lawling all the time again. if pro is the opposite of con, if progress of the opposite of congress?. NUMBER How does every Black Joke start? By looking over you LAWLING all day

lawling all the time again

if pro is the opposite of con, if progress of the opposite of congress?

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How does every Black Joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
A black man takes a girl home from
a nightclub. She says "show me it' s
true what they say about black
so he stabbed her & stole her
A Frenchman walks into a library
and asks tor a book on war.
The librarian replies., " **** off.
you' ll lose it."
My parents were never the most
supportive. often saying "why cant
you be more like your sated?"
I wouldn' t have minded, but my
sister died in childbirth.
How stupid are Christians.
First they think there ma God, and
then they think they will get sex
after marriage.
What' s
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I' m not racist. Racism is a crime
and crime is tor black people..
it there is a good time to pay
attention. it is while typing
Grandfather clocks"
into an image search.
I always call out my wife' s name
during sex.
Just to make sure she' s not around.
I was ******* my girlfriend last
night and, after cumming,
I rolled over.
She was not impressed and said,
How about finishing me off now?"
so I smothered her with my pillow.
This Joke is like a rapist. it' s going
to score whether you like it or not.
I was at a once in a lifetime
corporate hospitality at a premier
football game and I got an urgent
call from the wife saying her mum' s
been hit by a bus and has only
hours to live.
Fifteen minutes later. I' m at the
hospital and the wife' s hugging me.
Thanksyou darling. I' m so sorry
you' ll miss your football."
Don' t worry. love. I wouldn' t miss
this - I' m taping it and I' ll watch it
God knows why she got so upset
when I started setting up the
At a recent Job interview:
What would you consider to be your
main weaknesses and strengths?
allele my main weakness would be
my issues with reality, telling
what' s real from what' s not.
And your strengths?
I' m Batman.
Damn clocks changing. I was
half an hour early for work this
My wife put a dent in my car
backing out the garage
this morning.
The tat bitch needs to start looking
where she' s walking.
A man walks up to a woman in a
bar and says. "You' re going to get
laid tonight".
A bit surprised. she asks,
Really? How do you know that?
Are you psychic?"
No, I' m Just stronger than you."
My wife said that closely
resembles a Tic Tac.
She was proud of her remark -
until I asked her why her sister still
had bad breath.
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#26 - zabreenah (02/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#27 to #26 - zabreenah (02/23/2012) [-]
Still a repost though
#60 - youcame (02/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#87 - ConvictJ (02/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm not racist, I have a colored television
#94 to #87 - akamu (02/24/2012) [-]
Not anymore
#16 - thehobgobbler (02/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**thehobgobbler rolls 92** whats black on top and white on the bottom?

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#235 - malizlewaa (02/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#188 - krazykarl (02/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
~Sickipedia again~

Didn't help myself in court yesterday..
I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
#218 - giustobuffo (02/24/2012) [-]
Parrot joke
#45 - pwnthatbetch (02/24/2012) [+] (10 replies)
HEY its the Sahara desert, north africa doesn't have any *******
#1 - uniqueusernames (02/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #5 to #1 - haker (02/23/2012) [-]
probably cause u cant
#219 - lordmuffin (02/24/2012) [-]
This is awesome
This is awesome
#202 - suponion (02/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#161 - shadowrated (02/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#40 - alexsommers (02/24/2012) [-]
everyone googled grandfather clocks just in case
#257 - strychnine (02/24/2012) [+] (30 replies)
**strychnine rolls 72**
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User avatar #46 - icanhazrape (02/24/2012) [-]
I think anyone that can take over a plane with a pair of tweezers; could take it over without the tweezers
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