Fictitious Fred. cReddit -.-. WHEN . ll, lululul Me, strolling tst' 'lofl" ' dlls summer' s I could call my friend... he lives right up the street... he' s got  fakk tags
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WHEN . ll, lululul
Me, strolling tst' 'lofl" ' dlls
summer' s
I could call my friend...
he lives right up the street...
he' s got my money
he would bring
evening,
m. BETTAH
N) BE QUICK
DOH
ONE
Ijl] SEVEN
SECONDS LINER...
s it geing... safaei, I could
really use your HELP... |' m being MUGGED
at the corner of Herp and 23rd Street... |
need you to bring my money. Thanks."
Yoo
ll UAR MY
MI? FREE!
ll OOPS’?
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #12 - laxandlolz
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(02/22/2012) [-]
Why didn't you just hit him over the head with the nokia?
#14 to #12 - thatoldhorse
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#395 to #14 - krunoking
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#444 to #395 - soarinbolt **User deleted account**
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#445 to #444 - chimpwithalimp
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(02/23/2012) [-]
He said "or throw it at him lol"
#446 to #445 - soarinbolt **User deleted account**
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#415 to #14 - davve
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#440 to #415 - anon id: 9e71d1ab
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Did anybody ever notice that ALWAYS on the top comment, somebody makes a dumbass comment, and always gets thumbed down like ****?
#441 to #14 - comininhot
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#442 to #14 - SFIVForumsXD **User deleted account**
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User avatar #370 to #12 - smackledorf
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I ******* love you man.
User avatar #24 to #12 - andimac
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(02/22/2012) [-]
He wants to get away from him, not be charged with murder.
#84 - doctordabble
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(02/23/2012) [-]
**doctordabble rolls 335**
#449 to #84 - wellplayed
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#360 to #84 - asmodeu
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I'd like some chains and a machete, please.
#85 to #84 - TheGanjaTurtle
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(02/23/2012) [-]
**TheGanjaTurtle rolls 3** heres a 3 bro
#104 to #85 - npfortytwo
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#450 to #85 - megatrondecepticon
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#447 to #85 - analleakage
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#6 - billyburner
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(02/22/2012) [-]
he is
#27 - ragingbrony
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#63 to #27 - notsodarknight
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(02/22/2012) [-]
You sir get a thumb and a comment for posting and asdf film gif

#32 to #27 - canadianguyeh
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#36 to #32 - natgurl
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#37 to #36 - canadianguyeh
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#49 to #37 - joshieballz
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#43 to #37 - natgurl
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#45 to #43 - canadianguyeh
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#56 to #45 - shadowfox
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#68 to #56 - canadianguyeh
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#70 to #68 - shadowfox
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#72 to #70 - canadianguyeh
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#247 to #72 - funnyjunktitan
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(02/23/2012) [-]
close enough?
close enough?
#371 to #247 - vepevellu
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Not a repost but asdf.
Not a repost but asdf.
User avatar #249 to #247 - xXthabeastXx
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Epic asdf thread is epic.
#64 to #36 - notsodarknight
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(02/22/2012) [-]
DIE POTATO!
#151 - muute
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(02/23/2012) [-]
How I thought it'd go:

>Guy gets mugged
>Guy calls Fred for money
>Fred shows up
>Fred asks how much money the mugger wants
>"Bout tree fiddy"
>Damn loch ness monster AGAIN
#200 to #151 - lifeisaparty
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#182 to #151 - skuser
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#160 to #151 - OldSnake
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#178 - weapsycho
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you had...a NOKIA...in your hand   
   
...and you used it...   
   
to call 911...   
   
the **** is wrong with you
you had...a NOKIA...in your hand

...and you used it...

to call 911...

the **** is wrong with you
User avatar #181 to #178 - captainrattrap
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Nokia was probably just the first phone he found on google...

(I still found your comment amusing and thu'umd up.
#187 to #181 - iantheoreo
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(02/23/2012) [-]
He meant use it as a weapon dumbass
I keed
#196 to #187 - captainrattrap
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(02/23/2012) [-]
WELL **** YOU!!
#152 - zepplien
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Just **** him up with your nokia?
#168 to #152 - jakerfv
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(02/23/2012) [-]
I thought he was going to throw it at him actually.
I thought he was going to throw it at him actually.
#194 to #168 - bloodflame
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(02/23/2012) [-]
No, that would of been likely to cause a earthquake if he threw it at the guy.
#157 to #152 - bommeraang
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Funnier than the actual post.
Funnier than the actual post.

#325 - learcticfox
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**learcticfox rolls 22**
**learcticfox rolls 22**
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#340 to #325 - sanbichemabob
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#353 to #325 - windson
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**windson rolls 93**   
   
NOT DUBS
**windson rolls 93**

NOT DUBS
#355 to #325 - joemeister
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**joemeister rolls 81** what a great success!
**joemeister rolls 81** what a great success!
#363 to #325 - nottatguy
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**nottatguy rolls 53**   
   
Bad quality man, let me help you out.
**nottatguy rolls 53**

Bad quality man, let me help you out.
#328 to #325 - DestroyaFaceTwo
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#326 to #325 - reactionfolder
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#16 - awesomanium
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(02/22/2012) [-]
That face annoys me   
so   
so   
much
That face annoys me
so
so
much
#153 to #16 - spanion
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#101 to #16 - notabtard
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What I hate is when people use it for "straw man" arguments.

It goes something like this:
1: OP talking to person in comic.
2: Person makes this face and states an opinion that FJ disagrees with like "I think pokemon and skyrim suck lol 9gag ftw".
3: OP bravely vanquishes the monster trying to defy everything that FJ loves.
4: OP gets thumbs.

Of course, none of this ever happened. OP's FW:
#100 - wooyoungkim
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Why didn't you just throw your damn phone at his face?
#107 to #100 - Spectricity
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(02/23/2012) [-]
Because that would've killed the whole city.