Chess. Unluckily, this is my 13th motivational poster!. Promoting racism since the Middle Ages. chess motivation motivational Poster racism board game
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User avatar #5 - theableacher (02/27/2012) [-]
The black pieces know their place.

The White pieces start.
#7 - itapeu (02/27/2012) [-]
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#24 to #7 - bulbakip (02/27/2012) [-]
(.....And there is not a damn thing wrong with gays.! NPH FTW!!! suck it Trebeck.)
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User avatar #60 to #52 - RedSarge (02/27/2012) [-]
Do you mind if I put that on facebook?
User avatar #36 - arandomhuman (02/27/2012) [-]
but there both just as likly to win... but I guess the fact that white always gos first is the issue.
#56 - blablub (02/27/2012) [-]
Bitch please.

Chess was invented somewhen between 300 and 600 AD.
User avatar #4 - turtledude (02/27/2012) [-]
That moment when you realize there's two queens of each color.
User avatar #10 to #4 - ExcitedSoup (02/27/2012) [-]
Usually if you promote a pawn and want a second queen before your first one is taken.
#31 - grimskragga (02/27/2012) [-]
....Since the Ancient Egyptian era.
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#54 - kingsbodyjewelry (02/27/2012) [-]
*promoting race wars
*promoting race wars
User avatar #23 - yavick (02/27/2012) [-]
Reasons I read the below comments? Slightly racist jokes and people questioning the extra queen peices on the side.
User avatar #50 to #46 - tropius (02/27/2012) [-]
The problem is that you could never win. Even if you could get everything down to the king, it would be considered a stalemate.
User avatar #17 - winslet ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Why the heck is there an extra queen of each color?
User avatar #19 to #17 - Hreidmar ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Pawn promotion. Occasionally you get games where one side (or both) have two queens at the end. Any more than two queens, with very rare exceptions, and you're dealing with complete amateurs.
#21 to #19 - anon (02/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, the first pawn to reach the other end of the board becomes a queen - though i've seen idiots who say every single pawn to reach the other side should be 'queened'. Makes me sad
User avatar #26 to #21 - Twikki (02/27/2012) [-]
From what I know a Pawn that reaches the end could be changed into a piece of your choosing but only once.. Then again that was like 8 years ago in a middleschool chess club
#41 to #19 - anon (02/27/2012) [-]
Wait so pawns are female? Or are they gay?
User avatar #32 to #19 - thephantur (02/27/2012) [-]
Each side has a full set of pawns already... impossible.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Hreidmar ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
...When a pawn reaches the other side, it gets promoted... this is just the beginning of the game. Nobody has made a move yet, even.
User avatar #34 to #33 - thephantur (02/27/2012) [-]
But, the original question was why there were two queens. Your answer was that a pawn got promoted. I'm saying that's not possible right now.
User avatar #38 to #34 - Hreidmar ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
Ah, I see what the problem is. I meant that the second queen is kept for pawn promotion, when it happens. The extra queen is necessary when the original one is still on the board and a promotion happens.
User avatar #55 to #38 - thephantur (02/27/2012) [-]
Ah. Sorry for my misinterpretation. When I played a few years back, we would just turn the Rook upside down if it was available, otherwise we'd use some little trinket to help us out.
User avatar #44 - whoovesthedoctor (02/27/2012) [-]
Some people are as stupid as
1) f3 e5
2) g3 Qh4#

>.> only 1% will get this
User avatar #64 to #44 - mullacllahdoow (02/27/2012) [-]
You mean g4 and have you ever played someone who's done that? I know it's the fastest recorded checkmate but it requires some pretty stupid moves on your opponents part...
User avatar #65 to #64 - whoovesthedoctor (02/27/2012) [-]
8x8 chessboard
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3c
4d
5e
6f
7g
8h
its h4
User avatar #66 to #65 - mullacllahdoow (02/27/2012) [-]
the white pawn would have to move to g4, a pawn on g3 could take a queen on h4 and would be blocking the checkmate anyway...
User avatar #67 to #66 - whoovesthedoctor (02/27/2012) [-]
derp i thought i typed g4. i thought u were trying to correct the QH4 move
User avatar #68 to #67 - mullacllahdoow (02/27/2012) [-]
Nah, it's cool man =) The 1% will know what you mean anyways =D
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User avatar #11 to #2 - Pharonix (02/27/2012) [-]
I always play as black. 75% win rate
#25 to #11 - vepevellu (02/27/2012) [-]
Nope. 33% to win, 33% to lose, 33% to reach a stalemate. Unless Gary is Chinese.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxfalconxx (02/27/2012) [-]
unless it's an asian playing
User avatar #6 to #3 - NolanNasty (02/27/2012) [-]
or a norwegian 19 year old.... yeah
User avatar #12 to #6 - zralic (02/27/2012) [-]
Thank you Nolan, everyone thinks the asians are good at chess.

+1 for knowing who Magnus Carlsen is.
User avatar #13 to #12 - NolanNasty (02/27/2012) [-]
Norway is a small country... everyone knows everyone... almost :O
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