Full of win!. . mattswan To all of my facebook friends. You may have noticed on Monday my relationship status on my facebook page has returned to single. I woul
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Full of win!

mattswan
To all of my facebook friends. You may have noticed on Monday my
relationship status on my facebook page has returned to single. I would just
like to take this moment to let you all know exactly how this Came about. On
Sunday Tarnished my shift at the Bakery 3 hours early and headed home intent
on spending the afternoon with my beloved Fiance having a few glasses of
wine and watching some junk on the TV. off at the supermarket
grabbed a cheap bottle of wine and a . 99 bunch of flowers for Cassie, (ya
know being the old romantic that Iam) and headed back home. As i
approached my drive I noticed that my "best mate" Marcus pembroke' s
motorcycle was parked at the side of my house. Not paying much attention to
t ithought maybe he had forgot I was in work that day and had popped
round to see his old mate darte.
Unfortunately as I opened my front dooro was greeted by the sight of My
Cassie performing an orelse: -r act on old mate
Marcus, shocked at my sudden arrival they looked at me in complete and utter
horror. Instead of going mental and throwing them out of my house with my
key still in the front door stepped back out of the house reblocked the
door, jumped back into my Car, drove away in a calm orderly fashion and
parked up just a few streets away. Shaking with anger and disgust my heart
pounding through my chest I rang Cassi's mobile phone and was met by her
heartfelt appology and inconsolable regrets I knew this was the end of our
relationship but I needed to know how long this had been going on for, so I
told her itshe told me the truth I could forgive her [I was lying offcourse) she
proceeded to tell me that her and my old mate kmarcus had been getting t on
for the last 18 months while I have been at work. Bare in mind our son is now
7 months old so as you can understand this definately adds some doubt to the
paternity or my child.
As I write this Cassie is round at her sisters, as I have kicked her ass to the
curb for being a cheating lying piece of crap that Iwish I had never had the
displeasure of ever meeting. I have taken back every single item I have paid
for in the last 5 years hair straightness, clothes, perfumes and her beloved pink
ford you can all see in this picture that I paid , 800 for a around 2 years
ago. Instead reselling her Car, I have decided I will leave itto myfaceporn
friends to decide whether Ishould give t back to her or drive t to my local
scrap yard and film t being destroyed and crushed into a cube with her
belongings in it. No doubt her and my great friend have probabably used this
car at some point to meet up and be the little cheating rats that they are.
SO SHARE THIS PICTURE 500 TIMES IF YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY HER
PINK AND FILM ITI.)
Thanks for reading, now I am going to get drunk.
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#33 - anonymous (02/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Go to his facebook, this is the first, and only thing on his page. I know I'm an anon so my opinion doesn't matter, but this seems really sketchy....
#48 - anonymous (02/22/2012) [-]
Take it apart and mail it back piece by piece on weekly intervals.
#176 - eragonaryamurtagh (02/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
**eragonaryamurtagh rolls 22** Dubz and I get the car :3
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#319 - missnaughtykitty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#18 - japride (02/22/2012) [-]
wat his fiance should do
wat his fiance should do
#27 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He should do one of three things.

Pawn the car all together, or piece by piece.

Burn it for the luls.

Burn her for the luls and make love to the exhaust pipe.
#103 - carmichael (02/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#99 - xboxperks (02/22/2012) [-]
<< After moving all her stuff out.
#79 - fusrohdahh (02/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I honestly hope cheating whores die a slow, painful, cancer-ridden death.
I honestly hope cheating whores die a slow, painful, cancer-ridden death.
#64 - insertnameherenao (02/22/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**insertnameherenao rolls 91** check em
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#56 - swungify (02/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
poor guy... what a whore
#2 - crazytwozerosix (02/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
this made my day XD
imma see if therres a video on the web of this car being crushedd
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#202 - bananabaker (02/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#91 - wings (02/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I can relate. My girlfriend just broke up with me. She said she's bored of me when she really isn't. I know there's someone else.. And it kills me to see the girl I loved and treated as a queen for 2 years just leave me in the dark all alone..

It's the worst feeling in the world guys. I cried for days, I haven't eating in 4 days. I just don't know what to do guys, I just don't know..

Guys are not assholes. Girls are. If anything girls turn guys into assholes. You make us fall in love and than at the end you crush us. Then they expect for us to treat our next girlfriends the same? Hell no. **** if I was too have a girlfriend (Which I don't think will happen, due to the fact that I'm still in love with my ex.) I would treat her like crap.

Sometimes it's just better to get friendzoned. But it just sucks watching the girl you love kiss another guy. It kills you mate, It really does.
User avatar #29 - kimiixpyro (02/22/2012) [-]
www.facebook.com/profile.ph...
^ The guys facebook page :D
User avatar #120 - asdfmangod (02/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**asdfmangod rolls 88** DUBS?
#123 - elektra (02/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Don't give a 						****					 either man or women, I just hate 						*******					  cheaters.   
Not happy in relationships? get the 						****					 out , instead of cheating and two timing behind like a low, double face, clammy , 						*************					 assholes.
Don't give a **** either man or women, I just hate ******* cheaters.
Not happy in relationships? get the **** out , instead of cheating and two timing behind like a low, double face, clammy , ************* assholes.
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