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#63 - irsdbhs (02/15/2012) [-]
Okay I'll share a story to keep us lonely people out of depression.   
>I Have invisibility.    
>Get on planes to travel the world for free.    
>One time I decided to listen to music cus I was bored.    
>People see floating earphones.    
>Everyone freaks the 						****					 out, random bitches swinging at the air beating the 						****					 out of me and the air.    
>Place earphones in pocket and run like a bitch.    
>Earphones are spaghetti.    
>Spaghetti begins to reproduce until the whole plane is spaghetti.    
>Terrorist out of 						*******					 nowhere.    
>Plane blows up, spaghetti fills the ocean.    
>Tides of spaghetti began to kill people.    
>Spaghetti takes over the world.    
>Spaghetti are now the dominant specie, with their own spaghetti porn and 						****					.    
>Last humans Nuke the 						****					 out of spaghetti.    
>Everyone dies.    
>Everyone goes to heaven.    
>They get on the floor.    
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Okay I'll share a story to keep us lonely people out of depression.
>I Have invisibility.
>Get on planes to travel the world for free.
>One time I decided to listen to music cus I was bored.
>People see floating earphones.
>Everyone freaks the **** out, random bitches swinging at the air beating the **** out of me and the air.
>Place earphones in pocket and run like a bitch.
>Earphones are spaghetti.
>Spaghetti begins to reproduce until the whole plane is spaghetti.
>Terrorist out of ******* nowhere.
>Plane blows up, spaghetti fills the ocean.
>Tides of spaghetti began to kill people.
>Spaghetti takes over the world.
>Spaghetti are now the dominant specie, with their own spaghetti porn and **** .
>Last humans Nuke the **** out of spaghetti.
>Everyone dies.
>Everyone goes to heaven.
>They get on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
#186 to #63 - lucasman (02/15/2012) [-]
EVERYONE!
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User avatar #98 to #63 - shitshitshit (02/15/2012) [-]
oh for...if your going to tell the story properly you need to include when the dildodinos attacked
User avatar #79 to #63 - grubbah (02/15/2012) [-]
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
#75 to #63 - siredvard (02/15/2012) [-]
John L. is that you?
User avatar #66 to #63 - creamymcgee (02/15/2012) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if I saw this on Front page.
#65 to #63 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
Well played.
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