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User avatar #66 - deathsshadow (02/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
but where did the flying dildo colme from?
#69 to #66 - zombiesfearme (02/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10 - AnonymousTheGreat (02/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So....Where the hell did the dildo come from??
#17 to #10 - lujan (02/27/2012) [-]
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#27 - pastortroy (02/27/2012) [-]
Did anybody actually read this one?

"Louis Kasibante, 24, a resident of Kikawula Zone in Lugazi, was arrested on october 18, 2010 after he shattered one Mutumba's ass. Mutumba told police that Kasibante would joking touch his Luzinda-like buns(?). 'At first, I thought he was being a bully until he told me that he fancied downloading his sperms in my butt,' Mutumba told detectives at Kikawula Police Station. Mutumba further revealed that when he turned down Kasibante's request, he ganged up with his colleagues, Isaac Kigongo and yasin Ssali who forced their anaconda-like whoppers in his bum."

Either this is fake or it's the most horrible journalism I've ever seen.
#68 - TitfaceMcGee (02/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#46 - drewbridge (02/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This isn't from a newspaper, I took it from my TV, but it's still goddamn stupid.
#56 - assdemolisher (02/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
These were hilarious.
#51 - icanflynow (02/27/2012) [-]
[from the "Notorius Bum Driller"]
"He ganged up with his colleagues, Isaac Kigongo and Yasin Ssafi who forced their anaconda-like whoppers in his bum"

wut.
User avatar #50 - neoncookie (02/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I want to know where the dildo came from
#19 - kazmatik (02/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Fukken lost it
#1 - manatheimmortal (02/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**manatheimmortal rolled a random image posted in comment #665 at Ah, those days... ** mfw this entire post
#32 - yunablade (02/27/2012) [-]
I don't know about you dear sir, but THIS sound like an epic win to me.
#31 - herecomesjohnny (02/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
*******					 seagulls, go back where you came from!
******* seagulls, go back where you came from!
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User avatar #49 - doodnotheface (02/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
@seagull homophobic/racist point.

So... perfectly reasonable and should be accepted as a vaild idea/opinion?
User avatar #58 to #52 - Zeigh (02/27/2012) [-]
easily, they're ******* assholes.
User avatar #83 - tokazakime (02/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So, like...
Where'd the dildo came from?
#45 - redwolfradolf (02/27/2012) [-]
half of these
User avatar #48 - KevKK (02/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Oh lol I wanna hear the rest of the dildo story x)
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User avatar #9 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
What the **** was Charlie Sheen's kid doing at a Day Care? He should be learning the family trade!
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