Tips on how to escape friendzone. .
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#8 - ortonja (02/18/2012) [-]
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#9 to #8 - tylersaurusrex (02/19/2012) [-]
Did somebody say rape?
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#99 to #96 - themrkurtcobain (02/19/2012) [-]
because i'm sure raping the chick you like will really want her to date you even more
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#112 to #101 - elmokllr **User deleted account** (02/19/2012) [-]
******* lol'd
#1 - trollzorr (02/18/2012) [-]
tooo long of a wait but it mite work
#69 - yoozel (02/19/2012) [-]
Legit; here's how you escape the friend zone.

Chloroform and duct tape.
#93 - Rascal (02/19/2012) [-]
To escape the friendzone, go for her sister, not only will you no longer be friendzoned, she wont even want to be your friend
#211 - JohnJohnboy (02/19/2012) [-]
For women, it doesn't work if he's doing science
#214 to #211 - anone (02/19/2012) [-]
the younger years of Bill Nye the awesome science guy
#209 to #195 - Rascal (02/19/2012) [-]
Please explain how a 100$ bill is 6 inches long.
#231 to #209 - extremistpain (02/19/2012) [-]
here you go. keep in mind all American bills are a standard size.
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#86 - demetzgermeister (02/19/2012) [-]
or this.
#12 - ragingbrony ONLINE (02/19/2012) [-]
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I'd probably crack after a week.
User avatar #2 - Kharn (02/18/2012) [-]
"Frothing at the gash"

This laughing isn't helping my chest pain at all.
#4 to #2 - darrelltwo (02/18/2012) [-]
then why on funnyjunk?
User avatar #46 to #4 - supremetaco (02/19/2012) [-]
because no more funny.
#47 to #46 - darrelltwo (02/19/2012) [-]
i agree, i treid but failed at trolling... funny junk ceased being funny a while ago
#49 to #47 - darrelltwo (02/19/2012) [-]
tried*
#21 - Rascal (02/19/2012) [-]
How to not give a **** .

1. Don't
#27 - Rascal (02/19/2012) [-]
I thought "hey maybe this will work on the guy I like" then I saw the bottom and was like "oh yeah..."
#56 - zombiesfearme (02/19/2012) [-]
**zombiesfearme rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at You are now aware... ** mfw the end

lold so hard.
#75 - Mackenzieofcourse (02/19/2012) [-]
There needs to be real instructions for girls trying to escape the friendzone..
That tit thing is desperate..

..and does not work.
#77 to #75 - Rascal (02/19/2012) [-]
try it on me ;)
#105 to #75 - doctorkepper (02/19/2012) [-]
Try not being ugly or fat, whatever the case may be. Men are shallow. If you're not ugly or fat, then I don't know.



(not trying to be mean, sometimes you just can't get out of the friendzone)
#102 to #75 - Rascal (02/19/2012) [-]
Just wait around and hope the guy makes the move first.   
   
Or, ya know, ASK HIM OUT.
Just wait around and hope the guy makes the move first.

Or, ya know, ASK HIM OUT.
#103 to #102 - Mackenzieofcourse (02/19/2012) [-]
I feel like you don't get the whole "friendzone" thing.
It means you've tried romantically but the other person sees you as just a friend.
#115 to #103 - Rascal (02/19/2012) [-]
Well thats impossible then. Guys jump at the chance for pussy so you probably aren't his cup of tea.

He might consider being a ********* if you're lucky.

Good luck yo',
User avatar #92 to #75 - xxxtsubasaholic (02/19/2012) [-]
Worked for me.
#119 to #75 - critique (02/19/2012) [-]
Funny junk is not the best site for female advise, but occasionally you do run into other girls with the same issues, and it's nice to know you're not alone :)

pic somewhat related


User avatar #79 to #75 - imjohnwaynepilgrim (02/19/2012) [-]
then your friend is a gay.
#181 - crashxjr (02/19/2012) [-]
Now I can escape the "FRIENDZONE."
#176 - gemleonn (02/19/2012) [-]
All I can say.. is WUT.
#137 - twatmissile (02/19/2012) [-]
frothing at the gash....... flapping meat curtain.....
i gotta say, these are terms i have never heard before........
good post though- makes sense, imma try it
User avatar #161 to #137 - codeboy (02/19/2012) [-]
Can i tell you a secret?

#167 to #164 - seniorsmoothybuns (02/19/2012) [-]
LICK THE BOOK!!
#171 to #167 - codeboy (02/19/2012) [-]
YOU WEREN'T PART OF THE SECRET
YOU WEREN'T PART OF THE SECRET
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