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#330
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anon
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(02/27/2012)
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Hey funnyjunk nerds, you can thumb me down but it has no affect on me. you dont even realize how much smarter i am then you, lol. now I walk away from this stupid website victorious and satisfied, Im am better than all of you your opinons mean nothing to me
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lifeisnowcomplete
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For anyone trying to decode the stupid that doesn't hold a key, here is what I think it says.
Hey FunnyJunk nerds, you may thumb me down but it will have no effect on me. You are unable of comprehending how much smarter I am than you. I may now walk away from this stupid website (feeling) victorious and satisfied. As I am better than all of you, your opinions mean nothing to me.
Sincerely,
Isaac Cock
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alexmaverick
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(02/27/2012)
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Now I get it.
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anon
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I take it you are a bit slow in realizing that I trolled you? Don't worry, you'll get 'em next time.
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lifeisnowcomplete
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^^ At least acknowledge that I named you Isaac Cock. ^^
I've noticed that the only times I ever troll are when I'm pissed off. (Go to the Huffington Post, there are a lot of gullible, fun people to troll there.)
I will try to make you laugh you, man. Here.
www.urbandictionary.com/def...
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anon
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god just grab your tiny dicks and leave, I win and you lose just get over it
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anon
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but it has no effect*
if you're going to troll atleast have the decency to check your spelling first
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kanatana
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anon asshole is an asshole
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pleasewelcomejc
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and the award to the worst troll ever goes to...
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anon
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shut up your a virgin haha or gay
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pleasewelcomejc
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your point is?
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anon
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YOU ADMITTED it haha.
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pleasewelcomejc
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I don't see where this is funny anon. please do not have offspring. you may give birth to the next hitler.
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False, Hitler was possibly the most convincing troll there ever was. He led to the death of millions. Anon here is the douche that balances a Jolly Rancher on the lip of a drinking fountain so it shoots out at whomever takes the next drink. He led to one kid feeling a little gross and buying a six dollar water bottle.
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anon
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You guys are so easy to troll. Why did you take me so seriously? Half if not all of my stupid comments were completely ironic. "you dont even realize how much smarter i am then you, lol"
...y'all a bit mad these days, aren't you?
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lifeisnowcomplete
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^Starts arguments on the Internet^
I'm so smart. I'll insult people's intelligence and they'll get mad. >:)
Protip: Insult penis size and vagina depth.
Honestly, it looked like you wrote half a word and smashed your dick on the keyboard, then proceeded to add a few letters. Though nothing was misspelled by more than one letter.
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anon
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Just saying, you still thought I was some random, idiot dickhead trying to assert his dominance over absolutely nothing.
I'll have to do this again sometime, it was fun.
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pentle
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(02/27/2012)
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"now I walk away from this stupid website"
still waiting on that anon
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lifeisnowcomplete
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You want me to use the irony picture again... but no. I will entertain you by continuing to respond, but only in the effort of making you smile. Whether furtively or earnestly. Here's a kitty. :3
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by sithis, you are correct :DD
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