He made a bet.... Just came across this, thought i would share with you guys. File: -( 33 KB, 640x360, hospital bedbug) As I was being walked by a nurse to the  we dont need no Education
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He made a bet...

 
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He made a bet.... Just came across this, thought i would share with you guys. File: -( 33 KB, 640x360, hospital bedbug) As I was being walked by a nurse to the

Just came across this, thought i would share with you guys

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As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating reem fer my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends en how I would fight and win
the anesthesia.
So upon entering the (OR, i was asked to lie down en the freezing cold operating table. My bare arse was touching the metal table, and I could feel my balls
don' t Worry about that, we won' t leek down there. At that point I was as red as a tomate_
contract fromthe cold, enzyte be followed by my little soldier retreating inte my pelvis, I looked down at my area, and the nurses eyes met mine and she said,
Within seconds they had me wired me up with sense's, and tubing, and introduced mete both the surgeon and anesthesiologist, whe seemed like a nice guys.
The walked me through the process ehwhat was about to be done. He told me that he was new plugging in atube that would transferees , and I would be knocked out in a
couple of seconds. He told me to relax, put my head back, and count backwards hem loo.
I felt my head getting heavy and I began to Eese control of my arms.
I suddenly propped myself up while letting out a manly hulk groan, and yelled, "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia!!"
A nurse turned around in shock and screamed in terror.
Turns out what I really yelled was "I don' t need education", and both my eyes were pointing inte different directions.
Needless to say, I lest the bet.
When I wake up, I was greeted by multiple giggling hospital staff. In the distance I could hearth's saying, "Pink Floyd has cemo to".
Ididn' t get the reference up until the surgeon came to check en me and told me what I had done.
That was an epic story. Eire.
That was ******* funny as **** op
I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia}?
Ueid
Here is 10 internets foryou op
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#123 - MarlaSinger (02/27/2012) [-]
> 9, getting anesthesia at dentist   
> ask if I can get one of the little kid scents (strawberry, banana split etc) because straight mint air will make me puke   
> he agrees and tells me to take a deep breath so i do   
> take big breath, it's 			*******		 mint   
> pull mask off and ask wtf as i feel puke bubbling in my stomach   
> "Oh sorry *flips switch* try it now"   
> take another breath, still mint, half passed out now, say dafuq man and he starts laughing   
> puke welling up in my throat   
> one more breath and ill be out   
> start to bring up mask thinking ill power through it   
> ''Kid don't be such a wimp''   
> puke in the 			*******		 lap   
> take last breath and pass out   
> wake up in bed at home hours later   
> look on table where goody bag from dentist is   
> open it up   
> mint floss, mint toothpaste, mint tooth picks, mint gum   
> 			****		 dentists
> 9, getting anesthesia at dentist
> ask if I can get one of the little kid scents (strawberry, banana split etc) because straight mint air will make me puke
> he agrees and tells me to take a deep breath so i do
> take big breath, it's ******* mint
> pull mask off and ask wtf as i feel puke bubbling in my stomach
> "Oh sorry *flips switch* try it now"
> take another breath, still mint, half passed out now, say dafuq man and he starts laughing
> puke welling up in my throat
> one more breath and ill be out
> start to bring up mask thinking ill power through it
> ''Kid don't be such a wimp''
> puke in the ******* lap
> take last breath and pass out
> wake up in bed at home hours later
> look on table where goody bag from dentist is
> open it up
> mint floss, mint toothpaste, mint tooth picks, mint gum
> **** dentists
#156 to #123 - craazhy (02/27/2012) [-]
You don't remember his name do you?

No reason, we just... just wanna... no, no reason in particular.

Where does he live?
#128 to #123 - anon (02/27/2012) [-]
Your dentist is the best troll in the world.
User avatar #78 - thatmetalguy (02/27/2012) [-]
guess you could say afterwards you were... Comfortably Numb?
User avatar #134 to #78 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
sir, you just earned yourself.... a CIGAR
#83 to #78 - anon (02/27/2012) [-]
Lol take my "Money".
#89 to #78 - paulpogba (02/27/2012) [-]
Sweet, dude, ************* sweet.

#61 - Awesomecarrot (02/27/2012) [-]
Stopped laughing for a few seconds, then
pictured it in my head and burst out
laughing again. Thank you, OP.
#23 - ultrarobbie (02/27/2012) [-]
I needed that, thanks 4Chan.
User avatar #121 - formerlvtwoeight (02/27/2012) [-]
That feel you get when something makes you laugh so hard, that you fart.
#20 - robbmurph (02/27/2012) [-]
As soon as the mental picture entered my head i was in tears
As soon as the mental picture entered my head i was in tears
#150 - craazhy (02/27/2012) [-]
I haven't laughed like this at something on the internet in a good long while.
I haven't laughed like this at something on the internet in a good long while.
#124 - anon (02/27/2012) [-]
I'm going to see Roger Waters on May 7th. Words can't explain how excited I am.
#129 to #124 - thatdoodyouknow (02/27/2012) [-]
Dood... Im going in July... im beyond excited
User avatar #133 to #124 - dspike (02/27/2012) [-]
June here :D
User avatar #146 to #124 - butteykiller (02/27/2012) [-]
im seeing him in May too
User avatar #157 to #124 - AlmostAmerican (02/27/2012) [-]
Saw him last year. The show was God. Best thing I have ever experienced ever. Going again in June.
#103 - mantisinmypantis (02/27/2012) [-]
<-- hospital staff watching outside the operating room
<-- hospital staff watching outside the operating room
#46 - partyforever (02/27/2012) [-]
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#36 - AmandaNicole ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Omfg I'm laughing so hard.    
Thank you so much for posting this and making my 			*******		 day.
Omfg I'm laughing so hard.
Thank you so much for posting this and making my ******* day.
User avatar #38 to #36 - thatguycrow (02/27/2012) [-]
Your welcome, bro :)
User avatar #39 to #38 - thatguycrow (02/27/2012) [-]
*You're
#158 - nyxie (02/27/2012) [-]
I lost it at &quot;both my eyes were pointing in two totally different directions&quot;
I lost it at "both my eyes were pointing in two totally different directions"
#45 - couragewolf ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
oh god i laughed for a good 10 minutes, what really got me was the pink floyd reference, and the way he said his eyes went. pic related, its from The Wall
#16 - thekirbs ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Hey OP
User avatar #17 to #16 - thatguycrow (02/27/2012) [-]
Haha, thanks. I guess I must keep lurking on /b/ :P
User avatar #140 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (02/27/2012) [-]
Oh /b/ how i miss finding the gold within your beautiful walls.
#43 - schlecht (02/27/2012) [-]
I was waiting for a ******* tree fiddy joke.

Glad to have no sign of Nessie in that post.
#58 - mrbassman (02/27/2012) [-]
That was some of the best 			****		 I've seen today.
That was some of the best **** I've seen today.
#92 - obliquezombie (02/27/2012) [-]
I fucing cred laughingg i can'tt evn type
#86 - rolflol (02/27/2012) [-]
i srsly laughed so hard my eye almost popped out :D pic related
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