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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#162 - thepartyspoison
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British and feeling pretty awesome about it.
User avatar #170 to #162 - captainfuckitall
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well of course, you came from the same land as Hugh Lorie (if that's how you spell it). why WOULDN'T you feel awesome about yourself :D
User avatar #626 to #170 - thepartyspoison
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I'm from Essex personally; not that I'm a slag, orange or a chav in any shape way or form.
And I don't talk like they do on the program.
User avatar #656 to #626 - captainfuckitall
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my bad :(
#189 to #162 - ohpeee
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**** yeah! anybody from Kent?
User avatar #203 to #189 - InfernalOneShot
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Yeah, I'm from Dover (we have cliffs and a castle lol). Where abouts are you from?
User avatar #579 to #203 - flawlessandeternal
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Im from southampton. The titanic left from here and never came back. Thats about it :P

User avatar #615 to #579 - AlexAndTheBeatles
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I'm from Surrey... we have chavs... well ****!
User avatar #522 to #203 - ozobradleyozo
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Well I'm from Nottingham, we have Robin Hood and a castle.
#232 to #203 - ohpeee
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Canterbury, I used to visit Dover alot :) We are close.
User avatar #236 to #232 - InfernalOneShot
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I want to go to Uni in Canterbury :D (Either University of Kent or Christchurch, though preferably Kent)
User avatar #498 to #189 - NataliePsycho
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**** yeah, I'm from Deal !
User avatar #636 to #498 - InfernalOneShot
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This is gonna sound stalkerish no matter how I say it, but that's ******* cool. Love your comics, didn't realise you were from near by :P
User avatar #677 to #636 - NataliePsycho
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I go to school in Dover xD HOREY SHEET
User avatar #684 to #677 - InfernalOneShot
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That's made my day :P
#685 to #677 - ohpeee
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I go to school in Whitstable, o.o
#638 to #498 - ohpeee
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Natalie Psycho Replies to my comment :D and Canterbury here!
User avatar #490 to #189 - durpington
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Im from Middlesbrough
#436 to #189 - snowyx
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Surrey BITCHES
User avatar #384 to #189 - fuckdisshit
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I'm from Tunbridge wells bitches
#572 to #189 - rikeshwalter
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Somerset all the way
User avatar #332 to #162 - Kasura
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broadstairs ;D (Bout 20 minutes away from Canterbury :3 )

User avatar #624 to #332 - thepartyspoison
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I love Broadstairs beach :D
User avatar #629 to #162 - Kasura
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********, just came back to this and some Glorious Winged HomoQueerGayFagSexual has thumbed all of us British people down :'(
User avatar #630 to #629 - thepartyspoison
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Yep; because everyone's a faggit.
#128 - jbur
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I actually got a good laugh out of this. Have a good day, my friend, and a thumb for you.

Sincerely, an American Christian
#245 to #128 - anon id: 31604407
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Agreed. I laughed.

Sincerely,
an American Mormon.
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User avatar #130 to #128 - bigshaner
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agreed
#246 - catamerge
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Well if we're talking about the USA here.
User avatar #558 to #246 - Snowplows
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The nukes were attacks on warned, military cities. 9/11 was an act of terrorism. The only other way to end WW2 would have been an invasion of Japan which would have caused an estimated 1 million deaths.
#278 to #246 - anon id: aff786c1
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the reason we nuked japan? because it, as well as other things, we in response to that oh so obvious attack on pearl harbor, so go blow it out your ass. and I don't know what you're talking about "talks about 9/11 all the time" I know not a single person here, who still talks about it EXCEPT on 9/11.

I ain't even mad.
#324 to #278 - neroide
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Americunts get so butthurt it's not even funny.
Americunts get so butthurt it's not even funny.
#345 to #278 - crackboots
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hey guess what?
those 2 nukes you dropped killed more than 250,000 people (that's over 80 9/11's so you'll understand). go and tell me that killing a quarter million civilians mostly woman and children, with weapons that started an arms race threatening then entire earth is okay because someone attacked a military naval base in times of war.
User avatar #502 to #345 - vepevellu
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Those two nukes were devastating and I hope that all the people who died, because of those, rest in peace. That being said I do believe nuking was the right decision. They killed 250 000 civilians in the bombs, but if they would have invaded, many millions could have died. It was not for revenge, it was to end a war. As for the nuclear arms race; it would have happened anyways. Russia was researching nuclear power, and the Manhattan Project would have happened anyways. 9/11 was a terrorist attack during peace time that started a war on terror that ended up killing a million civilians in the middle-east. I think it is silly to cry for the lost souls of 9/11, but ignore the Iraqi and Afghan casualties.
#618 to #502 - anon id: b11b93ed
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I support you 100% man our generation is ****** wanna know why? You come one here speak the truth and get 0 thumbs yet someone joking about 9/11 gets 25 thumbs dude **** our generation there all a bunch of self entitled a-holes who have these ****** up views on things such as Pearl Harbor. It wasn't just a military base it housed civilian family's, nurses, and doctors man and while that being said was ****** up I am not saying that is why the atomic bombs were necessary they were called for because of the Japanese's level of devotion to their imperial leaders. I was watching that WW2 in HD the other day where hundreds of Okinawa citizens threw themselves off of cliffs just because the government told them not to surrender. The atomic bombs saved lives because estimates of casualties of American soldiers were around a million and half a million British not to mention all of the civilians there regime would have gladly sacrificed to keep the war going. And to another guy who said they didn't have time they were given an ultimatum on July 27 1945 after the first bomb and they still didn't agree the government was ruthless and didn't care about their citizens. I do not know if you have the same beliefs in me but you seem like a decent person so you sir I salute.
#675 to #618 - anon id: 2c7bab3b
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truth? you think he is talking the truth? how would you know you lived in brainwashed America. You think you are the graetest country in the world, but i dont blame you for that, you havent learned anything else about the world in your life!
#295 to #278 - thebigdirty
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^ THIS
#309 to #278 - anon id: d74dfa26
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Ahhh,butthurt,america nuked civilians and japan killed for their cause,we are all in the wrong at some point and I personally think it would be a great thing for humanity to die out honestly.
#285 to #246 - anon id: a7a2a5ec
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Japan -were- warned, and they didn't exactly surrender after the first nuke, so they brought it upon themselves
User avatar #313 to #285 - skittlevodka
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do you think that 3 days in enough for a ocuntry to surrender, although it is proven, that the japanese governemnt only knew exactly what happened in hiroshima about two days after... IGNORANCE, you have no clue about the actual facts. you make it sound as if it was their fault that you dropped a second bomb right after. Also pearl harbour was a US military base, Hiroshima and Nagasaki on the other hand were largly populated cities, cities where civilians lived in. Do you think it was their decision of attacking pearl harbour?

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#389 - verdammt
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I have no problem with jokes that mock who I am, but they just need to be funny.
#407 to #389 - anon id: 214cf517
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But it isn't a comic.
User avatar #280 - conordalymcr
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I'm Irish and I can confirm that the whole drunk thing isn't a stereotype, but a fact.
#524 - bossauce
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#588 to #524 - corkscrew
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#411 - detenator
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#299 - TheCynic
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I'm American and I found this offensive. You see, I was out voting Republican and came home for my boiling grease shower when I found this post. I am so angry I could think about doing something, but instead I'm going to sit here and gain weight.
User avatar #171 - ferose
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i live in America and I hate this place
User avatar #174 to #171 - captainfuckitall
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i would say come to Canada, but (at least to me) it's not that much better seeing as how we bend over backwards to make sure no other culture is offended to the point where Canadians are the ones being offended
User avatar #177 to #174 - ferose
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sorry to hear that bro. nobody should be bending over at their own house
User avatar #179 to #177 - captainfuckitall
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eh, it happens. at least we aren't being oppressed. personally, i think the only GOOD place left in this world is Antarctica :D
#192 to #179 - yamie
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I have no particular issue with Canada having lived here my entire life but I defiantly think that we can improve in many areas
#197 to #192 - minimoe
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Didn't read!
#400 to #174 - anon id: e2bccb16
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same in the uk
#175 - nicadis
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hey bro...AMERICA= World War champs ... TWICE, tell me what the **** you have done?

#183 to #175 - dusters
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#184 to #175 - yamie
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you showed up late to both wars... 3 years late to WW1 and 2 years late to WW2...and if anyone deserves props for WW1 it's Canada, they were known as the allied storm troopers. For WW2 it has to go to Britain and Russia (after they started fighting on the right side)
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User avatar #220 to #184 - Crusader
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For WW2 I would definately say Russia pulled out the Badass card fromt heir wallet and maxed it out, just think, they were so committed to their country that in Leningrad during the Nazi siege, they resorted to cannibalism (kinda **** up though) instead of surrendering. At Stalingrad they used the results of Blitzkrieg (destroyed buildings, piled corpses, abandoned areas) to launch a sniper campaign that destroyed the Germans stationed there. Plus when they did retreat they burn crops, destroyed homes and poisoned animals in the most effective scorched earth campaign in recorded history. Not to mention the spent a year in SIBERIA, one of the coldest and harshest environment in the world building weapons such as the PPSH, a gun that helped single-handedly bring Russia from the brink of defeat. Sure they suffered the greatest casualties, but who was it that took the Reichstag, who conquered Seelow Heights, who was it that marched in with molotovs, burned down the Nazi banners and placed a Soviet flag in the middle of Berlin.

************* RUSSIA
Спокойной ночи, ублюдок - goodnight *************

then the big bad USA got scared and entered the cold war
#187 to #184 - anon id: b11b93ed
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Really **** face America not only dominated on the european front we single and we handedly took out germany's #1 strongest ally all by our selves. Where were you guys on the pacific front?
#190 to #187 - yamie
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You see this is the problem with Americans. You are so caught up in your own self image that you claim you acted alone in a war which was won only because of International cooperation on an unheard of level for the time. You didn't take on Japan by yourselves either. China had been in a war with them since the 1930's. Would the war have been won without the Americans...possibly. But the most important factor in the war was all of the countries working together to rid the world of tyranny and return Europe to an area of peace and prosperity. Learn to accept that the US isn't an unstoppable force that can take on the world. No single country can make that claim since before the Industrial revolution. Lastly if you want to continue this petty argument then do your homework and get an account so I know who the hell I am talking to.
#193 to #190 - anon id: b11b93ed
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I speak for all of America when I say let the world come at me bro we are the single most powerful country in the world and that being said I realize we are on the decline as china will soon be the leading superpower wait superpower lol that word was invented for america. And no you guys would have been buttraped my the germans and the japs and the italians lol let me explain something to you first of all we single handedly took down mussolini through our mob connections also when hitler heard of japan attacking us at pearl harbor he almost pissed himself and was quoted as saying they have awakened a sleeping giant. I have a great sense of nationalism. Man, pride in my country when did that become so wrong? When did america become the white guy of the world who isn't allowed to openly profess love of itself?
#198 to #193 - yamie
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"Let the world come at me bro"

Well then...where or where to begin...
Let's start economically even though by the looks of it the USA will slit it's own throat this way. I want to make this very clear. NO ECONOMY EVER, WILL SURVIVE WITHOUT TRADE. You kind of need it to keep your economy working, your houses, malls and even your military bases in new england with electricity. You largely depend on canadian uranium for almost all of your reactors (civilian and military alike) Now I could continue with oil but that is rather futile since for the US to become self sufficient for oil you would need about a year to get it all up and running but only carry a 6 month reserve so you're ****** that way too.

Military- Let's not even go here because while yes you have nukes you will bring the end of days if you are stupid enough to use them...as far as conventional warfare goes you are ****** because like Canada you have a major coast issue. There is too much of it and not enough resources to guard it.

I could go on but frankly I've grown bored with this.
Enjoy your wonderful;
Healthcare...nope
Education...nope
Unity...nope
Jobs...nope
Quality of life...nope


#207 to #193 - germankillzone
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Note: He does NOT speak for all Americans
#202 to #193 - buttfranklin
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That's called blind patriotism, and it's the cancer of nations.
User avatar #227 to #193 - Crusader
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Let's not forget that if you guys did go to war with the world, you would get ****** over, mainly by Canadians, I'm not trying to sound pompous *cough* like you *cough* but you guys can't use nukes against us, to hit anywhere with a major population you would be taking out your own Northern states, and you guys would end up sending your best soldiers (army rangers, marines, navy seals) to other countries that pose a MAJOR threat like China, Russia, Britain, Iraq. No matter you do you leave yourself open, even with your nationalism you guys would face a revolt if you didn't end the war within a year or two, why? Because the USA has become accustomed to having everything it wants, think how fast people are going to start rioting when you start not getting supplies from the countries you are at war with, a major amount of your stuff comes from China, a large amount of food comes from farms here in Canada. Even if you do use Nuclear weapons you then look like remorseless assholes by pretty much saying "Yes, we believe that we are so important that we have benn willing to use Nuclear warfare to save 300 million people by killing a billion"
*end rant*
#482 to #227 - anon id: b11b93ed
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I never said we were gods what I was saying is that in a 1 on 1 deathmatch or world tournament america would win jeez did you really think that I think america can take on the whole world?
User avatar #670 to #482 - Crusader
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Actually, excluding the army rangers and the Navy Seals, Canadian soldiers are (man to man) better trained than the US Army, no offense but you guys go for numbers, whereas other countries go for quality.
But still, it's like walking up to a group of black guys in Harlem and saying "Yo *******, I could beat up everyone of you by myself" and then when they start coming at you you go "wait, i meant one on one"
The USA will never face the rest of the world in a series of one on one conflicts.
#218 to #193 - edoardocan
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Im pretty sure ur making most americans ashamed right now. good job dumbass. Please get the **** out.
Im pretty sure ur making most americans ashamed right now. good job dumbass. Please get the **** out.
User avatar #222 to #187 - Crusader
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You do realize that thoguh admittedly the USA did take the most casualties and took the most difficult beach on D-Day, the plan was made by 2 british generals and an American one, that it was the British Generals idea to have the fake intel given to Germany, and to set up the fake invasion that Hitler was so convinced of that he even said "Don't wake me up until the invasion is stopped"
And don't forget the russians, you know the guys that came back from near defeat and took berlin, without American help.
#186 to #184 - anon id: b11b93ed
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We didn't show up late to any war you ******** we didn't feel the need to involve ourselves in inferior euorpe's petty squabbles until america was ****** with and **** got real.
#204 to #186 - buttfranklin
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Oh, god. You sound like you're 12.