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#44 - karmakarma (02/25/2012) [-]
Have to suffer the 'I bet all the boys are chasing you so you better do this and that...' talk every single time I see my family. I may convince all of them I am running away to join a convent...
#71 to #44 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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but have your parents warned your about pedobear?
You look under 18 from your picture.
#75 to #71 - karmakarma (02/25/2012) [-]
Maybe....
#82 to #75 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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hmmm pedo means child in latin and so I like child-bear.
Teddy bear's are so nice and cuddly
User avatar #83 to #82 - karmakarma (02/25/2012) [-]
I discussed this the other day. Doesn't 'philia' mean like of? Like of children. Makes sense.
#89 to #83 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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so tell me more about the word "phillia"

I'm quite the karmakarmaphile myself looking at your pic.
#99 to #91 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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My favourite number in Sesame Street was 69. I hope it too was also 69 cos we should totally hang out in my rape....I mean playhouse.
#104 to #99 - karmakarma (02/25/2012) [-]
Touche....
#108 to #104 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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but little did she know, she enjoyed it ;)
#110 to #109 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR A HOT CHICK TO RAPE ME!
Sure I won't feel like "the man" but still counts.

p.s. I've been before raped by a girl on the dance floor who I did not find remotely attractive and it didn't feel good :-(
#117 to #116 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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Fuck it, I didn't stand on top of the buildings just to watch. Time to shine baby!
#129 to #117 - karmakarma (02/25/2012) [-]
Deleted comment.... Okay.
User avatar #131 to #129 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
lol it was a really bad typo that would've make me look retarded
User avatar #133 to #131 - karmakarma (02/25/2012) [-]
I would of deleted to. Typos are fucking annoying.
#136 to #133 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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*'made' instead of 'make'

fucking annoying when I do it again.
Maybe I am retarded but everyone is being paid 50p by my mum to be nice to me.
#128 to #121 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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You get right over here to me this instance, get down on my knees and suck my dick like the little piggy you are!
#390 to #128 - amoussa (03/01/2012) [-]
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<MFW cute chick gives me the seal of win approval sticker
#368 to #128 - amoussa (02/26/2012) [-]
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The amounts of things that I'm going to be doing to you and that sausage!
Guess we'll both be eating out ;)
#134 to #130 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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hmm so where do we begin?
#398 to #135 - amoussa (03/01/2012) [-]
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crack repaved eh? I think I may be able to help with that one ;)
#396 to #135 - amoussa (03/01/2012) [-]
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Hello, this black man's alpha pimp daddy nigger speaking.
#397 to #396 - karmakarma (03/01/2012) [-]
Hello, I seem to have a problem...
#394 to #135 - amoussa (03/01/2012) [-]
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ANYTHING BUT THE RAKE!!!
#395 to #394 - karmakarma (03/01/2012) [-]
Hello, this is black man speaking.
#392 to #135 - amoussa (03/01/2012) [-]
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ahhh fuck me....
#389 to #388 - karmakarma (03/01/2012) [-]
HA the first one. That made me laugh in a room full of people. Ta!
#385 to #135 - amoussa (02/29/2012) [-]
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Thanks for the soap advice.

#383 to #135 - amoussa (02/29/2012) [-]
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it's not me, it's the black guy. He's gonna rape me if you don't show 'em otherwise.
#384 to #383 - karmakarma (02/29/2012) [-]
Don't worry. The soap ALWAYS works.
#378 to #135 - amoussa (02/28/2012) [-]
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Is the answer "Masturbating"?
#376 to #135 - amoussa (02/28/2012) [-]
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I know you are but still ain't stoppin' me
#374 to #135 - amoussa (02/27/2012) [-]
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Looks like I shall be getting some pussy
#375 to #374 - karmakarma (02/28/2012) [-]
Cat pics. (Y)
#372 to #135 - amoussa (02/27/2012) [-]
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THIS SHALL BE FUN
#373 to #371 - karmakarma (02/27/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, in reality...
Meanwhile, in reality...
#369 to #135 - amoussa (02/26/2012) [-]
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The sausage tells me to remove my clothes!
#370 to #369 - karmakarma (02/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#366 to #135 - amoussa (02/26/2012) [-]
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When a man has his duties to tend to (lol duty),
he always takes his shit seriously.
Tis me dressed up as Billie Joe Armstrong.
Not quite Glam Rock but do you need another band member? ;)
#367 to #366 - karmakarma (02/26/2012) [-]
Take the sausage aswell!
#364 to #135 - amoussa (02/26/2012) [-]
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hehe thanks, bulked up a bit since.
What's your next move?
#365 to #364 - karmakarma (02/26/2012) [-]
Why so serious?
#360 to #135 - amoussa (02/26/2012) [-]
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the bowels of my stomach watches you!
User avatar #362 to #360 - karmakarma (02/26/2012) [-]
You're slim....
#361 to #360 - amoussa (02/26/2012) [-]
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#356 to #135 - amoussa (02/26/2012) [-]
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I'm waiting........
#355 to #135 - amoussa (02/26/2012) [-]
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I SHALL FIGHT AND GIVE MY ANUS TO THE RAPING SIR!
#353 to #135 - amoussa (02/26/2012) [-]
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GIVE ME YOUR WORST YOU DIRTY SEXY BITCH!
#188 to #135 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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and thus, my anus and HIV-free level was saved. Thanks to the black child under my bed who was suspected of being his bastard child.

You know what they say, if magic must defeat magic, then negro must defeat negro.

Thus, this was the happy ending of a touching tale of how Karmakarma transformed back in her hot usual self (mmmm boobs) and got down on amoussa and they had hot passionate sex.
#173 to #135 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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So what do ya say then?
#179 to #173 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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before you turn into a black man, let me dress up as a cop during our foreplay and let me hang a lot of job applications on the wall.
#168 to #135 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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and I call this one, the "I am well fucking serious" dance!
#172 to #168 - karmakarma (02/25/2012) [-]
It's true. I turn in to a black man and everything.
#155 to #135 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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so what are you waiting for!
#150 to #135 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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Guess I must go back in time to get my bock sucked and for you to play with my little pee pee
#139 to #135 - amoussa (02/25/2012) [-]
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I like where this is going? This is actually turning me on, no joke.
You are actually really hot by the way, no kidding.
#141 to #139 - karmakarma (02/25/2012) [-]
Perfect pic for your comment! But... The convent needs me.
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