Omegle is fun!. title speaks for it self! it was my first spy question and it worked out perfectly.. teeg Talk to strangers! You' re watching two strangers disc
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Omegle is fun!

title speaks for it self!
it was my first spy question and it worked out perfectly.

teeg Talk to strangers!
You' re watching two strangers discuss your question on angle!
Question to discuss:
your two people in bad marriage times
Stranger 1: I' m divorcing you,,
Stranger 2: i' m divorcing you first,
Stranger' t: ND, you' re not!
Stranger 2: i got the papers prepared and everything
Stranger 2: because i' m prepared
Stranger 2: unlike you
Stranger 1: I' m not signing them.
Stranger 2: you' re always such a baby
Stranger 2: about everything
Stranger 2: grow up
Stranger 1: Don' t tell me to grow up.
Stranger 1 I You grow up.
Stranger 2: i' never seen such a big guy act so
young
Stranger 2: such a big, strong guy
Stranger 1 I You like this, huh, baby?
Stranger 2: i don' t know what we were thinking
Stranger 2: about the divorce
Stranger 1: You' re so sexy when you get mad.
Stranger 2: ohh you make me crazy!
Stranger 1 I Take me. Take me now.
Stranger 2: ahh! take me!
Stranger 2: mam!!
Stranger 1 I Oaoh.
Strangers: God,
Stranger 1: Unt.
Stranger t i love you sweetie
Stranger 1: I love you, too.
Stranger 1 I We should have children,
Stranger 2: hey, tonight... don' t sleep on the couch ;)
Stranger 1: I won' t, honey.
Stranger 2: i' always wanted kids
Stranger 2: especially with a big handsome bear like
you
Stranger t i' m so glad we could see eye to eye on
Stranger 1 I What would we name our kids?
Stranger 2: can' t believe we ever considered divorce
Stranger 2: i like sarah, for a girl, jack for a boy
Stranger 1 I Those are stupid names.
Stranger 2: , you pick
Stranger 1 : Aloysius after my father. For a boy or a girl.
Stranger t that' s tit horrible name!
Stranger 2: you didn' t even like your father!
Stranger 1 I That doesn' t mean that you can insult him!
You' re such a bitch sometimes.
Stranger 2: at least i' m not a huge baby like you
Stranger 2: ugh
Stranger 1: Ugh
Stranger 2: we are so done here
Stranger t i' m getting the papers out of the shredder
Stranger 1: I' m walking out the door.
Stranger 2: yeah, go drive off somewhere
Stranger 2: like the baby you are
Stranger 2: coward, can' t even have a conversation
with his wife
Stranger 1: Not when she' s such a bitch.
Stranger 1 : A sexy, sexy, bitch.
Stranger 1: Rip my clothes off.
Stranger 2: owhh
Stranger 2: you make me so crazy!! (Cii)
Stranger 1: Mam.
Stranger, has disconnected
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Submitted: 02/19/2012
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#9 - mrdrprofesser (02/19/2012) [+] (8 replies)
why can people never get this right?
#14 - Jackedup (02/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My name is jack and my sister is sarah....
My name is jack and my sister is sarah....
#126 - shankatank (02/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#16 - ifondleturtles (02/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#58 - zurk (02/19/2012) [-]
When I tried a similar question...
#37 - beanizarchie (02/19/2012) [-]
That was pretty entertaining XD
#123 - ageoldwaffles (02/19/2012) [-]
i hope they work it out.
#32 - lovecerealguy (02/19/2012) [-]
everytime i get on omegle
#113 - youngfearless (02/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#66 - potrsr (02/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
But really, that post give a laugh.
But really, that post give a laugh.
User avatar #121 - rightouslightning (02/19/2012) [-]
Still a better love story than Twilight.
#47 - xxkosukexx (02/19/2012) [-]
That moment when you dump a woman while she's on her period, so she calls from her friends number and screams at you like a witch, adn all her friends tell you what you're missing out on and you are like
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User avatar #73 - bawner (02/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
i dont wanna get killed by red toenail clippings but how do you screen cap such a long picture??
#50 - gongthehawkeye (02/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw I actually read all of it.
#7 - quintonsword (02/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<Me reading this.
#19 to #7 - anonymous (02/19/2012) [-]
I guess you could say that cat is inbred;D
#94 - undeaddragon (02/19/2012) [-]
i laughed got a boner then laughed n boner again o.0
i laughed got a boner then laughed n boner again o.0
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#60 - kaiwan (02/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is longer than my centimeter peter.
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