Sperm Towel. . That awkward moment when you read that a aherm hank paye you OED per ahat and you realize you have a towel worth ). My dad almost forced me to donate sperm, when I was having difficulty finding a job. That was an extremely awkward conversation to be had.
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#1 - waffies (02/25/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Why dont homeless men just go to the bank and jack off all the time?
#2 to #1 - makujensi (02/25/2012) [-]
Because you need a college degree to donate sperm...
Because you need a college degree to donate sperm...
#12 - traviver (02/25/2012) [-]
My dad almost forced me to donate sperm, when I was having difficulty finding a job.   
That was an extremely awkward conversation to be had.
My dad almost forced me to donate sperm, when I was having difficulty finding a job.
That was an extremely awkward conversation to be had.
User avatar #29 - rileyka (02/26/2012) [-]
I'm a ginger... they don't want my sperm...
#16 - comandopro (02/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**comandopro rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Life = ruined ** I think ive seen this post on frontpage a month ago...
User avatar #13 - Panthpreet (02/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
thats 31 times folkes...
#27 to #13 - trollinhd (02/26/2012) [-]
**trollinhd rolls 32** yes this many times
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#45 - rightouslightning (02/26/2012) [-]
I wish i had a solid gold towel
#49 - zaxdachamp (02/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1860 divided by 60: 31

24 + 7 = 31

U wank 24/7?
User avatar #50 to #49 - kadabra (02/26/2012) [-]
not sure if super genius or making something of nothing
User avatar #19 - HighLitedHelios ONLINE (02/26/2012) [-]
The contents of my garbage can are worth roughly $6,000. Before taxes, of course.
User avatar #14 - foreveralones (02/26/2012) [-]
my toilet is worth $50000
User avatar #32 - jalthelas (02/26/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 8,137**

my towel is worth
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User avatar #22 - cancerousiguana (02/26/2012) [-]
I carry the gene for Polycystic Kidney Disease so donating sperm for moneyz is out. Feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #51 - kadabra (02/26/2012) [-]
**kadabra rolls 445**
User avatar #46 - MakiChan (02/26/2012) [-]
you can get a couple grand for a egg......figure its worth the pain to ge them.......
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#28 - anonymous (02/26/2012) [-]
repost repost repost repost
User avatar #17 - soerd (02/26/2012) [-]
i have a genetic disease and i can't have children without risking them getting it let alone donate sperm. feels bad man.
#15 - anonymous (02/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 60** number of times
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