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100% OC. Actually Happened to me last week. He, Derping around at my Hostle Christian school Eye' I think it would he iunno to any Hail Eaten before I take a sh

Actually Happened to me last week

He, Derping around at my
Hostle Christian school
Eye'
I think it would he iunno to any
Hail Eaten before I take a shoe
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Hail Eaten"
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#3 - iamnewhere (02/19/2012) [-]
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#82 to #3 - fluffyzor (02/19/2012) [-]
Lucifer is a Troll and an advocate for\against humans.
Hes not the ultimate evil, he cant be, he does not posses the same powers as god.


PS. Killed less people then god

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#43 to #3 - bulldogworld **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#163 to #43 - dualshooter (02/19/2012) [-]
This is suicide for me to reply to a top comment 15 hours in with something theology related, but since you asked:

As far as Christianity goes, the theology behind Satan's motivations can be boiled down to
> Satan hates God
> God creates people in his own image
> people remind Satan of God
> Satan hates people

Satan knows he is doomed, and so out of spite he wants to take as many of 'God's beloved children' to hell with him, to try and hurt God in a final act of defiance. And so Satan will befriend and empower people who commit evil solely because it drags them ever closer to hell. After all, swallowing his pride and pretending to be their 'friend' for a few years is NOTHING compared to getting to watch them burn in hell for all eternity, right?

Anyway, that's the Christian's POV on it.

And now I wait for my ********* OF RED..
User avatar #255 to #163 - notabtard (02/19/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#957 to #163 - churrundo (02/20/2012) [-]
i read that in the bible it never says that he is punishing them, or that he is like a boss or a king in hell... actually it just says that hell is just fire burning forever, which makes sense with what you say, he's butthurt. MFW i read your comment
#72 to #43 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
And if he likes evil and you go to hell for being a prick, he's gonna love you.
User avatar #235 to #43 - xshadeeisafag (02/19/2012) [-]
This is what people don't get... There wouldn't be any evil people if it weren't for the devil.
#258 to #43 - yankadoodleshit (02/19/2012) [-]
I'm the complete opposite of Christian, that's why it annoys me to see only Christian posts and not actual funny.
I'm the complete opposite of Christian, that's why it annoys me to see only Christian posts and not actual funny.
User avatar #496 to #258 - cshp (02/19/2012) [-]
Even though there are eight posts about Atheism on the front page a day that aren't funny.
User avatar #366 to #43 - admiralen ONLINE (02/19/2012) [-]
exactly, dexter aint evil
User avatar #360 to #43 - sgseight (02/19/2012) [-]
Holy **** STALKER!!! :D
#57 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
If they say "Praise the Lord" you should be able to say "Hail Satan". They can't punish you for a religious comment just because they don't agree with it.
#820 to #57 - nyancatttisawhore (02/19/2012) [-]
Its most likely a private christian school, so they can do whatever they want.
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#263 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#996 to #263 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 586,111,512**
Shows up in thread
rolls national debt
#1000 to #263 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 06,851** quintacular!
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#905 to #263 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#778 to #263 - eaterofworlds (02/19/2012) [-]
**eaterofworlds rolls 281**
User avatar #720 to #263 - germanperv (02/19/2012) [-]
**germanperv rolls 6,685**
#622 to #263 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1,849**
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#272 to #263 - kyledp (02/19/2012) [-]
this is the 7th quads rolled i've seen.
#765 to #263 - therealdoctor (02/19/2012) [-]
Mother of god!
Mother of god!
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#426 to #263 - meanmamajama (02/19/2012) [-]
In all my life on funnyjunk.... I have never seen qauds.... thank you. You have blessed my soul...
In all my life on funnyjunk.... I have never seen qauds.... thank you. You have blessed my soul...
#857 to #426 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,815** Here have some other ones
#268 to #263 - professionalbadass (02/19/2012) [-]
HOREY SHET
HOREY SHET
User avatar #284 to #263 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (02/19/2012) [-]
If only you said "Hail Satain"
User avatar #393 to #284 - fuckingtrolls (02/19/2012) [-]
** ************* rolls 44** hail satan
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User avatar #730 to #393 - diddilydiddily (02/19/2012) [-]
**diddilydiddily rolls 320** hail satan~!
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User avatar #455 to #263 - ville (02/19/2012) [-]
2nd quads i have ever seen on this site
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#271 to #263 - gentleluger **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#952 to #263 - tsb (02/20/2012) [-]
**tsb rolls 519,904,260**
#956 to #263 - churrundo (02/20/2012) [-]
nuff said
User avatar #505 to #263 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
Mass message toenail clipping whore?
Really?
**** this
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#511 to #505 - twilightsparklemlp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #516 to #511 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
what a coincidense, exactly the amount of ***** I don't give about your quads
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#521 to #518 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
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Of course you ain't. you're getting 100's of pinkies for mass messaging your own lucky roll.
MFW IDGAF about your ****** roll, and don't need to be messaged about them
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User avatar #606 to #522 - ragingbrony ONLINE (02/19/2012) [-]
might be because it's the top rated comment on this content, as well as being on front page comments right now.

People go ******* over good rolls on this site
User avatar #523 to #522 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
That's the point, you wouldn't get as many toenail clippings if you weren't such an attention whore
User avatar #605 to #523 - ragingbrony ONLINE (02/19/2012) [-]
he has 52 friends, calm yourself. He got barely any from MMing it, he still would have gotten a lot because this site gets massive erections over rolls.
User avatar #607 to #605 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
I still think he's a Lamar Smith
User avatar #608 to #607 - ragingbrony ONLINE (02/19/2012) [-]
stop caring so much over thmbs
User avatar #609 to #608 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
It's not the toenail clippings, or maybe it is, I am annoyed that the only thing anybody is thinking about is toenail clippings
#665 to #609 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
lolk butthurt city here. I'm loving it. Keep going. Please do.
User avatar #669 to #609 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
Oh lawd, so many toenail clippings down, I think I am supposed to be impressed...
#686 to #669 - whatisthischeese (02/19/2012) [-]
what the fj community is doing to you right now
what the fj community is doing to you right now
User avatar #702 to #695 - whatisthischeese (02/19/2012) [-]
apparently you do seeing as you thu'umed me down but ok whatever you say buddy
User avatar #709 to #702 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
I didn't toenail clipping you down, but if you care so much about toenail clippings, I'll toenail clipping you back up
User avatar #711 to #709 - whatisthischeese (02/19/2012) [-]
i like your face
User avatar #718 to #711 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
you're creeping me out a little... is this about Admon's [ASL] post?
User avatar #917 to #721 - Radstock (02/19/2012) [-]
**Radstock rolls 4,556**
User avatar #723 to #721 - walcorn (02/19/2012) [-]
lol
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#998 to #263 - thechickenfuneral (02/20/2012) [-]
**thechickenfuneral rolls 41,731,821**
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#976 to #263 - aeternumvale (02/20/2012) [-]
"What's going on?"
"What did you do?"
"You used magic didn't you!"

P.S. only fabulous fillies will understand this.
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#822 to #263 - booboothegreat (02/19/2012) [-]
you win
you win
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#332 to #263 - bendybanders (02/19/2012) [-]
**bendybanders rolls 640**
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#473 to #263 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,709** Hail Satan
#285 to #263 - ahordeofnuns (02/19/2012) [-]
doesnt excite me anymore
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User avatar #985 to #285 - elunen (02/20/2012) [-]
**elunen rolls 52,644**

I know the feel
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User avatar #647 to #263 - welcometothejungle (02/19/2012) [-]
**welcometothejungle rolls 360**
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User avatar #689 to #263 - electrokooper (02/19/2012) [-]
pfft *roll 5*
User avatar #690 to #689 - electrokooper (02/19/2012) [-]
LOL WOOPS
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#798 to #263 - fidak (02/19/2012) [-]
**fidak rolls 96,432**
#799 to #263 - ryoichi (02/19/2012) [-]
**ryoichi rolls 193**
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#999 to #263 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 35,325** you win... this time
#281 to #263 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #997 to #263 - thegkexperience (02/20/2012) [-]
**thegkexperience rolls 9,024**
#995 to #263 - horsee (02/20/2012) [-]
**horsee rolls 604**
#968 to #263 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3,224** 5635
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#314 to #263 - berrybasher (02/19/2012) [-]
Are you masterchief?
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#274 to #263 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
WHAT? No way.
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#288 to #263 - goldenpotato (02/19/2012) [-]
**goldenpotato rolls 38** You, sir.

Are a ******* boss.

My face when
User avatar #871 to #263 - kaitheguy (02/19/2012) [-]
**kaitheguy rolls 110** HAIL SATAN
User avatar #880 to #871 - kaitheguy (02/19/2012) [-]
dubs! nooooo.. when i don't need you...
#935 to #263 - xadakk (02/20/2012) [-]
Epic. Just...Epic
Epic. Just...Epic
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#959 to #263 - xalaskanbullwormx (02/20/2012) [-]
**xalaskanbullwormx rolls 991**
#960 to #959 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
no.
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#336 to #263 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #973 to #263 - peepeethesailor (02/20/2012) [-]
**peepeethesailor rolls 200** 582
User avatar #974 to #973 - peepeethesailor (02/20/2012) [-]
Well inmate ****
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#958 to #263 - anon (02/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7,028**
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#728 to #263 - supercrazymonk (02/19/2012) [-]
**supercrazymonk rolled a random image posted in comment #2219710 at FJ Pony Thread **
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User avatar #654 to #601 - burritosupreme (02/19/2012) [-]
I LOLed and said "Thats horrible!" But Cleverrr
#296 - smilingmountain (02/19/2012) [-]
**smilingmountain rolls 99** Dubs and I kill these Zombies
**smilingmountain rolls 99** Dubs and I kill these Zombies
#298 to #296 - smilingmountain (02/19/2012) [-]
Success!!!
Success!!!
#9 - sosyourmom (02/19/2012) [-]
Hey Satan...
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#270 to #90 - smoothrapsody (02/19/2012) [-]
i dont know...
i dont know...
#850 - wafflehoney (02/19/2012) [-]
Oh, don't mind me I'm just passing by, leaving you with this.
Oh, don't mind me I'm just passing by, leaving you with this.
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#885 to #860 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
at a christian school
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#789 - margus (02/19/2012) [-]
So all black basketball players are Satan worshippers.
#779 - seljek (02/19/2012) [-]
**seljek rolls 00** hail flip flappity gumbochops
#783 to #779 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
holy cum guzzling christ
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#714 - zombiesfearme (02/19/2012) [-]
**zombiesfearme rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at One Does Simply Make A New Meme ** mfw your ass got suspended' but totally worth it
User avatar #31 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2012) [-]
>At public school
>Atheist, hang out with mostly atheists
>Christians in class talking about Christianity
>Don't interject because it's none of my business and I'm not that ass that tells people they're idiots.
>One turns to me, asks for my opinion on the verse they're talking about
>Tell them I haven't read it, they ask why
>Tell them I don't own a bible
>Next day, get offered free bibles
>Come home with half a dozen bibles
>Parents confused as hell
>Catholic girlfriend finds out I own bibles now
>Everyone I know praising the lord for my conversion, or telling me they respect my new beliefs
>Well ****
User avatar #56 to #31 - sebbiechan (02/19/2012) [-]
A simple "No thanks," when offered a bible didn't cross your mind?
User avatar #81 to #56 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2012) [-]
Maybe I was curious about what the bible said and wanted to get a first hand experience of it. Did that cross your mind?
User avatar #83 to #81 - sebbiechan (02/19/2012) [-]
Nope. But I do wonder why you took more than one.
User avatar #84 to #83 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2012) [-]
Different translations, didn't want to offend, nice to have multiple weapons in the event of a robbery... Many reasons. I do like my bibles now, even if I don't worship the content.
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#71 to #65 - shibdogg (02/19/2012) [-]
dude seriously
paragraphs
#266 to #71 - babyyoshi (02/19/2012) [-]
Because you can't.
User avatar #166 to #65 - dualshooter (02/19/2012) [-]
Could have used some >>> there dude...
#5 - anon (02/19/2012) [-]
wow, that's ridiculous, go back there and defend your first amendment right!
#312 - captaincupcakez (02/19/2012) [-]
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