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lawling all the time again. if pro is the opposite of con, if progress of the opposite of congress?. NUMBER How does every Black Joke start? By looking over you

if pro is the opposite of con, if progress of the opposite of congress?

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How does every Black Joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
A black man takes a girl home from
a nightclub. She says "show me it' s
true what they say about black
so he stabbed her & stole her
purse.
A Frenchman walks into a library
and asks tor a book on war.
The librarian replies., " **** off.
you' ll lose it."
My parents were never the most
supportive. often saying "why cant
you be more like your sated?"
I wouldn' t have minded, but my
sister died in childbirth.
How stupid are Christians.
First they think there ma God, and
then they think they will get sex
after marriage.
What' s
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hardon?
I' m not racist. Racism is a crime
and crime is tor black people..
it there is a good time to pay
attention. it is while typing
Grandfather clocks"
into an image search.
I always call out my wife' s name
during sex.
Just to make sure she' s not around.
I was ******* my girlfriend last
night and, after cumming,
I rolled over.
She was not impressed and said,
How about finishing me off now?"
so I smothered her with my pillow.
This Joke is like a rapist. it' s going
to score whether you like it or not.
I was at a once in a lifetime
corporate hospitality at a premier
football game and I got an urgent
call from the wife saying her mum' s
been hit by a bus and has only
hours to live.
Fifteen minutes later. I' m at the
hospital and the wife' s hugging me.
Thanksyou darling. I' m so sorry
you' ll miss your football."
Don' t worry. love. I wouldn' t miss
this - I' m taping it and I' ll watch it
later."
God knows why she got so upset
when I started setting up the
camcorder.
At a recent Job interview:
What would you consider to be your
main weaknesses and strengths?
allele my main weakness would be
my issues with reality, telling
what' s real from what' s not.
And your strengths?
I' m Batman.
Damn clocks changing. I was
half an hour early for work this
morning.
My wife put a dent in my car
backing out the garage
this morning.
The tat bitch needs to start looking
where she' s walking.
A man walks up to a woman in a
bar and says. "You' re going to get
laid tonight".
A bit surprised. she asks,
Really? How do you know that?
Are you psychic?"
No, I' m Just stronger than you."
My wife said that closely
resembles a Tic Tac.
She was proud of her remark -
until I asked her why her sister still
had bad breath.
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#16 - thehobgobbler (02/23/2012) [-]
**thehobgobbler rolls 92** whats black on top and white on the bottom?



rape
User avatar #78 to #60 - jamesisawesome (02/24/2012) [-]
*Blackula
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#222 - bluengiant **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#218 - giustobuffo (02/24/2012) [-]
Parrot joke
#188 - krazykarl (02/24/2012) [-]
~Sickipedia again~

Didn't help myself in court yesterday..
I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
#190 to #188 - krazykarl (02/24/2012) [-]
After nearly breaking my neck on a pair of bright pink roller skates on the stairs, I shouted at my son, "Are these yours?!"
He said, "Well, obviously they're not mine."
"Oh yeah, of course they aren't," I replied. Then laughed at him in his little wheelchair.

I just saw my daughter playing with her vibrator.
Three nights of peeking through the keyhole has finally paid off.
#191 to #190 - krazykarl (02/24/2012) [-]
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."
But she did.

I was going to be Caylee Anthony for Halloween this year until I realized my mom would kill me.
#193 to #191 - krazykarl (02/24/2012) [-]
My wife just said, "It's your turn next, what do you want for Father's Day?"
"A blowjob" I replied.
"Ha-ha, but what do you want from your daughter?"
I am sick to death of repeating myself to that woman.

My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance.
It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
#194 to #193 - krazykarl (02/24/2012) [-]
Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery?
Or just mine.

So black ice is more dangerous and more likely to cause us harm than normal ice...
Surprise Surprise.

I've got 99 problems but being black ain't one
#195 to #194 - krazykarl (02/24/2012) [-]
Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan.
I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy or an abortion.

Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?
Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating.
#235 - malizlewaa (02/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

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#241 to #235 - tomcattermole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#163 to #161 - shadowrated (02/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Oh god, I'm looking at what I just made
This **** is gonna cause nightmares...

#87 - ConvictJ (02/24/2012) [-]
I'm not racist, I have a colored television
#94 to #87 - akamu (02/24/2012) [-]
Not anymore
#200 to #94 - akamu (02/24/2012) [-]
Can you believe that is the only picture I could find of a black man stealing a tv
User avatar #216 to #200 - fernand (02/24/2012) [-]
Maybe you had more but this one stole those too
User avatar #228 to #200 - kaitheguy (02/24/2012) [-]
maybe because they blend in with the night too well to be caught
#49 - livboy (02/24/2012) [-]
...familiar?
#142 - krazygamer (02/24/2012) [-]
I liked this one
User avatar #155 to #142 - killeroftime (02/24/2012) [-]
Made me LOL too.
User avatar #84 - belphegor (02/24/2012) [-]
I'm not racist..... I hate all races equally
#58 - anon (02/24/2012) [-]
The vibrator one is saying that she doesn't own a vibrator, but she's going to get AA batteries to hit the spots her husband can't reach, implying a AA battery is bigger than his penis.

You're welcome :)
#242 - enlil (02/24/2012) [-]
mfw the tweezers joke
#215 - theblacknigger (02/24/2012) [-]
Winning.
Winning.
#158 - girlnamedrandy (02/24/2012) [-]
Gave me a feel..
#124 - memeextreme (02/24/2012) [-]
yeah..
yeah..
#93 - ergexgo (02/24/2012) [-]
scroll from the top to the bottom and back up repeatedly, i'm sure you'll like it :D
#111 to #109 - ergexgo (02/24/2012) [-]
i like it!
#141 to #111 - anon (02/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #113 to #111 - nuclearnoodle (02/24/2012) [-]
Have you seen asdfmovie?
User avatar #115 to #113 - ergexgo (02/24/2012) [-]
yeah but i didnt think to get that picture :L why doesnt tomska make more???
User avatar #116 to #115 - nuclearnoodle (02/24/2012) [-]
Ask him yourself? I don't know :P
User avatar #117 to #116 - ergexgo (02/24/2012) [-]
but what if he doesnt reply ._. i could never live with myself
User avatar #119 to #118 - ergexgo (02/24/2012) [-]
tomska does not approve!
ohh wait.. nvm.. :'(
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