inconspicuous title. totally suspicious description. Sees that mom just got home At home, bored as fook fram Walmart Here lemme away wait: a minute like a good  stab a bloggin faggot hipster with Pitchfork
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inconspicuous title

inconspicuous title. totally suspicious description. Sees that mom just got home At home, bored as fook fram Walmart Here lemme away wait: a minute like a good

totally suspicious description

Sees that mom just got home
At home, bored as fook fram Walmart
Here lemme
away wait: a minute
like a good son
is that what: I think it is
You' ye been suoh a good kid
lately so T figured T should get
you a present"
I ******* love 1: "
eti. U
Epie gusta sprint to room
Oh ware,
expose everything
Will be exposed...
For the world to see.
I can' t let this happen
Whaa' s the "?" "The light didn' t stork"
Oh I' m sorry sweetie, T know "It' s okay. T want 12 years
how much you love those" without one, T think T oan
still survive"
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#23 - dingojohn (02/20/2012) [-]
>went 12 years without one
>is 12 years old
>afraid of sperm everywhere in room
>whose sperm?
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User avatar #28 to #27 - dingojohn (02/20/2012) [-]
... You're weird, anyone ever told you that ?
I was 12-13, that's the norm I believe.
#32 to #28 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
The normal age to produce sperm is anywhere between 9-13
#30 to #28 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
I was 10... Thank you Jackass.
#346 to #28 - ilovethepenis (02/21/2012) [-]
How the **** did I end up with -36 thumbs for telling that?
(This is going to get at least the same amount from what I know of FJ. + My name was the result of "Dubs and you'll get to decide my name")

User avatar #347 to #346 - dingojohn (02/21/2012) [-]
I honestly don't know, but that's the mystery of being on FJ.. Weird stuff happens. I didn't even thumb you down...

But don't worry, this content isn't on frontpage any longer, so you won't get thumbed down anymore!
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User avatar #109 to #23 - DanR (02/20/2012) [-]
that's still a couple years of jacking off
#36 to #23 - furyr (02/20/2012) [-]
He never said he was under 12, he could have had one when he was, lets say 5... Then he'd be 17...
User avatar #40 to #36 - dingojohn (02/20/2012) [-]
But that's such a complicated explanation...
#39 - roadhous (02/20/2012) [-]
im going to do it anyway
#48 - NarutoXSupreme (02/20/2012) [-]
Op's room
#66 to #48 - denizisback (02/20/2012) [-]
­op­'s room afterwards.
#78 to #66 - LULZOR (02/20/2012) [-]
Fixed.
#24 - holler (02/20/2012) [-]
what actually happened
#272 to #24 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
op does not have a dick over 3 inches
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#71 - likeamoss (02/20/2012) [-]
my hands would light up like casper the friendly ghost
my hands would light up like casper the friendly ghost
User avatar #9 - xxbeastlyxx (02/20/2012) [-]
What exactly do black lights do?
User avatar #10 to #9 - theonetruespitfire (02/20/2012) [-]
they make semen and blood light up
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxbeastlyxx (02/20/2012) [-]
Interesting. My garbage can would be like a super nova.
#17 to #11 - rockmanlll (02/20/2012) [-]
That's not the proper way to dispose of the body..
#18 to #17 - fernand (02/20/2012) [-]
That's right!

First we disseminate the body. Then each of us will drop a small parcel into seven different trash cans in three different burroughs.
#19 to #18 - fernand (02/20/2012) [-]
And hopefully, when you look at all the different drop points of the parceled body parts on a map it should look like a big smiley face!
#20 to #19 - fernand (02/20/2012) [-]
*click*
#160 to #20 - attifyon (02/20/2012) [-]
Amateurs.

Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig **** , now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
#174 to #160 - LordTomato (02/20/2012) [-]
Do you know what nemesis means?
User avatar #228 to #160 - skjalg (02/20/2012) [-]
You guys should return to 4chan where you belong :D fukken elaborate, bro!
User avatar #332 to #228 - Rakajin (02/20/2012) [-]
This is from the movie Snatch, not 4chan.
User avatar #34 to #20 - gaikang (02/20/2012) [-]
This needs at least twelve hundred more gay cuddles.
User avatar #343 to #17 - sterlingarcher (02/21/2012) [-]
I.Can't.Stop.Laughing. and I am ******* Sterling Archer
User avatar #273 to #11 - turtlejoe (02/20/2012) [-]
My hamper would burn with the power of a thousand suns.
#297 to #11 - sexayandiknowit (02/20/2012) [-]
Not sure how to feel about this...
Not sure how to feel about this...
#189 to #11 - robotgoose (02/20/2012) [-]
That comment made my day.
#165 to #11 - perplexedshrub (02/20/2012) [-]
i see what you did there
User avatar #26 to #10 - xcammanx (02/20/2012) [-]
and urine, don't forget urine
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#289 to #277 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
In the actual episode, he says, "That didn't help at all."
#341 to #293 - Sorrowscythe ONLINE (02/21/2012) [-]
My God... The nightmares from that episode..
#252 - mattcris (02/20/2012) [-]
I don't understand what the problem is, do you spray it all over your walls like a firehose or something? Ever heard of tissues, or clothes?
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User avatar #257 to #252 - woodenalligator (02/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know. Have you ever seen the whitest kids u know? There is a video that goes along these lines. I wonder where I can get a black light- I ******* want one!
#262 to #257 - mrtaco (02/20/2012) [-]
All you could ever want regarding blacklights (remove space)
http://www.blacklight. com
User avatar #264 to #262 - woodenalligator (02/20/2012) [-]
Thank you good sir, but alas, I do not own a credit card
#269 to #264 - mrtaco (02/20/2012) [-]
give money to someone that has a credit card to order one for you? if theres a will theres a way.
User avatar #295 to #269 - woodenalligator (02/20/2012) [-]
See, I have thought of that- but for some dumbass reason nobody will ******* buy me anything!
#261 to #252 - thelolariousman (02/20/2012) [-]
he's right you know.
#274 to #252 - Spectricity (02/20/2012) [-]
I collect it in mayonnaise jars and use a paint roller to spread it all over my walls each year.
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User avatar #237 - annoyingsmartguy (02/20/2012) [-]
Seriously, do y'all just shoot your jizz all over the place? Use a tissue or something.
User avatar #256 to #237 - wizardman (02/20/2012) [-]
there is jizz all over my blanket like every where. Its the only blanket i use to sleep in
#271 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #321 at NOPE comp 5 ** mfw i see his room with the blacklight
#263 - hauntzor (02/20/2012) [-]
>what OP would look like with a black light
User avatar #38 - toxictangerine (02/20/2012) [-]
That's when you masturbate and jizz on everything so it looks the same
#5 - Imbtrtenu (02/19/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>Ask mom to get me 4 black lights to replace lights in ceiling
>She does
>She gets dad and aunt and uncle to come over so they can see
>I put them all in
>Everyone's here waiting
>About to flip switch
>Realize my big mistake
>To late
>Lights come on
>White blotches all over bed, floor, laptop, and favorite chair
>Everyone looks at me
>Mfw
#247 - nignig (02/20/2012) [-]
aint no problems for the hoes
User avatar #255 to #253 - nignig (02/20/2012) [-]
zune chan bro
#178 - mcquiston (02/20/2012) [-]
What i thought....
#205 to #178 - lordxdanswich (02/20/2012) [-]
**lordxdanswich rolled a random image posted in comment #1393 at Lion memes ** Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought the same thing. Have a thumb.

Roll picture because why the **** not?
User avatar #67 to #62 - paparomano (02/20/2012) [-]
an artist came on that hand
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