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Just happened to me..

rne and my friend with .
hey derp, come in benefits
tomorrow my
We mine s' mom a ratted
ea flier the n expected
HIDE IN
DERPINA
HEARD "
SOMETHING
COMING FROM
THE CLOSET!!
t@ tha% WHO IS
I WILL TAKE A
LOOK AT THEE
CLOSET!
d ND IT' S BETTER
DONT BE
OTHING THERE!
get out like a boss
...
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Submitted: 02/14/2012
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#11 - meinkompf (02/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
"And it's better dont be nothing there!" Sometimes I worry about the state of things here on the internet.
#28 - leesa (02/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>My friend and his girlfriend lying on girlfriends couch   
>Things get heated and they try anal for the first time   
>Sticks it in her pooper and hits a nerve   
>She starts 						********					 uncontrollably all over white suede couch   
>Hot brown part-liquid 						****					 seeping into couch cushions   
>Hears her parents pulling in the driveway   
>Both of them frantically scooping up clumps of 						****					 with their bare hands   
>Hears parents putting key into door   
>Runs like 						****					 out the back door holding out 						****					 covered hands in front of him   
>Get a phone call next day from hysterically sobbing girlfriend   
>She blamed it on the dog    
>Parents are taking dog to the vet to be put down   
>Breaks up with him   
>Doesn't matter had sex
>My friend and his girlfriend lying on girlfriends couch
>Things get heated and they try anal for the first time
>Sticks it in her pooper and hits a nerve
>She starts ******** uncontrollably all over white suede couch
>Hot brown part-liquid **** seeping into couch cushions
>Hears her parents pulling in the driveway
>Both of them frantically scooping up clumps of **** with their bare hands
>Hears parents putting key into door
>Runs like **** out the back door holding out **** covered hands in front of him
>Get a phone call next day from hysterically sobbing girlfriend
>She blamed it on the dog
>Parents are taking dog to the vet to be put down
>Breaks up with him
>Doesn't matter had sex
#66 - bloodinhonor (02/15/2012) [-]
I guess you could say





Op came out of the closet
#44 - nithorry (02/15/2012) [-]
WELCOME TO NARNIA
WELCOME TO NARNIA
#47 - desadaptado (02/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hello ma'am! :D
Hello ma'am! :D
#50 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
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#4 - inkigay (02/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#16 - SnacksJr (02/15/2012) [-]
The best story like this is:
>my friend was with his friend with benefits
>her parents weren't home
>starts to finger her
>shes a squirter
>lady-came on floor
>wood floors
>she finished
>suddenly, parents with her little sister
>100% pure panic mode
>covered their **** asap
>little sister walks by and steps in her lady-cum puddle
>still in sneakers
>squeaks all over the house
>9001 level of awkward commences
>game over
#43 - empithree (02/15/2012) [-]
meanwhile in reality
meanwhile in reality
#26 - jackbo (02/15/2012) [-]
"And it's better dont be nothing there!"
"And it's better dont be nothing there!"
#84 - tokazakime (02/15/2012) [-]
>Friends with benefits
#48 - anon (02/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i would have rapped myself up in random clothing and smash through the door screaming "FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAN!!!!" and run roaring out of the house.   
   
but thats just me.
i would have rapped myself up in random clothing and smash through the door screaming "FOR NARNIA! AND FOR ASLAN!!!!" and run roaring out of the house.

but thats just me.
#33 - pickledpicklez (02/15/2012) [-]
first thing on fj i've loled legitimately at in a while

bravo
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