lawling all day. why does a ship carry cargo, but a car carries a shipment??. People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama i
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lawling all day

why does a ship carry cargo, but a car carries a shipment??

People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama ions:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the Xbox.
I don' t think she has any games tor
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
Statistically... 9 out of to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
Boy will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "MY. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN!"
Kinky bitch.
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User avatar #7 - TheOneKing (02/23/2012) [+] (16 replies)
I was raped last night

I wonder which of the 9 guys didn't enjoy it
#15 - frenshsik (02/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Thumb for you my good sir.
May you deliver some more ?
Would be really appreciated
User avatar #4 - tellybear (02/23/2012) [-]
I thought it was clever that the ginger one was in orange but then got a little worried when the gang rape one was brown...
#5 - zachdapedo (02/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
lol im posting this on fb

#9 to #5 - jakols (02/23/2012) [-]
f*** you, and you facebook.
f*** you, and you facebook.
#350 - knightguy (02/23/2012) [+] (17 replies)
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#149 - xsynysterx (02/23/2012) [-]
My 12 year old son was pissed off with me because I told him what happens in the film he was watching.

I was right though, he did cum on her face.
#101 - anon (02/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#47 - anon (02/23/2012) [-]
All these jokes are from sickipedia. Give credit you **** .
User avatar #585 - mrfourtysevenman (02/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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#261 - krazykarl (02/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Yo dawg I heard you like Sickipedia.

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.
#263 to #261 - krazykarl (02/23/2012) [-]
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

I have blue eyes. I got them from my father.
My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.
#117 - ICanThePowerr (02/23/2012) [-]
Isn't the immigrant & sperm joke wrong though?
Saying but only one will work is incorrect. They get jobs the moment they step foot in the country.
It's ******* that don't do **** .
User avatar #50 - popebenedict (02/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Sickipedia - The world's biggest collection of sick jokes... That's where all of these are from.
#513 - McCauleyc (02/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This guy comes into a bar, no, wait, it was a horse.    
So this guy comes into a horse...
This guy comes into a bar, no, wait, it was a horse.
So this guy comes into a horse...
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