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#203 - shallowloqi
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(02/20/2012) [-]
I thought my grandma just ******* stocked on cookies. So I opened up the tin and....

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#215 to #203 - rchelicopterswag
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(02/20/2012) [-]
I thought my new game was in the mail this morning. So I opened up the mailbox and...

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#388 to #215 - shallowloqi
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(02/20/2012) [-]
I thought I had more cereal this morning. So I opened the box..

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#390 to #388 - rchelicopterswag
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(02/20/2012) [-]
My wife was giving birth to my new baby boy last night. So he was finally coming out and...

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#391 to #390 - shallowloqi
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(02/20/2012) [-]
I was on the toilet. I heard a plop so I looked in the toilet and....

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#392 to #391 - rchelicopterswag
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(02/20/2012) [-]
I was having sexual intercourse with this one young lady until I heard this thump within the confines of her vagina. So I got out, tried to take a look down there and...

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#393 to #392 - shallowloqi
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(02/20/2012) [-]
I was in the heat of a drug war. The albanian mafia barreling down us. I loaded my AR15 but It didn't fire. I checked the mag and...

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#394 to #393 - rchelicopterswag
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(02/20/2012) [-]
I was taking a piss and then I felt something extremely large trying to fit it's way through my urethra and out the tip of my dick. I took a look and...

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