The Curious Case of Nicholas Cage. Hope you enjoy this as much as Nicholas Cage's movies... (Please enjoy it more!). As many ofyou may know, Nicholas Cage has r nick nicholas Cage bees declaration of i
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The Curious Case of Nicholas Cage

 
The Curious Case of Nicholas Cage. Hope you enjoy this as much as Nicholas Cage's movies... (Please enjoy it more!). As many ofyou may know, Nicholas Cage has r

Hope you enjoy this as much as Nicholas Cage's movies... (Please enjoy it more!)

As many ofyou may know,
Nicholas Cage has recently
been rumored to be a vampire
or at least immortal being.
The suspisious arised when a
man tried selling a photograph
from the claiming it to be
Nicholas Cage.
Striking similarities right? But
it wasn' t enough to convince
me. I then started my research
and what I found would be
more startling than just mere
vampirism...
Astartes researching
Revolutionary War paintings
and textbooks. What I found
was ineffable.
That' s right, I found
Nicholas in a
Revolutionary War
painting.
I kept going back and
the more I would find!
Plymouth Rock 1620 AD
Illustration of the
Black Plague 1348 AD
Nick fighting the
Crusades in 1098 AD
Milli
Nick at the
Carnation of Charle Magne
carnation in 800 AD
Nicholas Cage at
the miracle of
fish and loaves
44 BC
Nicholas fighting at
The Battle of Thermopylae
480 BC
will
Nicholas in an Ancient
Egyptian painting
Year unknown
So there it is. I hope this brings
a new perspective to a spectacular
phenomena. Only one man knows
what Nicholas Cage has been up to
throughout human history and that is
Nicholas Cage. One must ask is he
here here for good or evil... or to
steal the Declaration of the
Independence?
by Badonde
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Views: 91584 Submitted: 02/14/2012