So I live in a pretty redneck part of Montana, on
Friday night i was on my way back from the movies
and stopped at a gas station for an emergency piss.
when i come out of the bathroom this is what i see
The clerk of the store was like "uh dude, why are you riding
a horse in the store?" all he said was "I needed more beer
and was too drunk to drive"
Hats off to this guy
100% true story