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How does every Black Joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
A black man takes a girl home from
a nightclub. She says "show me it' s
true what they say about black
so he stabbed her & stole her
A Frenchman walks into a library
and asks tor a book on war.
The librarian replies., "Fuck off.
you' ll lose it."
My parents were never the most
supportive. often saying "why cant
you be more like your sated?"
I wouldn' t have minded, but my
sister died in childbirth.
How stupid are Christians.
First they think there ma God, and
then they think they will get sex
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I' m not racist. Racism is a crime
and crime is tor black people..
it there is a good time to pay
attention. it is while typing
into an image search.
I always call out my wife' s name
Just to make sure she' s not around.
I was fucking my girlfriend last
night and, after cumming,
I rolled over.
She was not impressed and said,
How about finishing me off now?"
so I smothered her with my pillow.
This Joke is like a rapist. it' s going
to score whether you like it or not.
I was at a once in a lifetime
corporate hospitality at a premier
football game and I got an urgent
call from the wife saying her mum' s
been hit by a bus and has only
hours to live.
Fifteen minutes later. I' m at the
hospital and the wife' s hugging me.
Thanksyou darling. I' m so sorry
you' ll miss your football."
Don' t worry. love. I wouldn' t miss
this - I' m taping it and I' ll watch it
God knows why she got so upset
when I started setting up the
At a recent Job interview:
What would you consider to be your
main weaknesses and strengths?
allele my main weakness would be
my issues with reality, telling
what' s real from what' s not.
And your strengths?
I' m Batman.
Damn clocks changing. I was
half an hour early for work this
My wife put a dent in my car
backing out the garage
The tat bitch needs to start looking
where she' s walking.
A man walks up to a woman in a
bar and says. "You' re going to get
A bit surprised. she asks,
Really? How do you know that?
Are you psychic?"
No, I' m Just stronger than you."
My wife said that closely
resembles a Tic Tac.
She was proud of her remark -
until I asked her why her sister still
had bad breath.