lawling all day. why does a ship carry cargo, but a car carries a shipment??. People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama i lawling all day why does a ship carry cargo but car carries shipment?? People are too soft these days The other I was telling someone few " mama i
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lawling all day. why does a ship carry cargo, but a car carries a shipment??. People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama i

why does a ship carry cargo, but a car carries a shipment??

People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama ions:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the Xbox.
I don' t think she has any games tor
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
Statistically... 9 out of to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
Boy will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "MY. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN!"
Kinky bitch.
...
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#7 - TheOneKing
Reply +370
(02/23/2012) [-]
I was raped last night

I wonder which of the 9 guys didn't enjoy it
#533 to #7 - wellplayed
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(02/23/2012) [-]
I just got a raging clue
#424 to #7 - mrkittens
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#60 to #7 - grapeman
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(02/23/2012) [-]
#143 to #60 - flamerun
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(02/23/2012) [-]
OH YEAH!!!
OH YEAH!!!
#15 - frenshsik
Reply +76
(02/23/2012) [-]
Thumb for you my good sir.
May you deliver some more ?
Would be really appreciated
#51 to #15 - popebenedict
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(02/23/2012) [-]
www.sickipedia.org/ - The site where all of these are from. OP didn't give credit.
#64 to #51 - frenshsik
Reply +26
(02/23/2012) [-]
Oh thanks
#311 to #64 - lolzersauce
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#421 to #311 - frenshsik
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#310 to #51 - beefymuffin
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(02/23/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_picture...
where OP really got them from

#330 to #310 - haydenk
Reply +4
(02/23/2012) [-]
:O
Thank you for alerting us. I shall revoke my thumb from this post immediately.
But I'm going to keep it favourited because it's ******* hilarious.
#332 to #330 - beefymuffin
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(02/23/2012) [-]
just doing my job lol
#4 - tellybear
Reply +53
(02/23/2012) [-]
I thought it was clever that the ginger one was in orange but then got a little worried when the gang rape one was brown...
#5 - zachdapedo
Reply -123
(02/23/2012) [-]
lol im posting this on fb

#6 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(02/23/2012) [-]
Hey faggot. I will eat you

-The narwhal!!!
#25 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(02/23/2012) [-]
good way to get -94 thumbs
#31 to #5 - cartmananalprobe
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(02/23/2012) [-]
According to your thumb counter, you have 99 problems.
#17 to #5 - astrophylousa
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#10 to #5 - zachariahh
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(02/23/2012) [-]
You bring disgrace to the name Zach. Remove yourself from FJ.
#9 to #5 - jakols
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(02/23/2012) [-]
f*** you, and you facebook.
f*** you, and you facebook.
#24 - zerokelvin
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#350 - knightguy
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#367 to #350 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 965**
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**kiwii rolls 262**
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**dubtastic rolls 083**
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**lordmoldywart rolls 581**
#539 to #350 - avyon
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**avyon rolls tree.fiddy**
#540 to #539 - avyon
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**avyon rolls 825** but seriously
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**darkeco rolls 966**
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**the ghost rolls 468**
#358 to #357 - the ghost
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**the ghost rolls 0** How much of that i'll give you

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**siredvard rolls 421**
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#382 to #350 - knightguy
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(02/23/2012) [-]
idk who thumbed u guys down but i thumb ya back up
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#149 - xsynysterx
Reply +23
(02/23/2012) [-]
My 12 year old son was pissed off with me because I told him what happens in the film he was watching.

I was right though, he did cum on her face.
#502 - thatsmrnoob
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