Know That Feel Bro?

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(02/16/2012)[-]

>I have Bradycardia (Slow pulse)
>been sitting down for 8 hours
>Stand up
>This effect lasts for about 3 seconds
>I pass out
>I fall and smash my face against TV
>TV knocks over cabinet and crushes cat
>Cat's crying causes sister to run into room
>I begin to **** myself
>**** flying every
>sister ******** too
>mom comes in room
>up to her sides in ****
> spaghetti starts pouring out of crack in TV
>we're drowning in **** and spaghetti
>I begin barking incessantly
>WTF i am dog
>We are all dog
>Die.
>MFW

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#87 - frenshsik

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(02/16/2012)[-]

The **** just hapenned ?
Well guys, someone tell him because I can't

#92 to #87 - superpedodonkey

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(02/16/2012)[-]

**superpedodonkey rolls 42** lets just say 'job interview', thats what happened

#159 to #87 - thatwasexotic

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**thatwasexotic rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Fact Sphere Facts 2. ** i like where this is going

#29 - DivideByO

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(02/16/2012)[-]

Orthostatic Hyoptension.

I have it, many people do.

Your blood pressure drops instead of going up when you stand up.

Eat more salt in your diet, it helps.

#33 to #29 - Nameloc

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(02/16/2012)[-]

Now I get to add that to the list of medical problems I have;

Rheumatoid Arthritis
Dermatitis (Hereditary)
Orthostatic Hypotension
Flat footed

#541 to #33 - fadetometallica

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(02/16/2012)[-]

Tourette Syndrome
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

FEELS ******* CRAZY MAN

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(02/16/2012)[-]

you forgot chronic pussyitus

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(02/16/2012)[-]

Everybody's BP goes down for a split second or two (but only by a little bit). However in people with orthostatic/postural hypotension the BP drops more than normal.

This can be due to several factors. One of them is if you naturally have low BP. But more commonly it's due to either dehydration or if you have been lying down for a long period and your body has become accustomed to a lowered BP. The best thing to do is keep well hydrated and get up slowly if you have been lying down for too long (eg. sit up for a few seconds first and then stand).

I wouldn't go increasing salt in your diet on the back of one episode. Too much salt can lead to chronic high BP which is bad for your heart and blood vessels.

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#3 - dreigamos

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(02/15/2012)[-]

When you stand up quickly gravity pulls blood from your brain towards your feet and blood doesn't return to the brain until the next heart beat. With a slow pulse, this takes a second or two and that is enough time to feel the lack of oxygen in the symptom of lightheadedness or dizziness.

#14 to #3 - sexybarracuda

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(02/16/2012)[-]

Oh Shelly quit showing off your smarts and go read the Bible.

#15 to #14 - dreigamos

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(02/16/2012)[-]

But mother i was simply explaining to my rather dimwitted associate the reason as to why when one stands up after a long period of lying down or sitting dizziness ensues

#16 to #15 - sexybarracuda

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(02/16/2012)[-]

Ok son. Jesus still loves you.

#17 to #16 - dreigamos

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(02/16/2012)[-]

(I wish some one would love me)

#102 to #17 - spankyy

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(02/16/2012)[-]

this was glorious

#7 to #3 - bobbykins

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(02/15/2012)[-]

...We have slow pulses?.....is that bad?

#9 to #7 - dreigamos

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(02/15/2012)[-]

Merely a result of the fact that you have for the most part been sitting or lying down so you are not exerting yourself so your heart relaxes as there is less need for blood to go around the body.

#13 to #9 - brendeniskool

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(02/16/2012)[-]

and...you're in my spot!!!

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#301 to #270 - aoneoneverything

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(02/16/2012)[-]

you have to toenail clipping down on the bottom one, since its the inverse of the top. But no really, i dont know why im so fascinated by that.

#232 - songemot

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(02/16/2012)[-]

>wake up
>feel awesome
>jump out of bed
>suddenly dizzy and tired
>vision going black
>dafuq is dis ****
>everything goes back to normal
>feeling awesome again
>become a truck
>run over penguins
>i am the king of antarctica
>unlimited bacon
>george washington is the palace chef
>i don't eat because i'm a truck

#53 - pictureperfectt

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(02/16/2012)[-]

Hi brahs! Some useful medical info here, so lets-a-go!
Fact:That light-headedness is caused when you get up too fast off of a sofa or floor. This is because of discombobulation. Very simply, just get off the sofa slower. :D hope this helped

#75 to #53 - shugudugs

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#167 to #75 - raulito

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(02/16/2012)[-]

What show is that? It seems awesome!

#275 to #167 - freddielovesmen

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(02/16/2012)[-]

Psych

#318 to #167 - hamadeo

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(02/16/2012)[-]

It IS awesome.

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(02/16/2012)[-]

No it is due to postural hypotension. Discombobulation is a symptom not a cause. However your advice of getting up from the sofa slower is correct.

#528 - manofparody

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#19 - xKaLiFx

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(02/16/2012)[-]

I didn't like it, so I was going to skip. But OC said not to skip. So

-1 for your whinging in the desc. bitch.

#20 to #19 - iamonfire

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(02/16/2012)[-]

-2 for you being a douche

#21 to #20 - ruraidhri

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(02/16/2012)[-]

+1 because i agree with you.

#23 to #21 - bobbykins

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(02/16/2012)[-]

This looks fun. Me too

#101 to #23 - spankyy

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(02/16/2012)[-]

I just want to belong

#249 - Digitalphear

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(02/16/2012)[-]

>take a nice hot bath
>get out after about 30 minutes
>stand up
>holy **** what is this feeling, I can't keep myself standing up
>fall down, hit head on sink
>black out
>wake up in Australia
>I am a kangaroo
>hear gunshots
>being chased by poachers
>pull out my .45 and pop a cap in their ass
>pull out my kangaroo dick and **** their bullet holes
>suddenly wake up
>parents standing over me
>dad whips out his dick and starts cumming on my face
>mom whips out her dick and does the same
>I gather all the hot cum and put it on an ice cream sundae
>serve it to the children outside my truck
>I am an ice cream man

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