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MOTHER OF ME!

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Submitted: 02/14/2012
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#279 - jimboblewoo (02/26/2012) [-]
**jimboblewoo rolled a random image posted in comment #186 at dump pony folder! **
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#268 - insidious (02/15/2012) [-]
Funny howOH PEEthrew on his "discreet" watermarks making you assume that it's his own oc, when I'm positive that I was linked to a similar shitty site we should ignore post a few days ago. If you're going to steal content from shitty site we should ignore; don't claim that it's your own oc.
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#260 - eowyn (02/15/2012) [-]
**eowyn rolled a random image posted in comment #2103381 at FJ Pony Thread **

I was going to make a comment about how gay it is to stare at their cackes.

But then I realized.

I do it too.

It's so hard to look away.

So, so, hard.
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User avatar #258 - megustaaa (02/15/2012) [-]
YOU NEED HELP!
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#256 - themaxruler (02/15/2012) [-]
They have a small cack as it was a sign of intelligence.
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User avatar #259 to #256 - Gurkinz (02/15/2012) [-]
Trudat.
Large cack was a sign of barbarianism.
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#261 to #259 - Krystyn (02/15/2012) [-]
Call me Conan (; Loljk I'm a girl ._.
Call me Conan (;
Loljk I'm a girl ._.
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User avatar #263 to #261 - Gurkinz (02/15/2012) [-]
y no boobies.
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#252 - Virt (02/15/2012) [-]

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#250 - celestepastore (02/15/2012) [-]
**celestepastore rolled a random image posted in comment #2148546 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW
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#251 to #250 - celestepastore (02/15/2012) [-]
Also...
Also...
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#253 to #251 - Virt (02/15/2012) [-]
might be better
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User avatar #269 to #253 - celestepastore (02/15/2012) [-]
Well I would've just posted the "that's a cack" but FJ is doing this weird thing where if I just try to comment on my own it won't let me post pics... It's making me rage.
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#248 - dahmercommajeff (02/15/2012) [-]
The Greeks/Romans saw it as unclean to have a big ol' dick. One of their greatest mistakes other than sex with little boys..
The Greeks/Romans saw it as unclean to have a big ol' dick. One of their greatest mistakes other than sex with little boys..
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#247 - schrodngrscat (02/15/2012) [-]
If you mean that you're a god because you have a very small cack like they do, then yes, you are a god.
Kidding... Relax...
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#242 - newguysilver **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
**newguysilver rolls 87,483**
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#240 - masterofpoo (02/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

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User avatar #233 - FanMan ONLINE (02/15/2012) [-]
Why are not dicks NSFW when boobs are?
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User avatar #262 to #233 - trollmetoday (02/15/2012) [-]
Because it's art. Statues depicting boobs are allowed in the SFW as well.
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User avatar #229 - francineforpres **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
I bet if these were statues of women, it would be flagged for porn.. :P
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#238 to #229 - piratelord ONLINE (02/15/2012) [-]
i would not flag it at all i'd be like <---
i would not flag it at all i'd be like
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User avatar #225 - demandsgayversion (02/15/2012) [-]
To be fair, you can't judge a cack by it's flaccid size. Some of the largest cacks are quite small when not horny. Just a tip from your friendly neighborhood homo.
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#239 to #225 - jordni (02/15/2012) [-]
Mine goes

2" to 6.7" in 2 seconds flat
it also has really good breaks (sadly)
6.7" to 2" in 300 seconds flat (super sad face)
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#264 to #239 - trollmetoday (02/15/2012) [-]
Why did you feel the need to share that?
Why did you feel the need to share that?
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User avatar #265 to #264 - jordni (02/15/2012) [-]
FOR THE RED toenail clippingS
YEY!
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User avatar #241 to #239 - jordni (02/15/2012) [-]
I believe the saying is

I'm a grower not a show'er

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User avatar #231 to #225 - xcookx (02/15/2012) [-]
friendly neighborhood homo sounds like a censor for "that good feeling when you poop"
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User avatar #228 to #225 - stallwallwriter (02/15/2012) [-]
I feel like the "friendly neighbourhood homo" should come with an awesome cape or a badge or something.
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#224 - auscol (02/15/2012) [-]
Interesting fact: Artists back then gave sculptures small cackes because they believed that large cackes were barbaric.
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User avatar #232 to #224 - brassknots (02/15/2012) [-]
Hes right you know. Small dicks were considered to be more civilized then bigger dicks.
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#220 - itsandrewbitch (02/15/2012) [-]
well were heading into the 23 hour mark, thanks for the front page guise!
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#217 - evenme (02/15/2012) [-]
Either the joke is that he got just as small dick as the other gods, or that he got a bigger dick than a god and therefor must be a god.
Personally i like to think he got a small dick. :P

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#244 to #215 - alexcaty ONLINE (02/15/2012) [-]
Adam also has some pretty epic nipples though ...
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#272 to #244 - mycatislookingatme (02/15/2012) [-]
I watermarked them when I uploaded it as OC
I watermarked them when I uploaded it as OC
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#257 to #244 - zombiefacepuncher (02/15/2012) [-]
god and the 72 virgins
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#218 to #215 - zombiefacepuncher (02/15/2012) [-]
thats cuz hes white
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#213 - casadue (02/15/2012) [-]
‎"Heard around the office you have a fat cock"
"Yes, I do"
"I got a fat cock too"
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User avatar #276 to #213 - retroguykuploogey **User deleted account** (02/16/2012) [-]
maybe we should put our fat cocks together sometime
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#278 to #276 - casadue (02/16/2012) [-]
two fat cocks... oil...
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