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File z ( 196 KB, 479x330, BEASTMEN) E. png)
2 be 17
2 meet cute girl at friend' s party
2 she' s all war me for spme reason
2 spme ofthe stuff she says seems sketchy, like looking for a soulmate and ****
2 whatever, she has great tits and drunk as balls
2 **** yeah she starts making out with me
2 we look for spme privacy
2 yeah seems fine
2 gives me a
2 takes off her panties and says she wants it
2 we start to ****
2 pretty tight, not a virgin but watery **** is cash
2 start slamming her
2 she wraps her legs around me and begs me to cum inside
2 not sure iswant
2 she says she' s the pill
2 ******** . jpg
2 splort inside, feels good man
2 after I pull out she starts back into her *****
2 seems hot but I' m like wat
2 she tells me she was lying about being the pill
2 wants to get pregnant SC) I' ll stay with
2 I flip the **** out
2 Enter BEASTMAN) E
2 Hit her in the stomach with a lightning screw uppercut
2 It crits her uterus SC) hard it bursts
2 She starts throwing up bleed
2 I autoshare into a sick 45 hit combo
2 She smashes through the wall and onto spme people at the party
2 Channel my into HS Final Crusher Blast
2 Obliterates the house
2 No sunrise's
2 1200 , Style Skill Damage
2 **** given rating C). / o
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Submitted: 02/23/2012
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User avatar #156 - jokervsbat (02/24/2012) [-]
>me around 7
>father was a drinker
>one night he goes off crazier than usual
>he tries to attack mum
>mommy gets the kitchen knife
>dad doesn't like that
>he takes the knife to her and slaughters her
>me watching all along
>then he comes to me with the knife
>"Why so serious?"
>he sticks the blade in my mouth
>"Let's put a smile on that face!"
>now I'm a evil scarface super-criminal around 30
>I see the funny side
>now I'm always smiling
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#150 - lazaman (02/24/2012) [-]
See.. now this is why we have wire coat hangers...
See.. now this is why we have wire coat hangers...
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#148 - anonymous (02/24/2012) [-]
Best story ever.
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WHY
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the dog's bollocks.
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> Dick still out. I ain't even mad.
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