Bo Burnham. I love that dude. If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy Raelly asked me for tr. illigal. . change, I' d still say no." Where are all the sou Bo Burnham I love that dude If had a dime for every time homeless guy Raelly asked me tr illigal change I' d still say no " Where are all the sou
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Bo Burnham

If I had a dime
for every time a
homeless guy
Raelly asked me for
tr. illigal. . change, I' d still
say no."
Where are all
the sour patch
parents?"
Fucked a girl
in an apple
orchard, then
came in cider"
Swallow
bitch, there' s
people
starving in
Africa!"
When life
gives you
lemons, you
probably just
found
lemons."
Squaring
numbers are
like women, if
they' re under 13
just do them in
your head"
Having sex is
like math
homework, I do it
best when I' m
alone on my bed."
Ely
had
a really weird
fetish. She used
to like to dress
up as herself
and then act like
a f* ckin' bitch
all the time."
Twitter is a lot
like crystal meth,
because it' s really
fun to do and
Oprah' s on it."
I Ill "Wallenstein' s
theory good?
Relatively. "
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Views: 900 Submitted: 02/22/2012