The Curious Case of Nicholas Cage. Hope you enjoy this as much as Nicholas Cage's movies... (Please enjoy it more!). As many ofyou may know, Nicholas Cage has r nick nicholas Cage bees declaration of i
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The Curious Case of Nicholas Cage

 
The Curious Case of Nicholas Cage. Hope you enjoy this as much as Nicholas Cage's movies... (Please enjoy it more!). As many ofyou may know, Nicholas Cage has r

Hope you enjoy this as much as Nicholas Cage's movies... (Please enjoy it more!)

As many ofyou may know,
Nicholas Cage has recently
been rumored to be a vampire
or at least immortal being.
The suspisious arised when a
man tried selling a photograph
from the claiming it to be
Nicholas Cage.
Striking similarities right? But
it wasn' t enough to convince
me. I then started my research
and what I found would be
more startling than just mere
vampirism...
Astartes researching
Revolutionary War paintings
and textbooks. What I found
was ineffable.
That' s right, I found
Nicholas in a
Revolutionary War
painting.
I kept going back and
the more I would find!
Plymouth Rock 1620 AD
Illustration of the
Black Plague 1348 AD
Nick fighting the
Crusades in 1098 AD
Milli
Nick at the
Carnation of Charle Magne
carnation in 800 AD
Nicholas Cage at
the miracle of
fish and loaves
44 BC
Nicholas fighting at
The Battle of Thermopylae
480 BC
will
Nicholas in an Ancient
Egyptian painting
Year unknown
So there it is. I hope this brings
a new perspective to a spectacular
phenomena. Only one man knows
what Nicholas Cage has been up to
throughout human history and that is
Nicholas Cage. One must ask is he
here here for good or evil... or to
steal the Declaration of the
Independence?
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#25 - pizzasoup (02/14/2012) [-]
So apparently Nicholas Cage and Keanu Reeves have been locked in an epic struggle spanning centuries.

AWESOME.
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User avatar #259 to #25 - notabtard (02/14/2012) [-]
Sounds like highlander...
#572 to #25 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
There can only be one!
#189 to #25 - darklordtorex (02/14/2012) [-]
o...m...f...g....THE MASTER AND THE DOCTOR O,.,O
User avatar #320 to #238 - darklordtorex (02/15/2012) [-]
You deserve more then the one, tiny toenail clipping i can give!
#429 to #189 - yankadoodleshit (02/15/2012) [-]
Weeaboo emoticons.
User avatar #446 to #429 - darklordtorex (02/15/2012) [-]
How exactly am i being weeaboo? I legitimately have no idea, if its because of the "O,.,O" I have used that since the dawn of time.
#515 to #429 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (02/15/2012) [-]
>Implying emoticons have anything to do with Weeaboos
User avatar #523 to #515 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (02/15/2012) [-]
Not that Weeaboos aren't fa­ggots who use emoticons, it's just that emoticons are not solely for their use.
User avatar #599 to #515 - yankadoodleshit (02/15/2012) [-]
Weeaboos mostly use them, along with the Tumblrs
#19 - lolis (02/14/2012) [-]
#269 - hemeroids (02/14/2012) [-]
Seems Legit
#276 to #269 - supermegasherman (02/14/2012) [-]
guise its fake i can tell by the pixels
#278 to #276 - hemeroids (02/14/2012) [-]
You Don't Say?
#133 - majesticstallion (02/14/2012) [-]
Everyone knows a vampire's greatest weakness are bees!
#430 to #133 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
HOWD IT GET BURNED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #151 to #133 - flyingwhale (02/14/2012) [-]
what movie is this from?
User avatar #160 to #151 - cjklefty (02/14/2012) [-]
Wicker man?
#165 to #160 - flyingwhale (02/14/2012) [-]
thank you
thank you
#167 to #165 - cjklefty (02/14/2012) [-]
Yeah buddy
Yeah buddy
#158 to #133 - cjklefty (02/14/2012) [-]
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#6 - sjsharks (02/14/2012) [-]
I enjoy OC without overused jokes and overused memes, so for this content you have posted, take this incredible gif
I enjoy OC without overused jokes and overused memes, so for this content you have posted, take this incredible gif
#491 to #483 - insaneguy (02/15/2012) [-]
**insaneguy rolls 401**
#77 - grimmwaters (02/14/2012) [-]
Nicholas Cage at the Mario Kart Races-1432 A.D.
Nicholas Cage at the Mario Kart Races-1432 A.D.
#573 - flopperjrs (02/15/2012) [-]
Well done sir, well done
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#185 - falseslidereturns (02/14/2012) [-]
Nicholas Mage
User avatar #598 to #185 - highrollerman (02/15/2012) [-]
MS paint skills off the chart...

#170 - foshizzlefriend (02/14/2012) [-]
bitch please.....
#166 - frenshsik (02/14/2012) [-]
Nichola's cage
User avatar #407 to #400 - ohwhoafosho (02/15/2012) [-]
No, dude it's legit. I took the picture.
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User avatar #553 to #549 - mrgreatreturns (02/15/2012) [-]
**mrgreatreturns rolls 6** chan is a place I'd rather not go.
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#556 to #555 - mrgreatreturns (02/15/2012) [-]
You obviously have not been to 6chan.
You obviously have not been to 6chan.
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User avatar #570 to #569 - thatsmevictory (02/15/2012) [-]
srsly. You don't want to go to 6chan.net. It's... not right.
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#146 - downstrait (02/14/2012) [-]
seems legit.
seems legit.
#98 - hydromatic (02/14/2012) [-]
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#99 to #98 - hydromatic (02/14/2012) [-]
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#87 - Sins (02/14/2012) [-]
Seems Legit
Seems Legit
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