be very upset.
#26 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(03/01/2012) [-]
No shades of gray here. If I have to tolerate your belief in God/Jesus, then you have to tolerate my belief of sacrificing people to the moon-pig.
#27 to #26 - basilbrush
Reply +4
(03/01/2012) [-]
I'm strongly against religion haha, just think it was more that if someones upsetting other people, the school would have to deal with that.
#74 - rogueshadow
Reply +16
(03/01/2012) [-]
I think I've just been converted.
#130 - franktonfire
Reply +15
(03/01/2012) [-]
Got a good tard story, happened today.
>Sitting in 5th period Pre-Cal
>Intercom beeps for message
>Panting principal comes on, yells "DJ BANJER COME TO THE FRONT OFFICE NOW. THE NURSE NEEDS TO SEE YOU."
>DJ is a tard, senior.
>Suddenly, we hear screaming in the hallway.
>We hear people running.
>There's a ******* drone of NNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHGGHGHGHGH
>I look out just in time
> I see DJ chasing a sophomore girl with his shirt off
> The principal, vice principal, nurse, and a cop are chasing him
>******* LOL
>Turns out he went on a rampage after the girl he was chasing said no to him asking her out
#132 to #130 - girlygirlygirl
Reply +9
(03/01/2012) [-]
my moms a special ed teacher...I should not laugh so hard at this...