ReligionJunk. Found. Who killed more people in the Bible? God 1. 033. 344 I People Killed I l l l Satan. DAMN God's K/D ratio is OFF THE CHARTS!
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#187 to #40 - cerpa (02/15/2012) [-]
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#470 to #398 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
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#634 to #85 - cortanix (02/15/2012) [-]
YOU JUST POWERED HIM UP, WE ARE ALL ****** NOW, THIS TIME WE NEED QUINTS!
User avatar #560 to #85 - hokiefan (02/15/2012) [-]
.....does this count as trips......
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**numfortytwo rolls 4** add this
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**destroyoncontact rolls 5,408** might as well try
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#294 to #40 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7,771** Man i hope its not quads.. cos i cba logging in.. Schecterxgee
User avatar #633 to #294 - cortanix (02/15/2012) [-]
You just powered him up, **** you!
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First Quads ever kill ... whatever that is. HE WON'T GET MY TV!
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**anonymous rolls 0,831** stfu, i got this
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#172 to #40 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1,148** Here we go one time
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#121 to #40 - nonextstop (02/14/2012) [-]
**nonextstop rolls 8,931** **** you
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#109 to #40 - beartoast (02/14/2012) [-]
**beartoast rolls 4,407** If I had a dollar for every giga ***** i've killed..
#379 to #109 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
You would have about tree fiddy.
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** *********** rolls 0,698** yup...
#53 to #40 - Rascal (02/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9,409** mother ****** really ?! still cant help myself though
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#47 to #40 - Rascal (02/14/2012) [-]
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#273 to #40 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
Anon will save the day with his random collection of numbers!!

*roll 4*
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**highclassbean rolls 1,663** eh might as well try
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>pic unrelated
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>pic unrelated
#606 to #40 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0,495** ill stop the madness
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**stanceless rolls 8,426** I am the hero FJ deserves. But not the one it needs.
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**huskycreeper rolls 6,291***ive never rolled quads...WONT START NOW OBVIOUSLY! >:(
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I SHALL PREVAIL!
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**georgeojffs rolls 9,568** Quads plox?
**georgeojffs rolls 9,568** Quads plox?
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User avatar #289 to #40 - cartmananalprobe (02/15/2012) [-]
I've never seen so many trips in my life.
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#341 to #12 - niggergigger (02/15/2012) [-]
** ************ rolls 8,105** QUADS get!
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User avatar #98 to #78 - WastedDrudge (02/14/2012) [-]
HAHAHA that was great!
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User avatar #508 to #506 - juggernog (02/15/2012) [-]
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

#510 to #506 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** add this
#544 to #510 - allytiger (02/15/2012) [-]
WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST DO?!?!?!?!
#558 to #510 - npfortytwo (02/15/2012) [-]
(this picture is also related to the content)
#527 - ThpiderMan (02/15/2012) [-]
DAMN God's K/D ratio is OFF THE ******* CHARTS!
User avatar #530 to #527 - awesomeguyTS (02/15/2012) [-]
And he's going FLAWLESS!
#532 to #527 - motposters (02/15/2012) [-]
He got nuke at Sodom and Gamorrah and just started inventing new stuff after that.
He got nuke at Sodom and Gamorrah and just started inventing new stuff after that.
User avatar #545 to #527 - nicecontentbro (02/15/2012) [-]
Technically, both god and satan have the same kill ratio, because neither has died and you can't divide by zero to get kills/deaths...

Essentially, both have indefinite kill/death ratios...
#568 to #545 - ThpiderMan (02/15/2012) [-]
I kind of want to go and borrow MW3 from my brother and get one kill and quit the game, just to see what it says when you have no deaths... if it has an infinity symbol, i'd **** myself.
User avatar #583 to #568 - nicecontentbro (02/15/2012) [-]
it probably would. Technically, in order to have a kill/death ratio, you would have to have at least one death. You cannot measure how many kills for each death there were if there were no deaths...

You could compare your total kills to those who also didn't have any deaths as well...

Also, to prevent this, the game might just start everyone off at one kill and one death, instead of zero kills and zero deaths...
User avatar #602 to #583 - ThpiderMan (02/15/2012) [-]
Google doesn't seem to know anything about it, so i'm out of ideas.
User avatar #611 to #602 - nicecontentbro (02/15/2012) [-]
... well ****
#504 to #478 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #144 to #111 - ChIkEnRuLe (02/14/2012) [-]
Same...
#587 - Turtleboner (02/15/2012) [-]
I think god is winning
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#388 - downsyndromekitten (02/15/2012) [-]
< Pic related.
#89 - rougarte ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#590 - figurenine (02/15/2012) [-]
Anyone else notice that Satans number of kills is 10 but below 0? lol..
User avatar #621 to #590 - Darianvincent (02/15/2012) [-]
He revived them? xD
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#107 - hauntzor (02/14/2012) [-]
BAM!
CONVERSATION OVER
#498 - grimbaker (02/15/2012) [-]
and so began another pointless religious debate on the internet.........
and so began another pointless religious debate on the internet.........
#480 - rightouslightning (02/15/2012) [-]
MFW another religious debate.
MFW another religious debate.
User avatar #485 to #480 - tromboneftw (02/15/2012) [-]
Thank you sir for the gif. I'm going to watch Band of Brothers right now. Doc Roe is my favorite character.
User avatar #492 to #485 - rightouslightning (02/15/2012) [-]
Don't thank me. It's what I do.
User avatar #512 to #492 - thanksgivingturkey (02/15/2012) [-]
You are the hero FJ deserves.
#225 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
What if? Just listen... What if the bible was written by the Devil to show just how evil God is?
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#462 to #435 - idelki (02/15/2012) [-]
Because many religious people tend to get overly defensive and get their nickers all in a twist over the slightest insult.   
   
I'm Catholic and I found this funny. So yeah, you're not alone.
Because many religious people tend to get overly defensive and get their nickers all in a twist over the slightest insult.

I'm Catholic and I found this funny. So yeah, you're not alone.
#511 to #462 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
Have rest of the gif
Have rest of the gif
User avatar #489 to #462 - holycrapimacupcake (02/15/2012) [-]
Yes but Christianity isn't even really a religion. The modern world just corrupted it to that.
#452 to #435 - shrike (02/15/2012) [-]
I don't even know why this is frontpage. It's not that funny.
#484 to #452 - Rascal (02/15/2012) [-]
because it's an atheist circle jerk. that's why.
#494 to #484 - idelki (02/15/2012) [-]
It's funny cuz' it's true
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