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User avatar #3 - jinjo
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(02/26/2012) [-]
I only got shampoo in my eyes once.

Because of Lorielle ******* shampoo.

''It won't hurt when it goes in your ******* eye man, trust us. ''

As a child, when you are told something defies the laws or reality and the cosmos, you test that ****.

I squirted that ****, right into my eye right from the bottle.

Lorielle basically ******* maced me.

I did the classic cliche 'fall and grab curtains and curtains fll on you'.

Those bitches.
#6 to #3 - sexybarracuda [OP]
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/26/2012) [-]
Those LIARS!!