Rude Bitch. Please guise..I need your help. Not asking for thumbs, just for ways to troll her... get her phone somehow, add a new contact with a random guys name, use a friends phone with a number your cousin doesn't know, send a message saying "hey (g
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Rude Bitch

Please guise..I need your help. Not asking for thumbs, just for ways to troll her.

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Submitted: 02/20/2012
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User avatar #5 - devryn (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
get her phone somehow, add a new contact with a random guys name, use a friends phone with a number your cousin doesn't know, send a message saying "hey (girlfriends name here), i just wanted to say that (time when she wasn't with your brother) was amazing and i get hard just thinking about it. i can't wait till next time." include a picture of an above averaged size cack with this message. tell your cousin that he should check her phone because you heard her saying naughty things to someone before and you think she is cheating on him. he checks the phone and sees the message, breaks up with her and you don't have to deal with her anymore. make sure you do this quickly and all at once so she doesn't see the message and he immediately checks the phone.
#2 - critique (02/20/2012) [-]
huh, I never thought I'd get to use this. Enjoy :D
huh, I never thought I'd get to use this. Enjoy :D
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2012) [-]
Try to publicly humilate her, like stuff a bunch of condoms inside her purse or something, and invite her to go out to the mall, etc, and in front of a bunch of people "accidently" knock over the purse spilling the condoms, or do the same things except in front of your parents or her parents. You said she's a phone addict, so you could set up a plan, like take her to someplace whee they do not allow phones, and when he puts it down go to the phone, lock it up or something, have her call the "phones company" wich is really your friends phones, and troll her hard by telling her everything she doesn't want to hear. :L
User avatar #10 - urfavoriteturtle (02/22/2012) [-]
pee in a bottle every night and dump it in their bed. eventually they will both blame each other for the piss in their bed and they will break up.. (incontinence is no laughing matter.) then follow her to her own lonely miserable home and continue with this piss remedy. She will soon believe she is really pissing herself and go to live in the mountains, far away from normal society. THE END
User avatar #9 - gardian (02/20/2012) [-]
**** HER WITH A DILDO NOW!
User avatar #4 - smag (02/20/2012) [-]
Tell her about how your a dumb bitch no life nerd front page wannabe, and how you will make comics of her until she crys herself into death!
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