Sperm Towel. . That awkward moment when you read that a aherm hank paye you OED per ahat and you realize you have a towel worth ). My dad almost forced me to donate sperm, when I was having difficulty finding a job. That was an extremely awkward conversation to be had.
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#12 - traviver (02/25/2012) [-]
My dad almost forced me to donate sperm, when I was having difficulty finding a job.   
That was an extremely awkward conversation to be had.
My dad almost forced me to donate sperm, when I was having difficulty finding a job.
That was an extremely awkward conversation to be had.
User avatar #29 - rileyka (02/26/2012) [-]
I'm a ginger... they don't want my sperm...
#16 - comandopro (02/26/2012) [-]
**comandopro rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Life = ruined ** I think ive seen this post on frontpage a month ago...
User avatar #13 - Panthpreet (02/26/2012) [-]
thats 31 times folkes...
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**trollinhd rolls 32** yes this many times
#1 - waffies (02/25/2012) [-]
Why dont homeless men just go to the bank and jack off all the time?
#20 to #1 - John Cena (02/26/2012) [-]
i know where that is its liverpool woot
dont know the crack head tho
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#2 to #1 - makujensi (02/25/2012) [-]
Because you need a college degree to donate sperm...
Because you need a college degree to donate sperm...
#3 to #2 - swagunlimited (02/25/2012) [-]
**swagunlimited rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Applejack and bloomberg ** why?
#8 to #3 - makujensi (02/25/2012) [-]
Couples who want your sperm babies want to make sure you're not some filthy hobo.
Couples who want your sperm babies want to make sure you're not some filthy hobo.
#9 to #8 - swagunlimited (02/25/2012) [-]
yes but that doesn't matter, because genetics do not change due to enviroment.
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#18 to #2 - John Cena (02/26/2012) [-]
Actually I think you just need to have a certain degree of intelligence, like they won't let dumb people donate, or people with defects, genetic weaknesses, or someone that's under six feet tall. But that's just the expensive sperm banks, most will take basically anybody's sperm, probably not a hobo's though.
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User avatar #19 - HighLitedHelios (02/26/2012) [-]
The contents of my garbage can are worth roughly $6,000. Before taxes, of course.
User avatar #14 - foreveralones (02/26/2012) [-]
my toilet is worth $50000
#45 - rightouslightning (02/26/2012) [-]
I wish i had a solid gold towel
#49 - zaxdachamp (02/26/2012) [-]
1860 divided by 60: 31

24 + 7 = 31

U wank 24/7?
User avatar #50 to #49 - kadabra (02/26/2012) [-]
not sure if super genius or making something of nothing
User avatar #32 - jalthelas (02/26/2012) [-]
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my towel is worth
User avatar #22 - cancerousiguana (02/26/2012) [-]
I carry the gene for Polycystic Kidney Disease so donating sperm for moneyz is out. Feelsbadman.jpg
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User avatar #51 - kadabra (02/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #46 - MakiChan (02/26/2012) [-]
you can get a couple grand for a egg......figure its worth the pain to ge them.......
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#28 - John Cena (02/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #17 - soerd (02/26/2012) [-]
i have a genetic disease and i can't have children without risking them getting it let alone donate sperm. feels bad man.
#15 - John Cena (02/26/2012) [-]
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