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User avatar #20 - conordalymcr (02/26/2012) [-]
Are you bullied because you play Pokemon? Well no ******* problem!
Conordalymcr presents: How to make a fertilizer bomb!

Ingredients:

- Newspaper
- Fertilizer (the chemical kind, GREEN THUMB or ORCHO)
- Cotton
- Diesel fuel

Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it.
Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and
run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet
so don't do it in an alley!!

And boom, you have a fertilizer bomb to wipe out your enimies!
That's all, folks!


#58 to #20 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (02/26/2012) [-]
Might as well put myself on the FBI van as well.
#39 to #20 - dedaluminus (02/26/2012) [-]
Inb4 FBI assault team
Inb4 FBI assault team
User avatar #47 to #44 - conordalymcr (02/26/2012) [-]
Okey dokey, how to make a landmine.

First, you need to get a pushbutton switch. Take the wires of it and connect one to a nine volt battery connector and the other to a solar igniter (used for launching model rockets). A very thin thin piece of stereo wire will usually do the trick if you are desperate, but I recommend the igniter. Connect the wire on the nine-volt battery to one end of the switch. Connect a wire from the switch lead on the solar igniter.
switch-----------battery
\ /
\ /
\ /
\ /
solar igniter
|
|
|
explosive

Now connect the explosive (pipe bomb, m-80, CO2 bomb, etc.) to the igniter by attaching the fuse to the igniter (seal it with scotch tape). Now dig a hole; not too deep but enough to cover all of the materials. Think about what direction your enemy will be coming from and plant the switch, but leave the button visible (not TOO visible!)
Plant the explosive about 3-5 feet away from the switch because there will be a delay in the explosion that depends on how
short your wick is, and, if a homemade wick is being used, its burning speed. But if you get it right... and your enemy is close enough........BOOM.

#37 to #20 - sandwicheater (02/26/2012) [-]
All of the people who favorited this will be on the news within the week...I'm ******* doing this
#21 to #20 - evilbob (02/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #21 - conordalymcr (02/26/2012) [-]
I accept your high five. Want another bomb making tutorial?

How to make a generic bomb:

1) Aquire a glass container
2) Put in a few drops of gasoline
3) Cap the top
4) Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then
evaporates
5) Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (<-Get this stuff from a
snake bite kit)
6) The bomb is detonated by throwing aganist a solid object.
*AFTER THROWING THIS THING RUN LIKE HELL THIS THING PACKS ABOUT 1/2
STICK OF DYNAMITE*

#23 to #22 - evilbob (02/26/2012) [-]
i only have one thing to say against those pokemon haters
i only have one thing to say against those pokemon haters
User avatar #24 to #23 - conordalymcr (02/26/2012) [-]
They'd have to run like a black man after he rapes a white woman, because, as I said before, that thing packs about a half stick of dynamite.
#32 to #24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/26/2012) [-]
moar
User avatar #38 to #32 - conordalymcr (02/26/2012) [-]
Okay. conoradalymcr presents: Paint bombs!

To make a pain bomb you simply need a metal pain can with a
refastenable lid, a nice bright color paint (green, pink, purple,
or some gross color is perfect!), and a quantity of dry ice. Place
the paint in the can and then drop the dry ice in. Quicky place
the top on and then run like hell! With some testing you can time
this to a science. It depends on the ratio of dry ice to paint to
the size of the can to how full it is. If you are really pissed
off at someone, you could place it on their doorstep, knock on the
door, and then run!! Paint will fly all over the place LOL
#25 to #24 - evilbob (02/26/2012) [-]
i think i'm gonna test this one out you know just for **** and giggels :p
User avatar #26 to #25 - deslider (02/26/2012) [-]
How to make a stinkbomb!

1: Get a glass flask or a bottle.
2: Put potato skin in it.
3: mix with water.
4: locktight with some oil on top.
5: wait 2 weeks.
6: Throw it at your enemies and laugh!
#33 to #26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/26/2012) [-]
what kinda oil?
User avatar #27 to #26 - evilbob (02/26/2012) [-]
were do you find these ?
User avatar #36 to #27 - deslider (02/26/2012) [-]
Just sunflower oil or something
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