Its funny :D. made me lol. Christianity virgin' Hazy Joesph I' m pregnant. I never cheated en yen. it was God who get me pregenant" Joesph Smith T' m starting a atheist humor
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Its funny :D

Christianity
virgin' Hazy
Joesph I' m pregnant. I never
cheated en yen. it was God who
get me pregenant"
Joesph Smith
T' m starting a new Religion
based on ancient golden tablets
that an angel let me read. They
are gene now ac no one else can
read them."
L. Hen Hubbard
Eaction Write:
Hey guys I' m starting a new
religion that is tatally true
and yes it seonds a lat like
science fiction! If yen want to
hear mere please give me maney"
Seems Legit!"
Euclidian
wing
I have a theory, based en B s _
scientific observations of reality '
and en reason" I
h ‘I INUITS Eli!“ HIT
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User avatar #993 - Serjical (02/19/2012) [-]
I believe in Thor.
1.)He has a hammer.
2.)He wasn't nailed to a cross.
3.)He's Scandinavian and a Viking.
4.)He makes ******* lightning.
5.)There's comic books and movies about him.
6.)God said that he'll get rid of evil. Thor said he'll destroy ice trolls. Do you see any ice trolls?
User avatar #1044 to #993 - xvicklepicklex (02/19/2012) [-]
**xvicklepicklex rolls 567** Ought Ought for Divine Intervention!
#1076 to #993 - kingoyaks (02/19/2012) [-]
Ice... trolls? I'm fairly sure that you mean Ice GIANT, no?

Correct me if I'm wrong...
#1016 to #993 - juckinfunk (02/19/2012) [-]
Jesus rose from the dead. Thor was killed by a snake...
User avatar #1113 to #1016 - skarre (02/19/2012) [-]
I isn't dead yet. Acording to norse mythology he will be killed by a enormous snake during ragnarokk.
And obviosly ragnarokk hasn't happened yet. Not that i'm suggesting I believe it ever will happen either.
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#1128 to #1005 - John Cena (02/19/2012) [-]
True, They are definitely the most badass
#1256 to #355 - randyhat (02/19/2012) [-]
Who would God be referring to as They?
#1189 - jepensequilestfou (02/19/2012) [-]
What a cool blue sea slug!
What a cool blue sea slug!
#1202 to #1189 - John Cena (02/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #268 at Back in the Day ** *roll 2*
#996 - Digitalphear ONLINE (02/19/2012) [-]
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I think evolution explains it all.
#195 - laughaha (02/18/2012) [-]
**laughaha rolls 1**
#200 to #195 - lazragoon (02/18/2012) [-]
Your hand?
#203 to #195 - paelaer (02/18/2012) [-]
**paelaer rolls 6** Have some of my friends, bro.
User avatar #205 to #203 - paelaer (02/18/2012) [-]
Looks like you get every finger on my left hand.
#748 to #205 - fuckingtrolls (02/19/2012) [-]
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wait, what?
#198 to #195 - laughaha (02/18/2012) [-]
that is correct
#870 - julianav (02/19/2012) [-]
just saiyan
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#383 to #274 - John Cena (02/19/2012) [-]
HO HOOOO, its funny because atheism is not a religion.
#393 to #383 - John Cena (02/19/2012) [-]
Hahahahahha you're ******* stupid.
#654 to #274 - hauntzor (02/19/2012) [-]
Hahaha Christians are ******* stupid

HEY DUDE WHOA, keep your opinions about my non-deistic beliefs to yourself!

Mfw
#670 - thebigcountry (02/19/2012) [-]
I don't understand Why everyone can't just live and let live... I believe in god, Atheists don't.... Don't 			*******		 throw facts at me to try to convert me and I won't throw bible quotes at you to try and get you to convert... I'm not talking about the post, the post made me lol (because yes religious people can have senses of humor) I just don't understand why we even have to fight about it.. Secondly, all of you who claim to be religious, while cursing and bitching out atheists, you just prove them right for your ignorance.... Instead as I said before, Live and let live... Is that too much to ask?
I don't understand Why everyone can't just live and let live... I believe in god, Atheists don't.... Don't ******* throw facts at me to try to convert me and I won't throw bible quotes at you to try and get you to convert... I'm not talking about the post, the post made me lol (because yes religious people can have senses of humor) I just don't understand why we even have to fight about it.. Secondly, all of you who claim to be religious, while cursing and bitching out atheists, you just prove them right for your ignorance.... Instead as I said before, Live and let live... Is that too much to ask?
#720 to #670 - John Cena (02/19/2012) [-]
I just find it funny you said not to throw facts at you, which normally facts are things that should prove something wrong and change someones belief since... you know... they're facts. While you say you won't throw 2000 year old quotes at us which obviously shouldn't affect anyones opinion on the matter. Just seems a little ignorant to ignore facts.
#1269 to #720 - thebigcountry (02/19/2012) [-]
another example of those who can't live and let live... I couldn't care less for my usage of words, but you brought it up anyway.... My message is clear, "don't start 			****		 and everyone is happy."... Better wording?
another example of those who can't live and let live... I couldn't care less for my usage of words, but you brought it up anyway.... My message is clear, "don't start **** and everyone is happy."... Better wording?
#741 to #720 - John Cena (02/19/2012) [-]
Some people are happy with their religion and don't want anyone to try and get them to change their mind.
#769 to #741 - John Cena (02/19/2012) [-]
But that's still ignorance though... A fact is a fact, it's not changing and it's right. If that proves your religion wrong then I'm sorry but I think you should grow up and accept it. I want to believe a fat guy in a red suit will bring me presents once a year because that would make me happy, but sadly it just isn't real
#703 to #670 - Mahnster (02/19/2012) [-]
Thank you, sir. I second this as a non-psycho Christian.
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#289 - sonnenbankshaver (02/19/2012) [-]
Isent it time to stop this fighting? I mean, couldent humanity achieve much greater things if everyone works togther? it doesent matter what religion you believe in, its just the fact that you believe, and that this will make you a good person.   
   
God isent some fictional beeing, the whole universe, everything, the reason for existance, the unknown power that created everything, that is the essence of life, which some people call god, and others call science, afterall its the same. So why fight over it? This has been going on too long, and if we spend all our energy on fighting about who is right or who is wrong, we wont go anywhere...   
   
   
   
Just my humble opinion.   
   
btw sorry for my grammar i know it sucks.
Isent it time to stop this fighting? I mean, couldent humanity achieve much greater things if everyone works togther? it doesent matter what religion you believe in, its just the fact that you believe, and that this will make you a good person.

God isent some fictional beeing, the whole universe, everything, the reason for existance, the unknown power that created everything, that is the essence of life, which some people call god, and others call science, afterall its the same. So why fight over it? This has been going on too long, and if we spend all our energy on fighting about who is right or who is wrong, we wont go anywhere...



Just my humble opinion.

btw sorry for my grammar i know it sucks.
#413 to #289 - Rustywolf (02/19/2012) [-]
Ands that why you posted it on the internet, on one website, on one post?
#432 to #413 - sonnenbankshaver (02/19/2012) [-]
Well, you got to start somewhere :)
#952 - jjholt (02/19/2012) [-]
@ everyone in the comments
#813 - milehighpride (02/19/2012) [-]
UH OH SOMEONE MENTIONED RELIGION ON THE INTERNET. EVERYONE GET OUT YOUR G.E.D.S IT'S TIME TO ARGUE.
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#836 - artsmart (02/19/2012) [-]
dont forget pastafarian or church of the flying spaghetti monster...wwfsmd?
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