Fucking Awesome Turtle Facts Comp One. Hope you laughed. Give me some feedback guys, more or never again?. All turtles are left handed, which is why you rarely
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Fucking Awesome Turtle Facts Comp One

Hope you laughed. Give me some feedback guys, more or never again?

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All turtles are left handed, which is why you
rarely s them using s cis s ors.
Turtle, spelled backwards, is " tun,” which is also
the Spanish word for "turtle."
Turtles cannot hear keyboards, making most
music from the ' meaningless to them.
Seeing a turtle fill from a swing set was what
inspired Sir Isaac Newton to develop the theory of
gravity, and hearing a turtle speak was what inspired
him to lose his mind.
Turtles write in binary, but read in Hebrew.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the popular
cartoon, movie, and toy franchise tram the mid ',
was actually based on a true story about four
teenage) turtles who crawled into a mysterious and
toxic puddle of green s] ime. The turtles were quickly
admitted to turtle hospital and died weeks later from
the resulting complications/ Though the films were
true to the story in many regards, the crime fighting
was mostly a fabrication.
In zero gravity, much unlike other a. nimals, turtles
remain mini and comfortable. This has led many
scientists to propose the hypothesis that turtles are
freaking awesome.
Turtles never lose their baby teeth, fueling their
animosity towards the tooth fairy, or as turtles mil
The lack of clothes is mostly what makes a turtle
funeral so casual.
Turtles are immune to most poisons, even lava.
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#679 - rancidmussel (03/04/2012) [-]
aayup
aayup
#672 - atokomi (03/01/2012) [-]
wat
User avatar #654 - missilealert (03/01/2012) [-]
tortuga

#651 - inclemos (03/01/2012) [-]
Thumb down for OP.
www.sparknotes.com/mindhut/...
User avatar #680 to #651 - defender (03/07/2012) [-]
so who cares where he got the info
#681 to #680 - inclemos (03/07/2012) [-]
Wow.
User avatar #673 to #651 - theawkwardbros (03/01/2012) [-]
Because obviously your 1 thumb down is going to make a difference.
#677 to #673 - inclemos (03/02/2012) [-]
That's a good way to think.
"what's my one thumb going to change?"
Hope you don't live like that too man.
#649 - darkdragonswrath ONLINE (03/01/2012) [-]
Turtle spelled backwords would be eltrut not elturt.
User avatar #661 to #649 - vanoreo (03/01/2012) [-]
and the Spanish word for turtle is "tortuga"
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#648 - anonymous (03/01/2012) [-]
#644 - brobrocop (03/01/2012) [-]
Haha these are ******** , turtles are right handed
+1
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#638 - arejewkiddingme (03/01/2012) [-]
Pic related
#636 - codeboy (03/01/2012) [-]
**codeboy rolls 73**
#635 - anonymous (03/01/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Monkey Wrestles Dog **



<------- I put a turtle in radioactive waste... I didn't get a TMNT, i got this
#645 to #635 - inclemos (03/01/2012) [-]
Clever anon never seen any try this before
#633 - ifondleturtles (03/01/2012) [-]
turtles
#631 - fourchanuser (03/01/2012) [-]
&gt;Says it's OC   
&gt;Actually stolen from sparknotes front page   
&gt;Lol, 						*******
>Says it's OC
>Actually stolen from sparknotes front page
>Lol, *******
#629 - jactroll (03/01/2012) [-]
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#625 - zakvanloocke (03/01/2012) [-]
this made me too excited.
this made me too excited.
#657 to #625 - epictastical (03/01/2012) [-]
I think you were just a bit too excited to save that gif for the right time.
User avatar #621 - corpsgrinder (03/01/2012) [-]
all ******* are thiefs
#620 - gongthehawkeye (03/01/2012) [-]
Turtle, you say?
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