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Just happened to me..

rne and my friend with .
hey derp, come in benefits
tomorrow my
We mine s' mom a ratted
ea flier the n expected
HIDE IN
DERPINA
HEARD "
SOMETHING
COMING FROM
THE CLOSET!!
t@ tha% WHO IS
I WILL TAKE A
LOOK AT THEE
CLOSET!
d ND IT' S BETTER
DONT BE
OTHING THERE!
get out like a boss
...
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#11 - meinkompf (02/15/2012) [-]
"And it's better dont be nothing there!" Sometimes I worry about the state of things here on the internet.
User avatar #97 to #11 - thedungeonmaster (02/15/2012) [-]
Lets give him the benefit of the doubt and say that english isn't his native language. Or we could not causeOH PEEis a Lamar Smith anyway.
User avatar #23 to #11 - xisiktik (02/15/2012) [-]
OP must be from the south.....
#64 to #23 - Leumascar (02/15/2012) [-]
Not all talks that we do!
#105 to #64 - meinkompf (02/15/2012) [-]
Does Yoda really have bad grammar or does he just utilize inverse sentence structure?
#104 to #23 - meinkompf (02/15/2012) [-]
I'm from the South and lived in a podunk area full of rednecks and country bumpkins for the first 18 years of my life. I am now at a college 2 hours from this area, and still I am surrounded by rednecks and country bumpkins. Being in a geographical region doesn't affect one's grammar unless one allows it to do so. Admittedly I have had the advantage of two parents with graduate degrees (who each have pretty bad southern accents themselves to be honest), but I have still had to work to maintain my own proficiency with language.
#12 to #11 - waffies (02/15/2012) [-]
I snickered way too hard at your comment.
#66 - bloodinhonor (02/15/2012) [-]
I guess you could say





Op came out of the closet
#47 - desadaptado (02/15/2012) [-]
Hello ma'am! :D
Hello ma'am! :D
#59 to #47 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
I think this was funnier than the post itself lol
#44 - nithorry ONLINE (02/15/2012) [-]
WELCOME TO NARNIA
WELCOME TO NARNIA
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#50 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
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#4 - inkigay (02/14/2012) [-]
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#6 to #4 - diirtyxweezy (02/15/2012) [-]
i have watched that gif countless times and still dont know wtf im watching...
User avatar #17 to #6 - adunsaveme (02/15/2012) [-]
The guy who is sitting up at the end flips the guy with the green. The guy with the green, during the flip, tries to turn it over and make himself come out on top, The other guy is like 'hell naw' and quickly rolls further, trapping the green guy and making a confusing GIF.
#100 to #18 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
COS YO MOMMAS LIVES IN DA SUEWRE!!!!! BURN

~IAMTHEBESTINTHEWAR
#28 - leesa (02/15/2012) [-]
>My friend and his girlfriend lying on girlfriends couch   
>Things get heated and they try anal for the first time   
>Sticks it in her pooper and hits a nerve   
>She starts 			********		 uncontrollably all over white suede couch   
>Hot brown part-liquid 			****		 seeping into couch cushions   
>Hears her parents pulling in the driveway   
>Both of them frantically scooping up clumps of 			****		 with their bare hands   
>Hears parents putting key into door   
>Runs like 			****		 out the back door holding out 			****		 covered hands in front of him   
>Get a phone call next day from hysterically sobbing girlfriend   
>She blamed it on the dog    
>Parents are taking dog to the vet to be put down   
>Breaks up with him   
>Doesn't matter had sex
>My friend and his girlfriend lying on girlfriends couch
>Things get heated and they try anal for the first time
>Sticks it in her pooper and hits a nerve
>She starts ******** uncontrollably all over white suede couch
>Hot brown part-liquid **** seeping into couch cushions
>Hears her parents pulling in the driveway
>Both of them frantically scooping up clumps of **** with their bare hands
>Hears parents putting key into door
>Runs like **** out the back door holding out **** covered hands in front of him
>Get a phone call next day from hysterically sobbing girlfriend
>She blamed it on the dog
>Parents are taking dog to the vet to be put down
>Breaks up with him
>Doesn't matter had sex
+1
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#102 to #51 - leesa (02/15/2012) [-]
He, uh, told me about it
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#38 to #28 - holololland (02/15/2012) [-]
Damn..   
   
Heard a story like yours a few years back..   
			****		 literally happened 15 minutes afterwards while they were cuddling on the couch.   
The parents had that dog for 9 years and had him put down.    
   
The couple didn't break up tough..
Damn..

Heard a story like yours a few years back..
**** literally happened 15 minutes afterwards while they were cuddling on the couch.
The parents had that dog for 9 years and had him put down.

The couple didn't break up tough..
#84 - tokazakime (02/15/2012) [-]
>Friends with benefits
#48 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
i would have rapped myself up in random clothing and smash through the door screaming "FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAN!!!!" and run roaring out of the house.   
   
but thats just me.
i would have rapped myself up in random clothing and smash through the door screaming "FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAN!!!!" and run roaring out of the house.

but thats just me.
User avatar #58 to #48 - iphoneguy (02/15/2012) [-]
kitty0706 epic win
#33 - pickledpicklez (02/15/2012) [-]
first thing on fj i've loled legitimately at in a while

bravo
#16 - SnacksJr (02/15/2012) [-]
The best story like this is:
>my friend was with his friend with benefits
>her parents weren't home
>starts to finger her
>shes a squirter
>lady-came on floor
>wood floors
>she finished
>suddenly, parents with her little sister
>100% pure panic mode
>covered their **** asap
>little sister walks by and steps in her lady-cum puddle
>still in sneakers
>squeaks all over the house
>9001 level of awkward commences
>game over
#26 - jackbo (02/15/2012) [-]
"And it's better dont be nothing there!"
"And it's better dont be nothing there!"
#43 - empithree (02/15/2012) [-]
meanwhile in reality
meanwhile in reality
#2 - freaxxshow (02/14/2012) [-]
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