random mot post. found it and steal it from mot poster. Twcm_. Guvs IN "tittel, A KEY OPENS LISTS OF LDCKO, THEN IT' S A MASTER KEY. Bur IF A LOCK IS OPENED " o
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#3 - zombieplayground (02/21/2012) [-]
What about if a girl kisses 10 guys then she's a slut. But if a guy does that then he's just gay?
#164 - Rascal (02/21/2012) [-]
An analogy is never a good argument; it can only be used to understand it. I remember reading this one in a logic textbook: If you pour water over several layers of rocks, then some of that water will eventually reach the rocks on the bottom (this is a comparison to trickle down economics). Beyond that, the rocks have nothing in common with trickle down economics, so it's a pretty **** argument. The same goes for keys and people.

Yes, girls call other girls sluts, and they suck. But they usually call other girls sluts for doing things they themselves wouldn't do (e.g. premarital sex), whereas the guys who tend to call girl sluts for doing things they themselves also do, making them hypocrites.

I come from a Muslim family that thinks wearing tanktops in my own house is slutty. While people have a right to have their own subjective ideas of what's appropriate in the world of sexuality, the very least one could do is not be a hypocrite.
#174 to #164 - Rascal (02/21/2012) [-]
its harder to hide bombs wearing tank tops?
#135 - leesa (02/21/2012) [-]
This retoast on the front page again? Pic related.
#225 - Rascal (02/21/2012) [-]
girls who **** around with everyone are whores. guys who **** around with everyone are manwhores. now that we've established this, can we get to the funny please? i'm tired of all these debates over useless things that'll never get settled.
#67 - Rascal (02/21/2012) [-]
girls really don't seem to get the notion as to how hard it is for a guy to get laid that doesn't have super model looks or a vast amount of money. Hate to say it but MOST, not all, MOST girls are shallow. Here's a scenario that I use when I talk to my lady friends about this:

Lets say both a guy and a girl go to a bar. If the girl were to walk into the bar and make the announcement " I want to have sex tonight, who's willing to go?" , She'd have her pick of the litter. If a guy were to say the same thing. Not a normal girl would bat an eyelash unless he had any looks what so ever or unless he included " I'm rich" somewhere in the statement. I mean don't get me wrong the average joe can get laid but it takes a lot more work for guys that don't have either of the two traits mentioned above.
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#88 to #67 - Rascal (02/21/2012) [-]
ok so what your saying is guys call girls sluts because they are jealous of the fact that its easier for a girl to get laid? nice..
User avatar #99 to #67 - bunnyslugger (02/21/2012) [-]
Then explain to me why I keep seeing ass-ugly dudes with decent chicks while the remotely unattractive girls get ignored or mocked.
#111 to #99 - superjewcer (02/21/2012) [-]
They have unattractive personalities.
User avatar #254 to #111 - bunnyslugger (02/23/2012) [-]
Maybe those poor, lonely, not super model guys anon is talking about have horrible personalities?
#128 to #67 - threechan (02/21/2012) [-]
Remember the old saying, "A lock that can be unlocked by any key isn't a very good lock, but a master key that can unlock any lock is truly great." Think about this which is true, a lock can usually only be unlocked by one key because they were made for each other. Think about this as well. If that lock in the bar can be unlocked by so many keys then whatever is behind that lock isn't worth very much, because there is no concerne to preserve it and keep it locked for the right key.
User avatar #188 - getoutoftheshower (02/21/2012) [-]
If a girl sleeps with 20 guys she is a slut, but if a guy sleeps with 20 guys he's gay.....Yep, definitely gay
#186 - pwnagelizards (02/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - MegaAwesomeSauce ONLINE (02/21/2012) [-]
I have rarely hear guys call girl sluts, only ever hear it from girls
#13 - haydenweb (02/21/2012) [-]
shes a slut! i better share it all over facebook!
User avatar #114 - Hyoukin (02/21/2012) [-]
I'm so sick of seeing this I could vomit.
Here's an idea, anyone who isn't shy about having mass amounts of sex with random people, regardless of gender, has no self respect or modesty. I don't care who you are, it's disgusting.
User avatar #235 - loguebear (02/21/2012) [-]
If a woman sleeps with a load of men she's a slut.
If a man does it ... He's gay , defintaly gay.
I dont see what all this fuss is about.
#157 - theJackal (02/21/2012) [-]
And now its time for Zap Branagins Explanation to why a man banging loads of women makes him a legend and vice versa makes the woman a slut.

Zap: As a sexual beast myself I can tell you men that just want to be like your hero, ZAP BRANAGIN, that having sex with a lot of women isnt bad. Its Fantastic!!!
For you see if a man wants to have sex with many women he must be:
a) Good Looking(Like me)
b)Have disposable income(I do have the mola)
c)Be Funny(Oh please I can make a woman laugh with one of my many Jokes about the Neutrals)
d) Have timeing(A nice bottle of Champagin works too)
e) Be dressed well( mmm Valor)
f) Have a bitching ride( My spaceship is bigger than any ive see before)
g) Finally Have the best pick up lines in the universe( For instance " If i said you had a beutiful body would you take off your top and dance around a little?"

On the other hand if a women wants to have sex with a man:
a) She has to be there
b) She has to be willing

This has been I Zap Branigin teaching you about women. Kiff whats my ten o clock look like?

#64 - averagesol (02/21/2012) [-]
4chan has the answers too
#25 - painballwiz (02/21/2012) [-]
My cat knows this joke.
User avatar #10 - holler (02/21/2012) [-]
im not saying she looks like a slut
but if her vagina had a password
it would be 1234
User avatar #180 - footballmaniac (02/21/2012) [-]
Ever thought how much easier it would be to get laid if we didn't call women sluts when it happened?
#228 to #180 - Rascal (02/21/2012) [-]
That's fukken smart.
#154 - suppgurl (02/21/2012) [-]
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#17 - robopuppy (02/21/2012) [-]
I smell a repost...
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