inconspicuous title. totally suspicious description. Sees that mom just got home At home, bored as fook fram Walmart Here lemme away wait: a minute like a good  stab a bloggin faggot hipster with Pitchfork

inconspicuous title

totally suspicious description

Sees that mom just got home
At home, bored as fook fram Walmart
Here lemme
away wait: a minute
like a good son
is that what: I think it is
You' ye been suoh a good kid
lately so T figured T should get
you a present"
I ******* love 1: "
eti. U
Epie gusta sprint to room
Oh ware,
expose everything
Will be exposed...
For the world to see.
I can' t let this happen
Whaa' s the "?" "The light didn' t stork"
Oh I' m sorry sweetie, T know "It' s okay. T want 12 years
how much you love those" without one, T think T oan
still survive"
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Submitted: 02/19/2012
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User avatar #9 - xxbeastlyxx (02/20/2012) [+] (19 replies)
What exactly do black lights do?
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxbeastlyxx (02/20/2012) [-]
Interesting. My garbage can would be like a super nova.
#24 - holler (02/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what actually happened
#23 - dingojohn (02/20/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>went 12 years without one
>is 12 years old
>afraid of sperm everywhere in room
>whose sperm?
#39 - roadhous (02/20/2012) [-]
im going to do it anyway
#48 - NarutoXSupreme (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Op's room
#33 - edoardocan (02/20/2012) [+] (15 replies)
So you're saying that 12 year olds are now making OC?
So you're saying that 12 year olds are now making OC?
#71 - likeamoss (02/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
my hands would light up like casper the friendly ghost
my hands would light up like casper the friendly ghost
#5 - Imbtrtenu (02/19/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>Ask mom to get me 4 black lights to replace lights in ceiling
>She does
>She gets dad and aunt and uncle to come over so they can see
>I put them all in
>Everyone's here waiting
>About to flip switch
>Realize my big mistake
>To late
>Lights come on
>White blotches all over bed, floor, laptop, and favorite chair
>Everyone looks at me
>Mfw
User avatar #108 - sfayre (02/20/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**sfayre rolls 73** 72
#263 - hauntzor (02/20/2012) [-]
>what OP would look like with a black light
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#178 - mcquiston ONLINE (02/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What i thought....
#153 - nippleejaculation (02/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
*roll x* *roll picture*
+33
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#277 - screename (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#252 - mattcris (02/20/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I don't understand what the problem is, do you spray it all over your walls like a firehose or something? Ever heard of tissues, or clothes?
#274 to #252 - Spectricity (02/20/2012) [-]
I collect it in mayonnaise jars and use a paint roller to spread it all over my walls each year.
#222 - ieatsnatch ONLINE (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Blacklights only illuminate dried blood, so unless all those lonely nights you chopped up bodies...
User avatar #237 - annoyingsmartguy (02/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Seriously, do y'all just shoot your jizz all over the place? Use a tissue or something.
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