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#9 - xxbeastlyxx
Reply +127
(02/20/2012) [-]
What exactly do black lights do?
#10 to #9 - theonetruespitfire [OP] ONLINE
Reply +173
(02/20/2012) [-]
they make semen and blood light up
#112 to #10 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#26 to #10 - xcammanx
Reply +6
(02/20/2012) [-]
and urine, don't forget urine
#11 to #10 - xxbeastlyxx
Reply +419
(02/20/2012) [-]
Interesting. My garbage can would be like a super nova.
#297 to #11 - sexayandiknowit
Reply +1
(02/20/2012) [-]
Not sure how to feel about this...
Not sure how to feel about this...
#273 to #11 - turtlejoe
Reply +5
(02/20/2012) [-]
My hamper would burn with the power of a thousand suns.
#189 to #11 - robotgoose
Reply 0
(02/20/2012) [-]
That comment made my day.
#165 to #11 - perplexedshrub
Reply 0
(02/20/2012) [-]
i see what you did there
#17 to #11 - rockmanlll
Reply +149
(02/20/2012) [-]
That's not the proper way to dispose of the body..
#343 to #17 - sterlingarcher
Reply -1
(02/21/2012) [-]
I.Can't.Stop.Laughing. and I am ******* Sterling Archer
#334 to #17 - iamphoenix
Reply 0
(02/20/2012) [-]
I know.
#18 to #17 - fernand
Reply +110
(02/20/2012) [-]
That's right!

First we disseminate the body. Then each of us will drop a small parcel into seven different trash cans in three different burroughs.
#19 to #18 - fernand
Reply +101
(02/20/2012) [-]
And hopefully, when you look at all the different drop points of the parceled body parts on a map it should look like a big smiley face!
#20 to #19 - fernand
Reply +92
(02/20/2012) [-]
*click*
#160 to #20 - attifyon
Reply +48
(02/20/2012) [-]
Amateurs.

Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig ****, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
#228 to #160 - skjalg
Reply +3
(02/20/2012) [-]
You guys should return to 4chan where you belong :D fukken elaborate, bro!
#332 to #228 - Rakajin
Reply 0
(02/20/2012) [-]
This is from the movie Snatch, not 4chan.
#174 to #160 - LordTomato
Reply +9
(02/20/2012) [-]
Do you know what nemesis means?
#34 to #20 - gaikang
Reply +5
(02/20/2012) [-]
This needs at least twelve hundred more gay cuddles.