Fucking Awesome Turtle Facts Comp One. Hope you laughed. Give me some feedback guys, more or never again?. All turtles are left handed, which is why you rarely  fuck You im a Turtle
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Fucking Awesome Turtle Facts Comp One

Fucking Awesome Turtle Facts Comp One. Hope you laughed. Give me some feedback guys, more or never again?. All turtles are left handed, which is why you rarely

Hope you laughed. Give me some feedback guys, more or never again?

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All turtles are left handed, which is why you
rarely s them using s cis s ors.
Turtle, spelled backwards, is " tun,” which is also
the Spanish word for "turtle."
Turtles cannot hear keyboards, making most
music from the ' meaningless to them.
Seeing a turtle fill from a swing set was what
inspired Sir Isaac Newton to develop the theory of
gravity, and hearing a turtle speak was what inspired
him to lose his mind.
Turtles write in binary, but read in Hebrew.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the popular
cartoon, movie, and toy franchise tram the mid ',
was actually based on a true story about four
teenage) turtles who crawled into a mysterious and
toxic puddle of green s] ime. The turtles were quickly
admitted to turtle hospital and died weeks later from
the resulting complications/ Though the films were
true to the story in many regards, the crime fighting
was mostly a fabrication.
In zero gravity, much unlike other a. nimals, turtles
remain mini and comfortable. This has led many
scientists to propose the hypothesis that turtles are
freaking awesome.
Turtles never lose their baby teeth, fueling their
animosity towards the tooth fairy, or as turtles mil
The lack of clothes is mostly what makes a turtle
funeral so casual.
Turtles are immune to most poisons, even lava.
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User avatar #32 - zkeepere (02/29/2012) [-]
Actually, the Spanish word for turtle is "Tortuga" everything else is correct though. Trust me im a zoologist,
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#39 to #32 - jamespro **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#361 to #39 - anon (02/29/2012) [-]
Serious questin here, are you mentally retarted?
User avatar #596 to #361 - DrewMac (02/29/2012) [-]
I ally behind your question... But I would just like you to know its spelled "retarded" with a "d". Sure it was a honest mistake.
#623 to #596 - everybodydancenow (03/01/2012) [-]
He also misspelled question facepalm.jpg
User avatar #502 to #39 - Galante (02/29/2012) [-]
You must be mexican. Turtle translated to spanish is Tortuga. "the turtle" is "la tortuga". Retrasado mental.
#614 to #502 - anon (02/29/2012) [-]
You have something wrong with mexicans? Wow people are really stupid now a day with stereotypes
User avatar #622 to #614 - Galante (03/01/2012) [-]
No, but after living there, I noticed mexicans tend to let their aggression towards the United States cloud their thoughts. So they say **** , just to try and insult them (which sounds like I am defending the acts of the United States. I am not). And usually end with the word: "gringo". So I took the liberty and assumed he was Mexican.
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User avatar #659 to #655 - Galante (03/01/2012) [-]
Of course I know what gringo means (unsure about the origins, but nowadays its used to refer to Americans, and in some cases people from other countries/inmigrants). As I mentioned, I lived in Mexico for three years and was called a "gringo" for the entire time. See, even though they knew I spoke perfect spanish and came from Argentina, they decided to go for the easy word "gringo" because "Hey! he has an american passport!". Yes, you may say I hold somewhat of a grudge against the "majority" (can't put everyone in the same bag) of Mexicans for they're lack of common sense and sometimes ignorance. But at least I speak out of experience and not just because I saw it in South Park and thought the stereotype was funny. Stereotypes exist because they are repeated a lot.
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User avatar #662 to #660 - Galante (03/01/2012) [-]
You may be right technically, and I'm not sure if you lived there or not. But the word gringo was almost exclusively used against Americans. Only a select few used it in other occasions. And no, they called me "che" due to my Argentine accent. But called me "gringo" as an insult due to the place where I was born.
User avatar #665 to #662 - zigzagderpaderp (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, that kid's an idiot. it mostly refers to Americans. Sorry about the bad treatment, I can relate. I'm Mexican but I'm white as hell, and when I went, people confused me for a Caucasian. What part of Mexico did you go to?
User avatar #666 to #665 - Galante (03/01/2012) [-]
Thanks for the support, it wasn't that bad. Just annoying and facepalm inducing if I may say. I was in Puebla. What about you?
User avatar #667 to #666 - zigzagderpaderp (03/01/2012) [-]
No problem! Jalisco, like a boss
#489 to #39 - anon (02/29/2012) [-]
How did this guy get -95 thumbs for a grammar correction?
User avatar #595 to #32 - jumpedovermybuses (02/29/2012) [-]
TURTLE BACKWARDS IS "ELTRUT" NOT "ELTURT" also, this post is the funniest thing on this website
#347 to #32 - Bforbacon (02/29/2012) [-]
why....... don't i believe you?
User avatar #388 to #32 - aooc (02/29/2012) [-]
Si, es verdad, se dice tortuga
#472 to #32 - whiteyswag (02/29/2012) [-]
you work at a zoo?
#580 to #32 - roflstorm (02/29/2012) [-]
tortuga huh?
User avatar #230 to #32 - fridayiminlove (02/29/2012) [-]
yes, and the correct article is "la"
User avatar #36 to #32 - zigzagderpaderp (02/29/2012) [-]
ACTUALLY OP lied about the real turtles dying after going to the hospital, they were treated with the most advanced nanorobotic medicine. They survived and decided to fight crime to thank the doctors. A lot of history books tend to leave that part out, possibly due to copyrights
#11 - rammsteinchik (02/29/2012) [-]
Turtles also tend to have better paying jobs than at least 50% of the animal population.
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#456 to #4 - whtkid (02/29/2012) [-]
Wait... you thought the were legit at first? But the first one was about how they rarely ever use scissors because they are left handed...
Wait... you thought the were legit at first? But the first one was about how they rarely ever use scissors because they are left handed...
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#494 to #456 - gorillabiscuits **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#35 - chopr (02/29/2012) [-]
I like turtles
#47 to #35 - anon (02/29/2012) [-]
#589 - ionlycomment (02/29/2012) [-]
Turtle spelled backwards is "el trut" not "el turt"
Dumbass.
#539 - ownagefortnite (02/29/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#518 - coastalhobo (02/29/2012) [-]
Y u always forget wartortle?
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#519 to #493 - theamazingmaze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#242 - usmcrecon (02/29/2012) [-]
Who remembers this?
Who remembers this?
User avatar #263 to #242 - themusicalninja (02/29/2012) [-]
YES! This movie was BRILLIANT.
User avatar #307 to #263 - DanAndJames (02/29/2012) [-]
I REMEMBER THIS BUT FORGOT THE MOVIE! WHAT WAS IT!!??
User avatar #308 to #307 - usmcrecon (02/29/2012) [-]
Master of Disguise
#548 - zombiesnowy (02/29/2012) [-]
**zombiesnowy rolls 55** dubs and i am gay
#571 to #559 - bananinjify (02/29/2012) [-]
yeah we is all happy spongy bobble
#608 to #571 - anon (02/29/2012) [-]
**** YOU RWJ FAGGOT
User avatar #560 to #548 - Tunaa (02/29/2012) [-]
**Tunaa rolls 29** hmmmm seems you're gay.
User avatar #555 to #548 - xxhunterxx (02/29/2012) [-]
**xxhunterxx rolls 89** Random numbers and you still are.
#490 - beefymuffin (02/29/2012) [-]
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#480 - derblastermaster (02/29/2012) [-]
Nicely done.
Nicely done.
#161 - Drumachine (02/29/2012) [-]
go on...
#71 - holler (02/29/2012) [-]
turtles usually spend the winter months migrating to the beaches of west germany. once there, they make their way across the sand to meet at a pre-determined location. here they discuss and share their turtle stories of the summer. until spring, when they migrate back to eastern prussia. This migration usually lasts until summer. but not always.
turtles usually spend the winter months migrating to the beaches of west germany. once there, they make their way across the sand to meet at a pre-determined location. here they discuss and share their turtle stories of the summer. until spring, when they migrate back to eastern prussia. This migration usually lasts until summer. but not always.
#72 to #71 - holler (02/29/2012) [-]
*turtles sharing stories during migration (notice how they are probably very good stories)
*turtles sharing stories during migration (notice how they are probably very good stories)
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#528 - yoimmadbro **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#363 - jaakoko (02/29/2012) [-]
I have a turtle...
#364 to #363 - jaakoko (02/29/2012) [-]
...he's bad as ****
#365 to #364 - jaakoko (02/29/2012) [-]
...Bitches be all like "who that bad ass mother ****** ?"
#367 to #365 - jaakoko (02/29/2012) [-]
... and he all like "STFU Bitch! imma climb this goddamned wall and **** !
#368 to #367 - jaakoko (02/29/2012) [-]
Like a BOSS MOTHER ****** !
#370 to #368 - jaakoko (02/29/2012) [-]
pimp got swag!
#374 to #370 - jaakoko (02/29/2012) [-]
**** your **** ! this turtle is BAD as **** ! look at him just eating a GODDAMNED SALAD LIKE HE OWNS DA PLACE!
#381 to #374 - jaakoko (02/29/2012) [-]
I don't think yo understand how BADASS this PIMPIN' TURTLE IS!




PUNK!
User avatar #382 to #381 - rel (02/29/2012) [-]
This entertained me more than the content.
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