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David M
What is the best way to stop your child
becoming an athiest'?
I don' t want any of my smitten to be punished by God.
Be st An silver - chosen by voters
Do not educate them. or expose them to cruises thinking. logic or science.
Lie to them constantly about how the wand wants. Feed them a steady diet at
jumbo dressed up like real Emma " the jumbo lot in the for example -
and pm% that it is may wisdom.
Make them loathe their own natural bodies and munitions_ Convince them they are
small and weak and worthless and need redemption. Tell them everything enjoyable is
grievously wrong to even tank about, and that their only tun should he in grovelling to
an invisible friend.
Ensure that they resent anyone who is not like them in every way - skin color.
nationality. political opinion but especially creed. Make such people out to be evil and
vile and give them - impotent minorities all - the fictional power to oppress
and persecute the vast majority who do think like you.
Tawch them to laugh at and dismiss out of hand any faith but their own- Earth - sari}:
mind you - make sure they are taught the difference between superstitious deadly
one raving lunatic in thedudest told the truth abouta vicious gown kitted
people. and dhhq eternal truth - that another raving lunatic in the desert told the truth
about a vicious god who killed people.
Instruct them with all severity and impart to never for - to never
think. for themselves - to never live for themselves - out to seek answers only In one "r
just one - particular set of bronze age tall: tales.
Above all - and tns cannot be - malts sure they cannot spell, use
correct gammar, or understand basic words-
That should do the trick-
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#76 - bosskiss (02/29/2012) [-]
Let's just stay out of this one guys
#31 - mynameisjimmy (02/29/2012) [-]
How i react whenever i see religion brought up in a thread
How i react whenever i see religion brought up in a thread
User avatar #32 to #31 - traveltech (02/29/2012) [-]
Hey, I do what gets me thumbs
#33 to #32 - mynameisjimmy (02/29/2012) [-]
Respectable, i provide you with this for your journey.
Respectable, i provide you with this for your journey.
#200 to #33 - Rascal (02/29/2012) [-]
How is that respectable? "I repost for thumbs" is what he's saying
User avatar #224 to #112 - DiabloStrawhat (02/29/2012) [-]
I would MUCH rather it did.
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#28 - JuhlallinenEnkeli **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - mrtrollslayer (02/29/2012) [-]
OH BOY, RELIGION POSTS!
im gonna need this
#29 to #9 - lavitts (02/29/2012) [-]
Escape in progress bitches!
#220 - shaymus (02/29/2012) [-]
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#152 - bostpost (02/29/2012) [-]
<-- How FJ is supposed to be
#106 - ilovecrack (02/29/2012) [-]
since when did fj become the centre of religious debates
since when did fj become the centre of religious debates
User avatar #123 to #106 - XTakedownpaladinX (02/29/2012) [-]
The whole time I've been here. You just gotta know where to look.
#41 - kaneparker (02/29/2012) [-]
Nope.
Nope.
#92 - roninneko (02/29/2012) [-]
<== these kinds of religious people I don't mind. The problem is they're so ******* rare.
#127 to #92 - MasterManiac (02/29/2012) [-]
I wish the same would go for atheists. Case in example would be this content. Sure it's not exactly the best question, but the way the guy answers it, ie. "you have to be a retard to be religious" is just being a massive cunt. It's a double edged sword. Just saiyan.


Now to brace myself for the ******** of red thumbs.
#174 to #127 - Rascal (02/29/2012) [-]
I'm an atheist and I've never lectured anybody religious and nor will I. I stay out of other people's beliefs as they are nothing to do with me and I only ever try to defend science when people try to lecture me. I would never bring religion into an argument as I'm not religious
#327 to #92 - dragonthief (04/19/2012) [-]
Not really that rare. You just don't see them because they're, i dont know, minding their own business!!
#110 - ragenFOX ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
"logic, thinking, science, morals, and truth, are us, and no one should have any part of them but us" - arrogant atheist.
User avatar #222 to #110 - thegamegestapo (02/29/2012) [-]
Anyone who has said that is a moron... provided your science is accurate and you can use it to back up your theories you have as much of a place in debate as anyone. What isn't a reasonable justification is that "my particular holy book said so".

Anything else?
#124 - codenamehavoc (02/29/2012) [-]
my reaction to all religion related topics
#212 - Rascal (02/29/2012) [-]
#206 - Cleavland Steamer (02/29/2012) [-]
I'm sick of people commenting hate on atheist, stoner, etc. posts. If you don't like it, just thumb down or skip. No need to start a ********* . Everyone has opinions, and hating on them won't change them.

<------ be like this
#250 - eiyven (02/29/2012) [-]
**eiyven rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at im gonna check **
#223 - themtaw ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
#225 to #223 - eiyven (02/29/2012) [-]
**eiyven rolls 90**
Sorry, how many times?
#226 to #225 - eiyven (02/29/2012) [-]
Yup, that's more like it.
#125 - xshadeeisafag (02/29/2012) [-]
I'm a Christian and I thumb down Christianity bashing posts, and Atheist bashing posts.

Keep religion off of funnyjunk, please.
#138 to #125 - Rascal (02/29/2012) [-]
So how does it feel to believe in something that doesn't exist?
User avatar #141 to #138 - xshadeeisafag (02/29/2012) [-]
It feels good.
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