Deaf genie. Don't forget to thumb!. Guy walks in carrying a huge clack Drinking at. a Lac. The genie from this lamp gave it ta me. Here, take it. Gael. Tm genna
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Deaf genie

Deaf genie. Don't forget to thumb!. Guy walks in carrying a huge clack Drinking at. a Lac. The genie from this lamp gave it ta me. Here, take it. Gael. Tm genna

Don't forget to thumb!

Guy walks in carrying a huge clack
Drinking at. a Lac.
The genie from this lamp gave it ta me.
Here, take it.
Gael. Tm genna wish fer menial
T am the great genial
What is your wish?
T want a million declarer
Of reeree eure.
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#3 - Krathalos (02/28/2012) [-]
1. Open up collar store
2. Sell all one million collars for 2 dollars each
3. ???
4. Profit
User avatar #320 to #3 - swimmingprodigy (02/29/2012) [-]
not sure there are enough dogs/cats/kinky girls in one city for all 1 milllion collars to be sold.
#154 to #3 - memeticman ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
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#7 - evilscorpio (02/28/2012) [-]
Just sell the collars.
Just sell the collars.
#239 to #7 - MrMeatStick (02/29/2012) [-]
MFW i see this gif
MFW i see this gif
#33 to #7 - azab ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
i just google imaged this girl and my first thought was "wow, she should do child porn" do i internet too much?
#117 to #33 - anon (02/28/2012) [-]
lol but luckily shes 19
#36 to #7 - hidenlizard (02/28/2012) [-]
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#148 - nesse (02/28/2012) [-]
What the clock guy really wanted
#25 - stickdick (02/28/2012) [-]
I know. Don't we all want giant blocks?
User avatar #37 to #25 - warzon (02/28/2012) [-]
...YES
User avatar #30 to #25 - MenstruelSandwich (02/28/2012) [-]
in b4 Rule 34
User avatar #14 - auesis (02/28/2012) [-]
>Collars easily worth more than $1 each
>Sell collars
>???
>Profit
>Next time, wish for more than just $1 million, seriously, who would do that? Billions, or perhaps infinite if the situation allowed it.
User avatar #45 to #14 - zonicoi (02/28/2012) [-]
Only a million, because if he had wished for Infinite dollars, he would of gotten Infinite Collars.
Duh.
#59 to #45 - anon (02/28/2012) [-]
He'll never run out, can sell them all for $0.01 each, everyone can now afford a collar for their pet and he'd easily put other places out of business!
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#66 to #38 - pistro (02/28/2012) [-]
Hey that's a 			*******		 good idea..!
Hey that's a ******* good idea..!
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#54 to #38 - thisjunkaintfunny **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 to #14 - anon (02/28/2012) [-]
This guy is going places
#247 - Cloudxhigh (02/29/2012) [-]
I wonder what that man wished for; that giant clock is awesome!
#256 to #247 - lego (02/29/2012) [-]
I'm sure he wished for a giant dock. You have to anchor your boat somewhere.
#281 to #256 - Cloudxhigh (02/29/2012) [-]
That is indeed true, but I have a feeling he wished for a giant sock instead. You have to put your feet in something.
User avatar #301 to #281 - lego (02/29/2012) [-]
He could have wished for a giant rock. It'll be great as a stepping stone.
#135 - DaColonel (02/28/2012) [-]
>sell collars for $10 each   
>$10,000,000   
>??????   
>profit
>sell collars for $10 each
>$10,000,000
>??????
>profit
#167 - janderp (02/29/2012) [-]
mfw I get the joke
mfw I get the joke
#168 to #167 - anon (02/29/2012) [-]
where's that from o_o
#171 to #168 - janderp (02/29/2012) [-]
star wars
star wars
User avatar #211 to #168 - nefstah (02/29/2012) [-]
its a meme gif from this site meatspin.com
#323 to #168 - tekoronia (02/29/2012) [-]
Puss in boots.
#127 - sirwiggles ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #61 - KillinTime (02/28/2012) [-]
sell collars for $5 each

you now have 5 million dollars
#71 to #61 - waffies (02/28/2012) [-]
I have to say this didnt even cross my mind
#19 - winniedawho (02/28/2012) [-]
"why would someone ask for a Giant Dock?"
#31 to #19 - anon (02/28/2012) [-]
dlock*
#129 - sapphos (02/28/2012) [-]
O_O Last panel. Tilt your screen back.
O_O Last panel. Tilt your screen back.
User avatar #147 to #129 - mrtrollslayer (02/28/2012) [-]
i dont get it, whats there?
#140 to #129 - thefasrdog (02/28/2012) [-]
Whoa.
Whoa.
User avatar #50 - oversoul (02/28/2012) [-]
sell collars for 1 dollar each -> get 1 million dollars
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#279 to #275 - cubbieshater (02/29/2012) [-]
hey dummy you posted the same picture as him!
#219 - markecc (02/29/2012) [-]
>sell collars for 1$ each
>eventually sell all of them
>???
>profit
#226 to #219 - sixtail (02/29/2012) [-]
GENIUS!
GENIUS!
User avatar #229 to #219 - franklyimaperson (02/29/2012) [-]
Nooo... sell the collars for 5 dallors
#231 to #229 - markecc (02/29/2012) [-]
The trick is to make people buy more from you, and the cheaper the price is, the more customers you get. 1$ is a very good price and people would take it.
User avatar #238 to #231 - franklyimaperson (02/29/2012) [-]
The idea is to turn as big a profit as possible, you got these for free, you got a million, so make the price of the collar a dollar less then the average, which in my area is about 6-7 bucks
#194 - BreakTheGame (02/29/2012) [-]
You wanted a giant cock, right?
#221 - ilikethreetwo (02/29/2012) [-]
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#250 to #246 - derblastermaster (02/29/2012) [-]
You too...
You too...
#263 to #250 - canthegreat ONLINE (02/29/2012) [-]
this is for you.
User avatar #235 to #221 - franklyimaperson (02/29/2012) [-]
That... warms my very soul...

(if i had that pic of the man with watery eyes and a rainbow in the back ground, i would post that, it is my face right now
User avatar #85 - Lambda ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
1. Sell collars for $1 apiece.
2. PROFIT.
#105 to #85 - htcamaze (02/28/2012) [-]
or! sell collars for $5 each! :D $5 is cheap for a quality collar lol
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