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Fucking Awesome Turtle Facts Comp One

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All turtles are left handed, which is why you
rarely s them using s cis s ors.
Turtle, spelled backwards, is " tun,” which is also
the Spanish word for "turtle."
Turtles cannot hear keyboards, making most
music from the ' meaningless to them.
Seeing a turtle fill from a swing set was what
inspired Sir Isaac Newton to develop the theory of
gravity, and hearing a turtle speak was what inspired
him to lose his mind.
Turtles write in binary, but read in Hebrew.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the popular
cartoon, movie, and toy franchise tram the mid ',
was actually based on a true story about four
teenage) turtles who crawled into a mysterious and
toxic puddle of green s] ime. The turtles were quickly
admitted to turtle hospital and died weeks later from
the resulting complications/ Though the films were
true to the story in many regards, the crime fighting
was mostly a fabrication.
In zero gravity, much unlike other a. nimals, turtles
remain mini and comfortable. This has led many
scientists to propose the hypothesis that turtles are
freaking awesome.
Turtles never lose their baby teeth, fueling their
animosity towards the tooth fairy, or as turtles mil
The lack of clothes is mostly what makes a turtle
funeral so casual.
Turtles are immune to most poisons, even lava.
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User avatar #32 - zkeepere (02/29/2012) [+] (23 replies)
Actually, the Spanish word for turtle is "Tortuga" everything else is correct though. Trust me im a zoologist,
#11 - rammsteinchik (02/29/2012) [-]
Turtles also tend to have better paying jobs than at least 50% of the animal population.
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#4 - gorillabiscuits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#35 - chopr (02/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I like turtles
#242 - usmcrecon (02/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Who remembers this?
Who remembers this?
#548 - zombiesnowy (02/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**zombiesnowy rolls 55** dubs and i am gay
#53 - pallypal ONLINE (02/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
...El turt. Really. It's TORTUGA, not El turt.
#54 to #53 - hrlaudal (02/29/2012) [-]
So youre saying that the comp of obviously fake fact, have a untrue statement in it??
So youre saying that the comp of obviously fake fact, have a untrue statement in it??
#161 - Drumachine (02/29/2012) [-]
go on...
#71 - holler (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
turtles usually spend the winter months migrating to the beaches of west germany. once there, they make their way across the sand to meet at a pre-determined location. here they discuss and share their turtle stories of the summer. until spring, when they migrate back to eastern prussia. This migration usually lasts until summer. but not always.
turtles usually spend the winter months migrating to the beaches of west germany. once there, they make their way across the sand to meet at a pre-determined location. here they discuss and share their turtle stories of the summer. until spring, when they migrate back to eastern prussia. This migration usually lasts until summer. but not always.
#493 - bluntrippsky (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#454 - trollsidon (02/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#589 - ionlycomment (02/29/2012) [-]
Turtle spelled backwards is "el trut" not "el turt"
Dumbass.
#518 - coastalhobo (02/29/2012) [-]
Y u always forget wartortle?
#477 - organicorange (02/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
dubs and i shove a shampoo bottle up my ass
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#399 - ewr (02/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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#400 to #399 - ewr (02/29/2012) [-]
Because you can't.
#539 - ownagefortnite (02/29/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#316 - cakezs (02/29/2012) [-]
I knew saving this would pay off
I knew saving this would pay off
#426 - walkingdisaster (02/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
+5 for moon?
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