Another normal day at /b/. I found this at 4chan, obviously. I hope you enjoy it, as much as I did.. Cl Anonnymous ' ) Ntk' mad is in army memes back hem his to Another normal day at /b/ I found this 4chan obviously hope you enjoy it as much did Cl Anonnymous ' ) Ntk' mad is in army memes back hem his to
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Another normal day at /b/

 
Another normal day at /b/. I found this at 4chan, obviously. I hope you enjoy it, as much as I did.. Cl Anonnymous ' ) Ntk' mad is in army memes back hem his to

I found this at 4chan, obviously. I hope you enjoy it, as much as I did.

Cl Anonnymous ' ) Ntk'
mad is in army
memes back hem his tour
throught me a fortnight' s worth of MRE' s to eat
mite whole week into eating nothing but MRE' s. have to shit bad it' s like an anal apocalypse has set course fer my butthole
eating fer a week.. been ever 120 hours since I last shit
amother and father are concerned
st ask . I desperately at this point
mad gees out and buys me an enema
we fucking pissed. den' t understand heite use it
suecide it' s time
we into the big family bathroom, lock the deer
Hit down, spread my cheeks with my hands and push
ait' s not Deming out
ait' s like a fucking Howitzer shell trapped between the headspace inf a plumbing pipe already sewn shut with fecal matter
rthis becomes a life er death situation
tbagin clawing my butthole apart in a desperate attempt to break the massive turd inte segments
eat this point my asshole has stretched to the size Ma pickletoe lid, seeturd has still not met its time to
mmy hands are seen covered in blood, shed hem my virgin asshole
rd begin crying and swearing at the enormous. turd stuck in my ass
almost as a dam has burst
mmy anus literally turns into a wormhole bringing ferth a cacophony of Lovecraftian hearers hem beyond the veil inhuman understanding
with the fierce aften million explosions, what could only be described as warm, liquid bloody fecal matter sprays all ever my hands. legs, toilet and back
rd lie devastated in a pool illiquid shit with the bathroom deer legated
tthe smell is unbearable
mad literally kicks down the deer and drags me out
he almost halfa month duede my ass left in unrecognizable condition
append my time shellshocked, feeling like a victim ofthe most violent rape ever known man
Arid that is why I havent touched an ME in three was
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Views: 16105 Submitted: 02/22/2012