lawling all day. why does a ship carry cargo, but a car carries a shipment??. People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama i
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lawling all day

lawling all day. why does a ship carry cargo, but a car carries a shipment??. People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama i

why does a ship carry cargo, but a car carries a shipment??

People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama ions:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the Xbox.
I don' t think she has any games tor
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
Statistically... 9 out of to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
Boy will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "MY. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN!"
Kinky bitch.
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User avatar #7 - TheOneKing (02/23/2012) [-]
I was raped last night

I wonder which of the 9 guys didn't enjoy it
#533 to #7 - wellplayed (02/23/2012) [-]
I just got a raging clue
#143 to #60 - flamerun (02/23/2012) [-]
OH YEAH!!!
OH YEAH!!!
#149 - xsynysterx (02/23/2012) [-]
My 12 year old son was pissed off with me because I told him what happens in the film he was watching.

I was right though, he did cum on her face.
#15 - frenshsik (02/23/2012) [-]
Thumb for you my good sir.
May you deliver some more ?
Would be really appreciated
User avatar #51 to #15 - popebenedict (02/23/2012) [-]
www.sickipedia.org/ - The site where all of these are from. OP didn't give credit.
#64 to #51 - frenshsik (02/23/2012) [-]
Oh thanks
#310 to #51 - beefymuffin (02/23/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...
where OP really got them from

User avatar #330 to #310 - haydenk (02/23/2012) [-]
:O
Thank you for alerting us. I shall revoke my thumb from this post immediately.
But I'm going to keep it favourited because it's ******* hilarious.
User avatar #332 to #330 - beefymuffin (02/23/2012) [-]
just doing my job lol
User avatar #585 - mrfourtysevenman (02/23/2012) [-]
**mrfourtysevenman rolls 007**
User avatar #590 to #585 - codeboy (02/23/2012) [-]
**codeboy rolls 4** here, maybe i can help
#597 to #590 - codeboy (02/23/2012) [-]
or not, here lol take this
User avatar #607 to #597 - mrfourtysevenman (02/23/2012) [-]
**mrfourtysevenman rolls 985**
see he gets it
User avatar #592 to #590 - mrfourtysevenman (02/23/2012) [-]
**mrfourtysevenman rolls 330**
already tolled 007
User avatar #600 to #592 - codeboy (02/23/2012) [-]
You just might be... Bond..... James Bond....
User avatar #593 to #592 - mrfourtysevenman (02/23/2012) [-]
*rolled
User avatar #50 - popebenedict (02/23/2012) [-]
Sickipedia - The world's biggest collection of sick jokes... That's where all of these are from.
User avatar #326 to #50 - beefymuffin (02/23/2012) [-]
He actually got them from this guy
xhybridsoldier
funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...
but yes they are originally from sickipedia
User avatar #88 to #50 - marcuss ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
so ? im too lazy to search all this **** thats why come here to laugh
#120 to #50 - Sgtlollipop (02/23/2012) [-]
just hearing about this site instantly makes me go to hell?
#513 - McCauleyc (02/23/2012) [-]
This guy comes into a bar, no, wait, it was a horse.    
So this guy comes into a horse...
This guy comes into a bar, no, wait, it was a horse.
So this guy comes into a horse...
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User avatar #91 - vizzrecked (02/23/2012) [-]
Yesterday guys I was involved in a gang rape... yup I raped the entire gang ;)
User avatar #4 - tellybear (02/23/2012) [-]
I thought it was clever that the ginger one was in orange but then got a little worried when the gang rape one was brown...
#13 - moketu (02/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#414 - arvali (02/23/2012) [-]
Hahaha! See you in hell guys!
#364 - craazhy (02/23/2012) [-]
No one ever gets caught doing anything the first time? Brb.
No one ever gets caught doing anything the first time? Brb.
#328 - beanizarchie (02/23/2012) [-]
Very good post. We need more like this!
pic unrelated
User avatar #331 to #328 - beefymuffin (02/23/2012) [-]
we already had 6 like this
funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...
User avatar #335 to #331 - beanizarchie (02/23/2012) [-]
Aww man :( I hadn't seen it last time. Guess I'm taking my thumb back now.... That sucks. Why do people gotta go that **** Dx
User avatar #349 to #335 - ravarshi (02/23/2012) [-]
because people will always bitch and whine, give the man his thumb. **** the person who said it's a repost. 90% of the internet is reposts.

(if you are offended beefy, tell your significant other, cuz i could care less, this is the internet...)
User avatar #44 - thesilence (02/23/2012) [-]
As seen on Sickipedia.
#59 - pyrelord (02/23/2012) [-]
I'm a ginger, To tell the truth I've always wondered why boomerangs seemed so awesome.
#47 - anon (02/23/2012) [-]
All these jokes are from sickipedia. Give credit you **** .
#220 - origommi (02/23/2012) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Clowns **
#231 to #220 - ninaf (02/23/2012) [-]
**ninaf rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at What they like... ** surprisingly relevant
#238 to #220 - lolzordz (02/23/2012) [-]
sorry guise
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