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#669 to #572 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2012) [-]
"Alien or genie-it was hard to tell."
Win
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#647 to #572 - elitegopher (02/14/2012) [-]
The relative creature comforts of Bastion would rarely be available to these soldiers.

Danger Close
User avatar #645 to #572 - claptonisgod (02/14/2012) [-]
Wevlost deke, he said flatly
#644 to #572 - gingerfuntime (02/14/2012) [-]
Auntie Leah and Opa Samuel used all the pull they had in a hospital and managed to get Oma a bed...
User avatar #638 to #572 - claptonisgod (02/14/2012) [-]
It was only the second time i went to see alexis play, and they were all there.... hmmm
#636 to #572 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2012) [-]
When she screams out in pain, quickly apologize: you don't know your own strength anymore.   
- The Playbook by Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)   
   
I thought this was hilarious when it was the closest book.
When she screams out in pain, quickly apologize: you don't know your own strength anymore.
- The Playbook by Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

I thought this was hilarious when it was the closest book.
#634 to #572 - emilylikeschicken (02/14/2012) [-]
His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt.
-Inheritance

Uhh...
User avatar #630 to #572 - jcfjr (02/14/2012) [-]
"Any more time spent planning and we risk suspicion."

That makes sense.

From the book "Thy Neighbor's Lands." By Dan Bristol.
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#626 to #572 - mikkibeatty (02/14/2012) [-]
"I'm monitoring my mailbox." I don't even wanna know... I suppose that's what I get when the nearest book is a religious one of my dad's
User avatar #625 to #572 - rulerofmuffins (02/14/2012) [-]
"listen i think we should break up or whatever"
damnit scott pilgrim
#624 to #572 - kozmikhail (02/14/2012) [-]
"We came here to rob this bank and I'm not leaving without my cash!"
#618 to #572 - splatterfest (02/14/2012) [-]
"Nordic Ruins"
User avatar #617 to #572 - arcticlight (02/14/2012) [-]
Her absence had felt like torture - almost a form of personal punishment.
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

guess i get to have fun after a long wait?
#615 to #572 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
Not only is The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword one of the series's biggest adventures in terms of size and scope, but it's also one of the most unique installments thanks to the immersive motion controls that breathe new life into puzzles and combat.

The Official Guide to The Legend of Zelda: 2nd Edition
#614 to #572 - firmevidence (02/14/2012) [-]
Nick slapped at his hand as the man reached out to touch him. 0.o
#611 to #572 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2012) [-]
They scrambled down the bank and set to nibbling next to the water. (watership down)

#608 to #572 - patho (02/14/2012) [-]
"He breathed deeply of the cool air, listening tot he hoot of an owl." Eldest, Christopher Paolini

Cant get better then that!
#606 to #572 - pattymanceasarx (02/14/2012) [-]
Haymitch gives my shoulder a pat and says, "you could do alot worse you know."

hmmm, shes mildly attractive i guess?
#602 to #572 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2012) [-]
Lord Of The Ring, The Fellowship Of The Ring. PG45: "Remained Bent On The Hobbit"

I Guess I'll be experimenting with Midgets this year.
#603 to #572 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2012) [-]
"My mother taught Prim and me to eat properly" I guess that means ill be eating pussy a lot
User avatar #601 to #572 - altonyc (02/14/2012) [-]
But soft! methinks I scent the morning air.

Hamlet
#600 to #572 - corkscrew (02/14/2012) [-]
Besides fighting diseases and supplying nutrients, compost has a remarkable effect on the on the condition of the soil.

I don't even know how that would describe anything...
User avatar #599 to #572 - tariv (02/14/2012) [-]
Halflings stand about 4 feet tall and weigh about 80 pounds.
#598 to #572 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2012) [-]
Frodo took the envelope from the mantelpiece, glanced at it, but did not open it.
#596 to #572 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2012) [-]
"You won't believe the chickens"he said, breathless. *Pic unrelated*
User avatar #594 to #572 - ilikebigdick (02/14/2012) [-]
"Before his army began to march, he had sent heralds to the Ionians in an attempt to induce them to rebel against Croesus."
- Herodotus' The Histories
User avatar #591 to #572 - WitchKingTroll (02/14/2012) [-]
Chet and Joe set off on the Hardy Boys' motorcycles, taking the twelve-to-three segment on the map. Then Mr. Hardy and Frank drove off for the tree-to-six area.

I guess that means I'm gay.
User avatar #589 to #572 - sepolz (02/14/2012) [-]
1st August 2010
#587 to #572 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2012) [-]
tell us, for gods sake, what should we do?
User avatar #585 to #572 - joeylopezis (02/14/2012) [-]
*Why now?" I asked.
#583 to #572 - dubludubzy (02/14/2012) [-]
i guess i'm never going to have sex, the page is blank
User avatar #582 to #572 - jedic (02/14/2012) [-]
"These are the days of the years of Abraham's life which he lived, an hundred threescore and fifteen years."

Kay.
#581 to #572 - thundagawd ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
"Consent simply drops out of the picture."
User avatar #580 to #572 - kokomarr (02/14/2012) [-]
"gods people in the promised land" -my neices bible

User avatar #578 to #572 - HOBOwithISSUES (02/14/2012) [-]
"we got to let that burn out now."


-Lord of the Flies
#576 to #572 - cominginhot (02/14/2012) [-]
"Now as they sat shrouded in their cloaks as shadows"   
Great, i'm going to become a rapist.
"Now as they sat shrouded in their cloaks as shadows"
Great, i'm going to become a rapist.
User avatar #574 to #572 - ibmonkey (02/14/2012) [-]
"spit it out right now!" - to kill a mockingbird
User avatar #573 to #572 - siredvard (02/14/2012) [-]
It's easy to see that stygia used to be a lot of fun at one point.
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