not all things come true.... . HI THERE! I' m the genie of this here bottle, you can have 3 wishes, what will they be? OKAY! I want a car. DONE! In your I drive genie funny humor laugh comic
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not all things come true...

HI THERE! I' m the genie of this
here bottle, you can have 3
wishes, what will they be?
OKAY! I want a car. DONE! In your
I driveway right now, next?
Going in your bank account
as we' re speaking,
and your last one?
I want a million dollars.
Woah now bud...
How about you wish for something... Oh I don' t know,,,
Maybe more.... Realistic.... For you?
...
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Submitted: 02/21/2012
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#61 - theist (02/22/2012) [-]
#76 to #63 - anon (02/22/2012) [-]
>Get a funny idea
>Post it in two parts
>????
>Extra thumbs!
#82 to #76 - hiddenninjaoh (02/22/2012) [-]
> Be an ass   
> Have no account   
> ????   
> Negative thumbs!   
 works every time trust me
> Be an ass
> Have no account
> ????
> Negative thumbs!
works every time trust me
#197 to #82 - theist (02/22/2012) [-]
good one
#425 to #76 - anon (02/22/2012) [-]
This guy has a point. You are overlooking it.
#59 - plumbum (02/21/2012) [-]
I like this genie story...
#67 to #59 - thermdiz (02/22/2012) [-]
the face in the last panel gets me every time
#28 - tankerdude ONLINE (02/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #470 to #28 - tankerdude ONLINE (02/23/2012) [-]
top 200
**** YEAH
#21 - holler (02/21/2012) [-]
#45 to #22 - robodick (02/21/2012) [-]
I laughed. You deserve these guys.
User avatar #359 to #45 - chimychangagirl (02/22/2012) [-]
purritos
#465 to #359 - gentlemanscholar (02/22/2012) [-]
TIME FOR A CUTE THREAD
TIME FOR A CUTE THREAD
User avatar #408 to #22 - YouSoCrazy (02/22/2012) [-]
I thumbed the first one down and the second one up so that they would both be 299. OCD appeased.
User avatar #450 to #22 - dopoqob (02/22/2012) [-]
wow, you ruined perfectly good joke with a reddit meme.

gb2reddit
#410 to #22 - SilentBlade (02/22/2012) [-]
SPAAARRTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#424 - jokersaysamuseme (02/22/2012) [-]
That has gotta be the ********* genie ever.



Don't you just hate it when you rub a lamp and a giant condom comes out?
User avatar #437 to #424 - treestud (02/22/2012) [-]
Don't you hate it when that same gaint comdom starts talking to you?
User avatar #101 - weedle (02/22/2012) [-]
**weedle rolls 0,333** Quads!
I'm doin' it!
I'm goin' for quads!
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#107 to #101 - guitarguise (02/22/2012) [-]
missed it... by that much
#109 to #101 - elgnomo (02/22/2012) [-]
at least you got trips. good work.
#108 to #101 - weedle (02/22/2012) [-]
Accidental trips
#131 - mrparadox (02/22/2012) [-]
like mine better...
#130 - XMasterX (02/22/2012) [-]
am i the only one who thought this was a used condom with a face on it??
#71 - Giachianeo (02/22/2012) [-]
Honestly, what kind of dumbass wishes for a million dollars?

You can have almost anything (the girlfriends the limit). You could wish for a trillion dollars, to be superhuman, anything.

You could wish to understand time completely, to be fully able to manipulate it as you chose. You could choose to bring to reality your favorite video game. You could wish that you had a secret room in your house absolutely filled with genies able to give you-and only you- three wishes. You could wish to be IMMORTAL... And you wish for a million dollars.
User avatar #92 to #71 - forasecond (02/22/2012) [-]
and a car
he wished for a car
the genie was probably a troll and got him a ****** 86' honda
#178 to #160 - notatroll (02/22/2012) [-]
make the kid black and have him say "a father!"

#164 to #161 - Spitfirex (02/22/2012) [-]
Fantastic.
#127 - certifiedidiot (02/22/2012) [-]
Silly genie.. The two first wishes will get him one.
#118 - krakarot (02/22/2012) [-]
By Aladdin logic, they can't affect love, IIRC.
#121 to #118 - wwjjgg (02/22/2012) [-]
...Itty bitty living space
#123 to #121 - mahaiz (02/22/2012) [-]
**mahaiz rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ** we must go TIGHTER!
#172 to #50 - itsdead ONLINE (02/22/2012) [-]
#432 - anon (02/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 00** Check 'em

#213 to #200 - quhzk (02/22/2012) [-]
he does have a father
he just doesnt know him
cuz if he didnt have a father he wouldnt be there
pic unrelated
#219 to #217 - quhzk (02/22/2012) [-]
lol wut
#220 to #219 - samxdaxman (02/22/2012) [-]
i dont even know.
#236 to #220 - quhzk (02/22/2012) [-]
Discombobulation corpse termination urbanization govermentelisation explosive montisumas blasting bowl revenge.
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#311 to #265 - anon (02/22/2012) [-]
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#262 to #258 - samxdaxman (02/22/2012) [-]
the wut shall continue!
the wut shall continue!
#154 - jaebot (02/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #168 to #154 - OoJesusoO (02/22/2012) [-]
what that be from?
User avatar #157 to #154 - slimtotheshady (02/22/2012) [-]
"Leave the kitchen my ass!"
#158 to #157 - jaebot (02/22/2012) [-]
Exactly what I thought the first time I saw it
#84 - KungFuZerO (02/22/2012) [-]
Fixed
#53 - eiramart (02/21/2012) [-]
More realistic for me?   
   
Then I want two girlfirends!
More realistic for me?

Then I want two girlfirends!
#46 - hydromatic (02/21/2012) [-]
Fixed... Sorry OP, i couldn't help it.
User avatar #47 to #46 - hydromatic (02/21/2012) [-]
Damn, made it huge.. Oh well.
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