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Actually Happened to me last week

He, Derping around at my
Hostle Christian school
Eye'
I think it would he iunno to any
Hail Eaten before I take a shoe
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#263 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account**
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**anonymous rolls 7,028**
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**fidak rolls 96,432**
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#536 to #263 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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#538 to #536 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account**
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#268 to #263 - professionalbadass
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HOREY SHET
HOREY SHET
#765 to #263 - therealdoctor
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Mother of god!
Mother of god!
#272 to #263 - kyledp
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(02/19/2012) [-]
this is the 7th quads rolled i've seen.
#770 to #263 - nubbyn
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#285 to #263 - ahordeofnuns
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doesnt excite me anymore
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#985 to #285 - elunen
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**elunen rolls 52,644**

I know the feel
#647 to #263 - welcometothejungle
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**welcometothejungle rolls 360**
#473 to #263 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 3,709** Hail Satan
#929 to #263 - rossdabigboss
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#733 to #263 - hurricanekicknuts **User deleted account**
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#976 to #263 - aeternumvale
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(02/20/2012) [-]
"What's going on?"
"What did you do?"
"You used magic didn't you!"

P.S. only fabulous fillies will understand this.
#799 to #263 - ryoichi
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**ryoichi rolls 193**
#426 to #263 - meanmamajama
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In all my life on funnyjunk.... I have never seen qauds.... thank you. You have blessed my soul...
In all my life on funnyjunk.... I have never seen qauds.... thank you. You have blessed my soul...
#857 to #426 - anon
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(02/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,815** Here have some other ones
#973 to #263 - peepeethesailor
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**peepeethesailor rolls 200** 582
#974 to #973 - peepeethesailor
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(02/20/2012) [-]
Well inmate ****
#956 to #263 - churrundo
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(02/20/2012) [-]
nuff said
#961 to #263 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account**
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**bendybanders rolls 640**
#277 to #263 - nicnac
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#720 to #263 - germanperv
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**germanperv rolls 6,685**
#822 to #263 - booboothegreat
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(02/19/2012) [-]
you win
you win
#622 to #263 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 1,849**
#271 to #263 - gentleluger **User deleted account**
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#455 to #263 - ville
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(02/19/2012) [-]
2nd quads i have ever seen on this site
#297 to #263 - ruinsage
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#274 to #263 - anon
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(02/19/2012) [-]
WHAT? No way.
#977 to #263 - iloveeggs
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#952 to #263 - tsb
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**tsb rolls 519,904,260**
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#284 to #263 - Jakeisanawesomeguy
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(02/19/2012) [-]
If only you said "Hail Satain"
#393 to #284 - fuckingtrolls
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(02/19/2012) [-]
*************** rolls 44** hail satan
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**diddilydiddily rolls 320** hail satan~!
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#968 to #263 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 3,224** 5635
#278 to #263 - legiaoday
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(02/19/2012) [-]
no way
#959 to #263 - xalaskanbullwormx
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**xalaskanbullwormx rolls 991**
#960 to #959 - anon
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(02/20/2012) [-]
no.
#971 to #263 - mindlessbastard
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(02/20/2012) [-]
... wow!
#982 to #971 - tehlulzbringer
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(02/20/2012) [-]
Just one?
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#935 to #263 - xadakk
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Epic. Just...Epic
Epic. Just...Epic
#728 to #263 - supercrazymonk
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**supercrazymonk rolled a random image posted in comment #2219710 at FJ Pony Thread **
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#697 to #263 - thelonebackpack **User deleted account**
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#314 to #263 - berrybasher
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Are you masterchief?
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#288 to #263 - goldenpotato
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**goldenpotato rolls 38** You, sir.

Are a ******* boss.

My face when
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#1000 to #263 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 06,851** quintacular!
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#999 to #263 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 35,325** you win... this time
#689 to #263 - electrokooper
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pfft *roll 5*
#690 to #689 - electrokooper
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(02/19/2012) [-]
LOL WOOPS
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**thechickenfuneral rolls 41,731,821**
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**thegkexperience rolls 9,024**
#778 to #263 - eaterofworlds
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**eaterofworlds rolls 281**
#996 to #263 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 586,111,512**
Shows up in thread
rolls national debt
#871 to #263 - kaitheguy
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**kaitheguy rolls 110** HAIL SATAN
#880 to #871 - kaitheguy
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dubs! nooooo.. when i don't need you...
#995 to #263 - horsee
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**horsee rolls 604**
#505 to #263 - walcorn ONLINE
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Mass message toenail clipping whore?
Really?
**** this
#511 to #505 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account**
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#516 to #511 - walcorn ONLINE
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what a coincidense, exactly the amount of ***** I don't give about your quads
#518 to #516 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account**
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#521 to #518 - walcorn ONLINE
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Of course you ain't. you're getting 100's of pinkies for mass messaging your own lucky roll.
MFW IDGAF about your ****** roll, and don't need to be messaged about them
#522 to #521 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account**
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#606 to #522 - ragingbrony
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(02/19/2012) [-]
might be because it's the top rated comment on this content, as well as being on front page comments right now.

People go ******* over good rolls on this site
#523 to #522 - walcorn ONLINE
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(02/19/2012) [-]
That's the point, you wouldn't get as many toenail clippings if you weren't such an attention whore
#605 to #523 - ragingbrony
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(02/19/2012) [-]
he has 52 friends, calm yourself. He got barely any from MMing it, he still would have gotten a lot because this site gets massive erections over rolls.
#607 to #605 - walcorn ONLINE
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(02/19/2012) [-]
I still think he's a Lamar Smith
#608 to #607 - ragingbrony
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(02/19/2012) [-]
stop caring so much over thmbs
#609 to #608 - walcorn ONLINE
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It's not the toenail clippings, or maybe it is, I am annoyed that the only thing anybody is thinking about is toenail clippings
#665 to #609 - anon
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lolk butthurt city here. I'm loving it. Keep going. Please do.
#669 to #609 - walcorn ONLINE
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Oh lawd, so many toenail clippings down, I think I am supposed to be impressed...
#686 to #669 - whatisthischeese
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what the fj community is doing to you right now
what the fj community is doing to you right now
#695 to #686 - walcorn ONLINE
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#702 to #695 - whatisthischeese
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apparently you do seeing as you thu'umed me down but ok whatever you say buddy
#709 to #702 - walcorn ONLINE
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I didn't toenail clipping you down, but if you care so much about toenail clippings, I'll toenail clipping you back up
#711 to #709 - whatisthischeese
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i like your face
#718 to #711 - walcorn ONLINE
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you're creeping me out a little... is this about Admon's [ASL] post?
#721 to #718 - whatisthischeese
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no
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**Radstock rolls 4,556**
#723 to #721 - walcorn ONLINE
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lol
#524 to #523 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account**
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#3 - iamnewhere
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#82 to #3 - fluffyzor
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Lucifer is a Troll and an advocate for\against humans.
Hes not the ultimate evil, he cant be, he does not posses the same powers as god.


PS. Killed less people then god

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#163 to #43 - dualshooter
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(02/19/2012) [-]
This is suicide for me to reply to a top comment 15 hours in with something theology related, but since you asked:

As far as Christianity goes, the theology behind Satan's motivations can be boiled down to
> Satan hates God
> God creates people in his own image
> people remind Satan of God
> Satan hates people

Satan knows he is doomed, and so out of spite he wants to take as many of 'God's beloved children' to hell with him, to try and hurt God in a final act of defiance. And so Satan will befriend and empower people who commit evil solely because it drags them ever closer to hell. After all, swallowing his pride and pretending to be their 'friend' for a few years is NOTHING compared to getting to watch them burn in hell for all eternity, right?

Anyway, that's the Christian's POV on it.

And now I wait for my ********* OF RED..
#255 to #163 - notabtard
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#957 to #163 - churrundo
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(02/20/2012) [-]
i read that in the bible it never says that he is punishing them, or that he is like a boss or a king in hell... actually it just says that hell is just fire burning forever, which makes sense with what you say, he's butthurt. MFW i read your comment
#366 to #43 - admiralen
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(02/19/2012) [-]
exactly, dexter aint evil
#235 to #43 - xshadeeisafag
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This is what people don't get... There wouldn't be any evil people if it weren't for the devil.
#72 to #43 - anon
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(02/19/2012) [-]
And if he likes evil and you go to hell for being a prick, he's gonna love you.
#360 to #43 - sgseight
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Holy **** STALKER!!! :D
#258 to #43 - yankadoodleshit
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I'm the complete opposite of Christian, that's why it annoys me to see only Christian posts and not actual funny.
I'm the complete opposite of Christian, that's why it annoys me to see only Christian posts and not actual funny.
#496 to #258 - cshp
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Even though there are eight posts about Atheism on the front page a day that aren't funny.
#9 - sosyourmom
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Hey Satan...
#34 to #9 - smoothrapsody
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#270 to #90 - smoothrapsody
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(02/19/2012) [-]
i dont know...
i dont know...
#31 - RandomAnonGuy
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>At public school
>Atheist, hang out with mostly atheists
>Christians in class talking about Christianity
>Don't interject because it's none of my business and I'm not that ass that tells people they're idiots.
>One turns to me, asks for my opinion on the verse they're talking about
>Tell them I haven't read it, they ask why
>Tell them I don't own a bible
>Next day, get offered free bibles
>Come home with half a dozen bibles
>Parents confused as hell
>Catholic girlfriend finds out I own bibles now
>Everyone I know praising the lord for my conversion, or telling me they respect my new beliefs
>Well ****
#56 to #31 - sebbiechan
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(02/19/2012) [-]
A simple "No thanks," when offered a bible didn't cross your mind?
#81 to #56 - RandomAnonGuy
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Maybe I was curious about what the bible said and wanted to get a first hand experience of it. Did that cross your mind?
#83 to #81 - sebbiechan
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Nope. But I do wonder why you took more than one.
#84 to #83 - RandomAnonGuy
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Different translations, didn't want to offend, nice to have multiple weapons in the event of a robbery... Many reasons. I do like my bibles now, even if I don't worship the content.
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#71 to #65 - shibdogg
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(02/19/2012) [-]
dude seriously
paragraphs
#266 to #71 - babyyoshi
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Because you can't.
#166 to #65 - dualshooter
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Could have used some >>> there dude...
#4 - haydenweb
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#57 - anon
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(02/19/2012) [-]
If they say "Praise the Lord" you should be able to say "Hail Satan". They can't punish you for a religious comment just because they don't agree with it.
#820 to #57 - nyancatttisawhore
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Its most likely a private christian school, so they can do whatever they want.
#62 to #57 - bakadot
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#779 - seljek
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**seljek rolls 00** hail flip flappity gumbochops
#783 to #779 - anon
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(02/19/2012) [-]
holy cum guzzling christ
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#296 - smilingmountain
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**smilingmountain rolls 99** Dubs and I kill these Zombies
**smilingmountain rolls 99** Dubs and I kill these Zombies
#298 to #296 - smilingmountain
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(02/19/2012) [-]
Success!!!
Success!!!
#273 - Pestilence
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(02/19/2012) [-]
>Suspended for religious beliefs
>Free country
>********
#320 to #273 - squareballs
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(02/19/2012) [-]
True Story Bro.
www.stafalcons.org/
This is where I go to
#359 to #273 - critique
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(02/19/2012) [-]
why this still happens to kids I will never understand...

"First amendment? PSSSSSSH I don't read the bible!"
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#601 - zombiepowder
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#654 to #601 - burritosupreme
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(02/19/2012) [-]
I LOLed and said "Thats horrible!" But Cleverrr