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#11 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#74 to #11 - sickrick
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(02/26/2012) [-]
I don't trust it when a friend gives out the number. =p
#192 to #11 - gaynigger
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(02/27/2012) [-]
I usually don't ever ever ever say this here (because it's usually unnecessary and I'm not a thumbwhore) , but being a girl myself, you should really text her SOON. You know what she's been thinking about these past 3 weeks? Most likely she's thinking you are not interested in any way and she's probably feeling like an idiot. I'd imagine she's pretty embarrassed that she misjudged the situation since you seem to not be showing an interest.

tl;dr
HURRY UP AND TEXT HER YOU PUSSY, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY INTERESTED

Best of luck :)
#239 to #11 - acejackson
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(02/27/2012) [-]
just keep up what you're doing bro. shell probably text you first somehow and do all the work. thats how youll lose your virginity. no need to take any steps at all on your own.
#256 to #11 - snchzvrmlnmggt
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(02/27/2012) [-]
YOU TAKE THAT ******* SHOT YOU PUSS FAIRY!!!!!! YOU ARE EVERY MAN'S DREAM!!!!
#257 to #256 - snchzvrmlnmggt
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(02/27/2012) [-]
*are in the position every man wants to be in. I was absent minded whilst typing that.
#46 to #11 - yenta **User deleted account**
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#194 to #48 - hopalongreborn
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#54 to #46 - dinkleburgxbox
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(02/26/2012) [-]
**dinkleburgxbox rolls 67** i will be his man doctor, i prescribe dubs!!
#12 to #11 - anon
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(02/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 78** if dubs you text her
#56 to #12 - danishtard **User deleted account**
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#17 to #12 - franktonfire
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**franktonfire rolls 75**
#14 to #12 - anon
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(02/26/2012) [-]
just do it bro. if her number ended up on your desk, then she probly likes you. if she likes you, theres a far lesser chance of rejection. so man up and do it.
#96 to #11 - anon
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(02/26/2012) [-]
insignificant and non existent member of the fj community here, otherwise anon. Dude go for it. Worst case scenario everything stays the same; you have so much more to gain. I've come from a situation similar to yours and believe me i was an awkward as **** penguin waddling through making the decision and the relationship (to my absolute surprise) that ensued. The relationship ended due to the awkward incarnate nature of myself, but honestly i wouldn't have had it any other way. Point is you have only to gain from going for her. The pascal's wager of relationships if you will. In short go for it bro, i believe in you.
#27 to #11 - bigsaltyballs
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(02/26/2012) [-]
QUIT REMINDING ME OF MYSELF ************
QUIT REMINDING ME OF MYSELF ************
#97 to #11 - zeusx
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(02/26/2012) [-]
text her a picture of your dick
#33 to #11 - durkadurka
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(02/26/2012) [-]
You'll never ever ever get a clearer sign than that. You better text her right this ******* second.
#49 to #11 - vixq
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(02/26/2012) [-]
you've got this **** shortbusterterrorist
#26 to #11 - pattymanceasarx
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(02/26/2012) [-]
you text her right this SECOND!!
#24 to #11 - lnerfan
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Oh come ON! Does she have to outright ******* grab your dick for you to go for it!?

!!MAN THE **** UP AND TEXT HER!!!
#13 to #11 - suox
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#345 to #11 - sythraxx
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No comment
#167 to #11 - anon
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(02/27/2012) [-]
just text her! trust me I was in a similar situation, girl I like BUT she was a total bitch to me instead. One of her friends gave me her number as a joke, I text maybe like 2 weeks later, we start talking. Now she's like my best friend
#134 to #11 - machobeasttwo
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Lick her face. If the reaction is good, she wants the D.
#137 to #134 - danishtard **User deleted account**
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#41 to #11 - anon
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(02/26/2012) [-]
dude srsly?
<---- take that.
and now ******* write her!
be happy you are not friendzoned yet.
good luck, good sir.
#19 to #11 - inspiratron
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(02/26/2012) [-]
**inspiratron rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at That moment when your heart stops. **

Do it man! You have a chance!
#36 to #11 - bigdaddyblade
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(02/26/2012) [-]
I have no advice. I just wanted to be part of the purple line.
I have no advice. I just wanted to be part of the purple line.
#109 to #36 - huntinguy
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(02/26/2012) [-]
damn straight we got class
#43 to #11 - politicalmemes
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Picture unrelated. ******* TEXT HER. Don't get too excited about it though, girls have their ways with mind games, she could just be wanting help with something or if you hurt one of her friends. In my advice text her, but be VERY cautious.
#44 to #11 - mdluffy
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**mdluffy rolls 25** even if this isn't dubs you should do it. If it is though, take it as a sign you should do it right now.
#35 to #11 - TheWayneAdams
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"FREE BEER! Now I have your attention, I just wanna say, you are one of the cutest girls I know, I would love to spend some time with you outside of school."

Type that out on your phone, then hit the send button, no matter the reaction, you can say, TheWayneAdams made me do it.
#189 to #35 - fignewtonz
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(02/27/2012) [-]
that &quot;FREE BEER&quot; thing is the stupidest **** I have ever seen in my life. Goddamn, she is practically holding up a giant sign that says &quot;please **** me.&quot; all he has to do is text her &quot;hi.&quot; and start some small talk and she'll probably make all of the moves or at least drop some major hints for what she wants him to do.
that "FREE BEER" thing is the stupidest **** I have ever seen in my life. Goddamn, she is practically holding up a giant sign that says "please **** me." all he has to do is text her "hi." and start some small talk and she'll probably make all of the moves or at least drop some major hints for what she wants him to do.
#242 to #11 - theoneandonlynate
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Now that's just despicable. If it was less obvious that she's interested in you then i wouldn't be saying this, but seriously?! It's right there in front of you. Based on your description of the situation, I can't think of anyway that texting her could go badly. A lot of people don't ever get this kind of opportunity, don't ******* waste it, or else you lose your right to call yourself a man. Forever. Pic possibly related.
Now that's just despicable. If it was less obvious that she's interested in you then i wouldn't be saying this, but seriously?! It's right there in front of you. Based on your description of the situation, I can't think of anyway that texting her could go badly. A lot of people don't ever get this kind of opportunity, don't ******* waste it, or else you lose your right to call yourself a man. Forever. Pic possibly related.
#23 to #11 - zaggystirdust
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(02/26/2012) [-]
I was in that situation
except I never got her number
and it's the new semester so we don't have the same class anymore
#196 to #11 - dumbmonkey
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Just text her something like "Hey, how are you?" I can't even get a girl to smile at me, and you've got her phone number!
#18 to #11 - MrCoolface
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Text her mate, just do it :)
#117 to #11 - oldiemongrain
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Can't tell if serious or potato.
#136 to #11 - starvaggi
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(02/26/2012) [-]
HOLY **** SHE WANTS YOU.

Listen, you're running out of time, alright? If she hasn't moved on by now (you pray to God she hasn't buddy) you have to text her now. Now. You met her in Bio? Say "did we have bio hw?" anything to start a ******* conversation. Here, I'll throw you a bone:
1. "Did we have bio hw?"
2. "Nahh." or "Yeah, pages 216-217 questions 1-34." IT DOESN'T MATTER
3. "Oh, thanks. Mr. Derp was really mad at herpetta on Friday when she didn't do hers. I'm glad I just remembered to text yoiu now.,"
4. "Haha glad to be of assistance :P"

This is going to be how painful your first conversation will look, but it'll get better, I promise. Good luck buddy, you have an ideal situation in your hands and you're running out of time.
#138 to #136 - starvaggi
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Also, obviously I'm only saying this because you seem to be extremely timid. If you have more of a problem texting her at all than saying things of different magnitudes, I would, of course, recommend asking her out instantaneously. Maybe not over the phone.
#384 to #11 - megustaboss
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(02/27/2012) [-]
**megustaboss rolls 27**    
   
DUBS AND YOU TEXT HER!!
**megustaboss rolls 27**

DUBS AND YOU TEXT HER!!
#58 to #11 - danishtard **User deleted account**
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#207 to #11 - KwMclovin
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(02/27/2012) [-]
It's way past 3 day call or text rule so dude you need to make your move consider it your last stand if you will it tell her you're intentions and whether she accepts or rejects them
#193 to #11 - hopalongreborn
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Here's the simple steps I use:
1) write hi to her, but don't send it
2) just stare at the message arguing in your mind about it
3) eventually you should crack and just mash the send button at some point

It's what I do, and it works. I mean I've never had a girlfriend, but at least she replied...
#120 to #11 - anon
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Call her,
if she did give you her number be like

Hey, wassup (name)

it's (yourname) from bio, i've got balls of jello and i've finally gotten up the courage to call you, i think you're pretty cool, and i just wanted to know if i could take you out to a movie or something.



await answer____
#128 to #120 - ravarshi
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(02/26/2012) [-]
its honest, and she might find it endearing?
#163 to #11 - perplexedshrub
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(02/26/2012) [-]
you ain't gonna get it up unless you hit her up.   
   
Just made that up while reading your comment. but seriously, text her, or else some douche  is gonna date her ._.
you ain't gonna get it up unless you hit her up.

Just made that up while reading your comment. but seriously, text her, or else some douche is gonna date her ._.
#64 to #11 - anon
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(02/26/2012) [-]
You idiot! She gave yoo her number! Just do it!
#87 to #11 - itsdead
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Text her.. "Hi! How are you? :)" is not that hard.
#20 to #11 - anon
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Take it from someone who has been in nearly that exact same situation, go for it bro! Seriously, everyone will tell you this, but there is plenty of fish in the sea. You gotta start fishin though bro, so go for it, what have you got to lose? Just start slow and see where it goes.
#77 to #11 - littlejewnig
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(02/26/2012) [-]
do it, please.  you gotta take a damn chance! it's obvious she likes you, text her before she slips away.
do it, please. you gotta take a damn chance! it's obvious she likes you, text her before she slips away.
#178 to #11 - bigsaltyballs
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(02/27/2012) [-]
do this..



..she'll be all over you in no time.
#63 to #11 - flamingpinkbunnies
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Text her!. Nothing happen unless you try! Who knows you might end up with a new girlfriend :)
When life hands you the chance to get out of the friendzone, you better ************* take it.
#28 to #11 - drewbridge
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(02/26/2012) [-]
WHAT THE ****, MAN, YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN LIKE 3 STEPS AHEAD OF ATLEAST 70% OF EVERYONE HERE, DON'T ******* BLOW THIS

You'll spend forever regretting it if you don't.


#350 to #28 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#364 to #350 - pattymanceasarx
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(02/27/2012) [-]
good,
now that you are in you must..
#359 to #350 - tedmosbey
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(02/27/2012) [-]
I salute thee sir, I hope one day to be able to do something like this.
#381 to #350 - drewbridge
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(02/27/2012) [-]
THANK YOU. I'm a homeschooled shutin, and would ******* DIE to have something like that happen, forever alone and hated to see you almost not go for it.

HOPE IT WORKS OUT, BRO! nice job!


#353 to #350 - anon
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(02/27/2012) [-]
get some
#115 - I Am Monkey
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#199 to #115 - anon
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This happened to me every single time in Spanish class. I'm really glad that is over.
#191 to #115 - ryed
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that is me in english :( im kinda friends with, but dont talk to, EVERYONE in that class.
#200 to #115 - xxmarioxx
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that me in any class so I just sit there waiting for the last person to be left, and the teacher tells me to partner up   
   
&lt;-- What I would like to do when that happens
that me in any class so I just sit there waiting for the last person to be left, and the teacher tells me to partner up

<-- What I would like to do when that happens
#279 - brolaxbro
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#315 to #279 - crazycupcakes
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**crazycupcakes rolls 324**
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#324 to #279 - MegaShazam
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**MegaShazam rolls 684**
#326 to #279 - songemot
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**songemot rolls 194**
#282 to #279 - renjilonefox
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666
#293 to #282 - siredvard
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**siredvard rolls 544**
#285 to #282 - brolaxbro
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#338 to #279 - fickdich
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**fickdich rolls 800** NUMBER OF THE BEAST FTW!!!!
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**godhatesusall rolls 876**
#354 to #279 - youmadbroski
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**youmadbroski rolls 910**
#360 to #279 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 318**
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**anonymous rolls 871**
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**havenoname rolls 971**
#371 to #279 - Mr Latinonerd
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**Mr Latinonerd rolls 467**
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**thesoxpride rolls 366**
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**puppypoo rolls 517**
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**nutszongo rolls 242**
#342 to #279 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 584** Dont worry guys I got this
#281 to #279 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 021**

#337 to #279 - fireyphoenix
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**fireyphoenix rolls 029**
#316 to #279 - pleasewelcomejc
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**pleasewelcomejc rolls 284**

FUS ROH DAH!
#317 to #316 - pleasewelcomejc
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lol ****
#329 to #279 - mrchrisrawks
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**mrchrisrawks rolls 793**
#291 to #279 - iliketurtlesfuck
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or patriots

#292 to #291 - bleachedpheather
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#295 to #291 - thebigcountry
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You just made my night good sir! XD
#323 to #291 - playersbewarned
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#320 to #291 - AlexK
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**iliketurtlesfuck used the "the patriots".** it's super effective!
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#222 - walkingdisaster
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**walkingdisaster rolls 2,229**
#225 to #222 - walkingdisaster
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So close
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#288 to #222 - scarydino
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dont care what others say, ur a winner in my book
dont care what others say, ur a winner in my book
#380 to #288 - walkingdisaster
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And you're awesome
And you're awesome
#250 to #222 - OHaiMark
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#235 to #222 - walkingdisaster
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Wait a minute... I was one digit off of double trips
Wait a minute... I was one digit off of double trips

#154 - NarutoXSupreme
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(02/26/2012) [-]
The last one is me, care to help, anyone. Idk what to do
#157 to #154 - boomge **User deleted account**
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#209 to #157 - carnelianlavaliere
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...What?
#158 to #154 - robogandalf
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Never use a Naruto screen name again
#164 to #158 - NarutoXSupreme
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I used this When I first came so I can't change it, even though I know it sucks
#166 to #164 - robogandalf
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hehehe when you first came.
hehehe when you first came.
#184 - nyanpoptart
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#212 to #184 - ihateducksauce
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i did that once then chickened out then she started a conversation. I became so confused. pic related.
#223 to #184 - knightofshadows
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(02/27/2012) [-]
nice!
#135 - cokeguy
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#9 to #6 - icebearr
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One would think #3 on comments would know the memes by now, but some men just wanna watch the world burn.
One would think #3 on comments would know the memes by now, but some men just wanna watch the world burn.
#57 to #9 - anon
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i want to watch up burn
#51 to #9 - shadowratred
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Im 3 bitch waht are u hahahaha
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#8 to #6 - onceman
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He's being socially awkward by using the meme incorrectly.
#50 to #6 - howiemalowie
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**** ******, what are you doing HERE bro??
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#59 to #52 - howiemalowie
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aww mann, vinterferien e øve om en time..................
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#66 to #59 - anon
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no dats not funny fag
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#68 to #66 - howiemalowie
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wat? who let you in here?
wat? who let you in here?
#277 - floppyspaghetti
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