lawling all the time again. if pro is the opposite of con, if progress of the opposite of congress?. NUMBER How does every Black Joke start? By looking over you LAWLING all day
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lawling all the time again. if pro is the opposite of con, if progress of the opposite of congress?. NUMBER How does every Black Joke start? By looking over you

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How does every Black Joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
A black man takes a girl home from
a nightclub. She says "show me it' s
true what they say about black
so he stabbed her & stole her
A Frenchman walks into a library
and asks tor a book on war.
The librarian replies., "Fuck off.
you' ll lose it."
My parents were never the most
supportive. often saying "why cant
you be more like your sated?"
I wouldn' t have minded, but my
sister died in childbirth.
How stupid are Christians.
First they think there ma God, and
then they think they will get sex
after marriage.
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I' m not racist. Racism is a crime
and crime is tor black people..
it there is a good time to pay
attention. it is while typing
Grandfather clocks"
into an image search.
I always call out my wife' s name
during sex.
Just to make sure she' s not around.
I was fucking my girlfriend last
night and, after cumming,
I rolled over.
She was not impressed and said,
How about finishing me off now?"
so I smothered her with my pillow.
This Joke is like a rapist. it' s going
to score whether you like it or not.
I was at a once in a lifetime
corporate hospitality at a premier
football game and I got an urgent
call from the wife saying her mum' s
been hit by a bus and has only
hours to live.
Fifteen minutes later. I' m at the
hospital and the wife' s hugging me.
Thanksyou darling. I' m so sorry
you' ll miss your football."
Don' t worry. love. I wouldn' t miss
this - I' m taping it and I' ll watch it
God knows why she got so upset
when I started setting up the
At a recent Job interview:
What would you consider to be your
main weaknesses and strengths?
allele my main weakness would be
my issues with reality, telling
what' s real from what' s not.
And your strengths?
I' m Batman.
Damn clocks changing. I was
half an hour early for work this
My wife put a dent in my car
backing out the garage
this morning.
The tat bitch needs to start looking
where she' s walking.
A man walks up to a woman in a
bar and says. "You' re going to get
laid tonight".
A bit surprised. she asks,
Really? How do you know that?
Are you psychic?"
No, I' m Just stronger than you."
My wife said that closely
resembles a Tic Tac.
She was proud of her remark -
until I asked her why her sister still
had bad breath.
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#26 - zabreenah
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#27 to #26 - zabreenah
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Still a repost though
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#39 to #27 - dragonbgone
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This was funnier than the content. Made me ******* laugh.
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#87 - ConvictJ
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I'm not racist, I have a colored television
#94 to #87 - akamu
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Not anymore
#200 to #94 - akamu
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Can you believe that is the only picture I could find of a black man stealing a tv
User avatar #216 to #200 - fernand
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Maybe you had more but this one stole those too
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maybe because they blend in with the night too well to be caught
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**thehobgobbler rolls 92** whats black on top and white on the bottom?

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#188 - krazykarl
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~Sickipedia again~

Didn't help myself in court yesterday..
I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
#190 to #188 - krazykarl
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After nearly breaking my neck on a pair of bright pink roller skates on the stairs, I shouted at my son, "Are these yours?!"
He said, "Well, obviously they're not mine."
"Oh yeah, of course they aren't," I replied. Then laughed at him in his little wheelchair.

I just saw my daughter playing with her vibrator.
Three nights of peeking through the keyhole has finally paid off.
#191 to #190 - krazykarl
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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."
But she did.

I was going to be Caylee Anthony for Halloween this year until I realized my mom would kill me.
#193 to #191 - krazykarl
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My wife just said, "It's your turn next, what do you want for Father's Day?"
"A blowjob" I replied.
"Ha-ha, but what do you want from your daughter?"
I am sick to death of repeating myself to that woman.

My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance.
It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
#194 to #193 - krazykarl
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Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery?
Or just mine.

So black ice is more dangerous and more likely to cause us harm than normal ice...
Surprise Surprise.

I've got 99 problems but being black ain't one
#195 to #194 - krazykarl
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Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan.
I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy or an abortion.

Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?
Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating.