Another normal day at /b/. I found this at 4chan, obviously. I hope you enjoy it, as much as I did.. Cl Anonnymous ' ) Ntk' mad is in army memes back hem his to Another normal day at /b/ I found this 4chan obviously hope you enjoy it as much did Cl Anonnymous ' ) Ntk' mad is in army memes back hem his to
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Another normal day at /b/. I found this at 4chan, obviously. I hope you enjoy it, as much as I did.. Cl Anonnymous ' ) Ntk' mad is in army memes back hem his to

I found this at 4chan, obviously. I hope you enjoy it, as much as I did.

Cl Anonnymous ' ) Ntk'
mad is in army
memes back hem his tour
throught me a fortnight' s worth of MRE' s to eat
mite whole week into eating nothing but MRE' s. have to shit bad it' s like an anal apocalypse has set course fer my butthole
eating fer a week.. been ever 120 hours since I last shit
amother and father are concerned
st ask . I desperately at this point
mad gees out and buys me an enema
we fucking pissed. den' t understand heite use it
suecide it' s time
we into the big family bathroom, lock the deer
Hit down, spread my cheeks with my hands and push
ait' s not Deming out
ait' s like a fucking Howitzer shell trapped between the headspace inf a plumbing pipe already sewn shut with fecal matter
rthis becomes a life er death situation
tbagin clawing my butthole apart in a desperate attempt to break the massive turd inte segments
eat this point my asshole has stretched to the size Ma pickletoe lid, seeturd has still not met its time to
mmy hands are seen covered in blood, shed hem my virgin asshole
rd begin crying and swearing at the enormous. turd stuck in my ass
almost as a dam has burst
mmy anus literally turns into a wormhole bringing ferth a cacophony of Lovecraftian hearers hem beyond the veil inhuman understanding
with the fierce aften million explosions, what could only be described as warm, liquid bloody fecal matter sprays all ever my hands. legs, toilet and back
rd lie devastated in a pool illiquid shit with the bathroom deer legated
tthe smell is unbearable
mad literally kicks down the deer and drags me out
he almost halfa month duede my ass left in unrecognizable condition
append my time shellshocked, feeling like a victim ofthe most violent rape ever known man
Arid that is why I havent touched an ME in three was
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - fewjarhead
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(02/22/2012) [-]
Go to basic training in 5 days

I have to eat MRE's almost the whole time.

mfw reading this
User avatar #27 - ssfrenchfry
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(02/23/2012) [-]
im sitting in my schools office where im supposed to be doing an online class. i somehow managed to keep a poker face while reading this and laughing my ass off inside my head. the principal asked if i was having an aneurysm.
#28 to #27 - pizzasoup
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(02/23/2012) [-]
"No, sir, I'm fine. ...Really."
User avatar #29 to #28 - ssfrenchfry
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(02/23/2012) [-]
yeah. basically.
User avatar #31 - mintmaddness
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(02/23/2012) [-]
"Wormhole bringing forth a cacophony of lovecraftian horrors" Literally one of the funniest things I've heard in years
#34 - mrchrist
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #2 - oogaman
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(02/22/2012) [-]
But /b/ has a red background.
#4 to #2 - fitzmanjt
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(02/22/2012) [-]
lrn2YotsubaBnewfag
User avatar #37 to #4 - stockyzeus
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(02/23/2012) [-]
it's not /b/, newfag. look at the post number. /b/ has much higher numbers than that. it's definitely a different board.
#73 to #37 - fitzmanjt
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(02/24/2012) [-]
i didnt say it was /b/
User avatar #58 - neoncookie
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(02/23/2012) [-]
does anyone have any other funny 4chan posts like this. One were they use like over the top vocab and stuff
#66 to #58 - terravamp
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Dat profile pic.   
Hollywood Undead.   
No. 5   
   
   
That is all.
Dat profile pic.
Hollywood Undead.
No. 5


That is all.
User avatar #67 to #66 - neoncookie
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Young
That is all
#70 to #67 - anon id: fb4187b2
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(02/23/2012) [-]
HU is amazing either way :D
#68 to #67 - terravamp
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(02/23/2012) [-]
AWOLnation.
That is all.
#71 to #68 - anon id: fb4187b2
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(02/23/2012) [-]
poop on you
#38 - majorphoenix
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(02/23/2012) [-]
**majorphoenix rolled a random image posted in comment #2259129 at FJ Pony Thread ** I'm sitting in the back of my international business class trying not to laugh my ass off. My Russian professor keeps looking at me like   
   
   
"are you retarded"
**majorphoenix rolled a random image posted in comment #2259129 at FJ Pony Thread ** I'm sitting in the back of my international business class trying not to laugh my ass off. My Russian professor keeps looking at me like


"are you retarded"
User avatar #36 - bananaananas
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(02/23/2012) [-]
what the hell is MRE??

so I can.. um.. stay.. away from it?.. yes stay away.
#25 - anthonyh
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(02/23/2012) [-]
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