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User avatar #9 - xxbeastlyxx (02/20/2012) [-]
What exactly do black lights do?
User avatar #10 to #9 - theonetruespitfire (02/20/2012) [-]
they make semen and blood light up
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#112 to #10 - effervescent **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #26 to #10 - xcammanx (02/20/2012) [-]
and urine, don't forget urine
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxbeastlyxx (02/20/2012) [-]
Interesting. My garbage can would be like a super nova.
#297 to #11 - sexayandiknowit (02/20/2012) [-]
Not sure how to feel about this...
Not sure how to feel about this...
User avatar #273 to #11 - turtlejoe (02/20/2012) [-]
My hamper would burn with the power of a thousand suns.
#189 to #11 - robotgoose (02/20/2012) [-]
That comment made my day.
#165 to #11 - perplexedshrub (02/20/2012) [-]
i see what you did there
#17 to #11 - rockmanlll (02/20/2012) [-]
That's not the proper way to dispose of the body..
User avatar #343 to #17 - sterlingarcher (02/21/2012) [-]
I.Can't.Stop.Laughing. and I am fucking Sterling Archer
#18 to #17 - fernand (02/20/2012) [-]
That's right!

First we disseminate the body. Then each of us will drop a small parcel into seven different trash cans in three different burroughs.
#19 to #18 - fernand (02/20/2012) [-]
And hopefully, when you look at all the different drop points of the parceled body parts on a map it should look like a big smiley face!
#20 to #19 - fernand (02/20/2012) [-]
*click*
#160 to #20 - attifyon (02/20/2012) [-]
Amateurs.

Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
User avatar #228 to #160 - skjalg (02/20/2012) [-]
You guys should return to 4chan where you belong :D fukken elaborate, bro!
User avatar #332 to #228 - Rakajin (02/20/2012) [-]
This is from the movie Snatch, not 4chan.
#174 to #160 - LordTomato (02/20/2012) [-]
Do you know what nemesis means?
User avatar #34 to #20 - gaikang (02/20/2012) [-]
This needs at least twelve hundred more gay cuddles.
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